FIRST!!!!

>     Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces 
himself to
> open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of 
aspirins and a
> glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his 
clothing in
> front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the 
room and sees
> that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest 
of the
> house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the 
table "Honey,
> breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love 
you."
> 
>     So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot 
breakfast
> and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, 
eating. Marty
> asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
> 
>     His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
> delirious.  Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and 
gave yourself
> a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
> 
>     Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and 
so clean,
> and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
> 
>     His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, 
and when
> she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, Leave me 
alone, I'm
> married!'"

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You must be hawk-eyed!
Can those crazy spammers try and find something else to do?
Maybe they could go for a walk in the park?
If they are not sure what to do then perhaps they should first 
consider regaining their composure ...
In the case that the situation is worse then maybe they should 
consider regaining their sanity.
I appeal again for calm - I wish to redress an issue.
This issue is simple enough:
Despite appearances to the contrary I do not have a quarrel with 
members of the British media especially those reporting for the 
war in Iraq currently.
Believe me, they are more than keen to try and help the current 
conflicts in the Middle East.
Allow them to continue to report without hindrance or let 
because they are now persuaded that their manner of reporting 
can exert a real influence in effecting the rightful outcome of 
the current conflict.
*And this despite all appearances.*

I have copied 

http://www.intrascope.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk 

to:

http://www16.brinkster.com/bookswanted/

today.

One day there will be a proper site of mine hosted by Brinkster.
It is however for another day.
They are based in Virginia U.S.A.

Quoting:
*Brinkster s mission is to be the leading provider of active 
server page and .NET hosting services and information; a can t 
be missed destination for Microsoft web developers worldwide; 
and a vital player in the continued growth, acceptance and 
usability of ASP & .NET.*

Surely this leaves the open source community wondering?

I would be.

I just knew om/cf would be first...LOL  I hope they fixed it for 
awhile. 

Marie, thanks for the post on the other site. I know my son will 
be fine but still doesn't stop me from worring. I'm so  glad 
that they were able to get Jessica and she is now out of harms 
way. Those are the things that make me so very proud of my 
son....

We will all pray for your son and all the heros that is 
fighting for future peace in Iraq.

The war is getting complicated. Who to kill and who not. These 
coward are using all kind of ways to fight the coalition. Using 
women and children as shield, as suicide bombers as decoy, 
killing them and blame it on the coalition and etc. The 
coalition forces must be aware that just before the war started 
there are also a lot of women holding guns and shouting their 
Jihad.

The seven women and children that were killed. I really would 
like to know why they did not drive slowly and stop for check 
and who is the driver.

All this time, those idiots protesting in the muslims countries 
is calling for jihad to revenge their death. Then if that is so 
they should all be fighting with the coalition and stop Saddam 
and his regime from doing such things.

YOUR MAKE BELEVE SON HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!!!!

Does your Mother know how emotionally disturbed you are???
Take your "Make Believe" life and shove it up your ass!

All families with loved ones fighting the battle of good can be 
DAMN PROUD of the job they are doing! Not only are they kicking 
ass and taking names, they are NOT stooping to the evil level of 
the Iraqi's. You can be very proud of your son - hell, Im proud 
of him and I don't even know him!! And the U.K. troops in Basra 
have been nothing short of exceptional! They are winning the 
hearts of a very tough crowd there. With the destruction of the 
two Iraq "elite" Republican Guard divisions and reletivly clear 
sailing to Baghdad I think we'll soon see the Iraqi people dare 
to defy the Saddam regime and the end of this will come quickly. 

We had our first local K.I.A. announced yesterday. Army Spc. 
Brandon Rowe was killed Monday in an ambush near the Iraqi city 
of Najaf. He had his body armour on but was shot under the arm 
and killed. He was in the 101st Airborne and was the division's 
first to die in combat in Iraq. His family has been overwhelmed 
with community support. He was 20 years old. I didn't know him 
or the family but judging by the fact they live in one of the 
ritziest sub-divisions here I somehow doubt this kid joined up 
to escape the ghetto. By all accounts he was a top notch kid who 
really believed in what he was doing.


 

blow me a spunk bubble

what a jerk, yeah, it's soooo often you hear a report on a kid 
soldier who didn't want to be there isn't it?! What the fuck do 
you think thy're gonna say. Everyone was told just how proud 
your boys were of fighting the commies in 'nam also, wasn't 
quite true though was it. Is that closed fist of yours over your 
ears as well as your eyes?

Today's link for the disinterested & bored:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3858&start=0

http://gayegypt.com/islam.html
hahahaaaaaaa wake up muslims

http://gayegypt.com/islam.html
see how muslm fuck
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what a jerk, yeah, it's soooo often you hear a report on a kid 
soldier who didn't want to be there isn't it?! 
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Put down the fuckin crack pipe for a day, join the real world 
and re-read what I wrote shit-for-brains! This kid !DID! want to 
be in Iraq! Fact is: he didn't have to be. Go get that much 
needed mental health checkup TODAY. Recapping your agenda for 
today: 1)Get off the illegal drugs.  2) Get back on your 
prescribed medication, and 3) KISS MY ASS!!

FUCK! this board hasn't even got but a few posts on it and 
already it is brimming with hate. 
          It just warms my heart! knowing that the Anti-American 
spam boy and his shit for brains side kick are all pissed off!!
              

First I must say that any idiot who wants to burn our flag does 
not deserve to live under the freedoms it stands for. So while 
you wallow in your self-pity and burn the flag you own, that you 
have no business owning, remember. Burning the flag is the 
proper and recommended method of disposal. And of coarse you do 
not need one of our flags and it is best you properly dispose of 
it by burning it. This all showing only that any anti-American 
who burns the flag is simply ignorant and is properly disposing 
of the flag and the freedoms he does not deserve in the first 
place.

http://sung.lostgeeks.net/cnn.jpg

Have any of you heard anything on bin Laden lately?  Remember a 
few weeks ago there were reports coming out of Iran and Pakistan 
that he had been captured.  The reports were then said to be 
false and no one has heard anything since.  After Khalid Shaikh 
Mohammed was captured, the U.S. was mad that the reports came 
out so quickly, giving Al-Qaeda operatives a chance to relocate, 
before they had a chance to interrogate him.  Although a long 
shot do you think they may have really captured bin Laden and 
have just kept quiet while they interrogated him?  There was 
that huge force of 1000 soldiers that raided a village on the 
same day that the Iraq war started.  Just injecting some things 
on this board that make you go hmmmm..........

Bin Laden was arrested near Victoria station, London a few weeks 
back ....
Why?

We pray that your beautiful son will come back to you safe and 
alive and that you know that we are all here with you and for 
you sweetie. Stay strong and know that love and prayers and good 
energy go out to you and your son and all the men and women in 
Iraq fighting.  Fact Finder, hope you are doing good with your 
health.



above posted five lines and one word in accordance with board 
goat rules.

OK troops, go tell that cunt traitor Jane Fucka what you think 
of her.http://www.jane-fonda.com/read_jf.html or just go search 
engine and type in Jane Fonda Message board, also go to that 
scumbag Tim Robbins site www.tim-robbins.com/read_tr.html or use 
your goddamned search engine to tell him what you think about 
him and his cunt susan sarandon and their little bastards. Dont 
forget susan sarandon is the same cunt that fought to keep a 
death row inmate from being executed despite the fact that he 
killed on numerous occasions. also lovely message board about 
cunt France. Troops, find any other message boards so we can go 
on there and tell em what we think.  You can also visit the old 
Carnival Sucks site for some comic relief.  Jane's ex ted turner 
said 9-11 was a good thing that happened.  He deserves to fucken 
die. Troops, as you were. ALSO, STOP FEEDING X. IF YOU STARVE 
IT, IT WILL SLINK AND GO AWAY.  


Above lines posted NOT in accorance with board rules, as I am 
royally pissed at these Hollywood fucks!!!!!!!

What ever happened to the good shows, like, Rat patrol (perfect 
for today's childern and the situation in Iraq). Shows like 
Hogan's Heros and such haven't been around in a while. Insted 
Hollywood shows are all about gays and cunts & sluts. They have 
a few about disgruntled cops and x-cons. Sad. 

Osama was last seen getting his license in florida

Now.
Concerning the blonde girl in the wheelchair at ASDA.
(She has a nice smile!)
Let us all pray for a miracle.
Maybe nothing will happen ...
*There are NO guarantees*
But it is worth a try.
The only person who will not pray will be herself in this.
To pray it is essential that we have silence ...
Do not say anything
Simply reflect - (you do not need to participate if you don't 
want to or if you are busy)
It doesn't matter precisely when or how long you do this for.
If you have a quiet spot of today then use that time to consider 
the state of the world.
What do you want for the world?
How are you going to help?
Too much help is misguided - reflect on that too.
Could one not conclude that it is better to do nothing?
Indeed! That is precisely what you are doing.
If the result is failure we will all try again another day ..
That is my prayer.

Shall we lay siege to Baghdad?
Watch yourselves as you get picked off with high-powered rifles.
Shall we invade into the streets?
Watch yourselves as you get picked off with high-powered rifles.

Conclusion: Your bombing raids and the killing and maiming of 
the innocent has real consequences ...

Easy!
Pull back and call it quits.
But will you listen?
*Let's find out!* :)

I want to Thank all of you for your support. Without our troops 
this country would be nothing. All of our lives are touched one 
way or another by someone who is over in Iraq. We need not 
forget what this is all about.... I do want to apologize about 
the post I made to the fake X, It was completly out of character 
for me and I have no excues.

I wish to allay fears. Though there is plenty of things wrong 
with the world noone is going to try anything on me anymore.
This statement *now that he has a voice - people will simply try 
to punish him for it* is incorrect because they have heard that 
voice and that voice cannot therefore be harmed. There is still 
a slight risk with the occasional individual who could be 
considered unbalanced but security is tight albeit near 
invisible as I make my first public appearances around the 
Croydon area.

*The April's fool joke really was a joke (however, being chief 
architect of Microsoft *for the day* was fun! Obviously I cannot 
start taking on a million more responsibilities though.) ... but 
the prayer was real.*

My advice is to be very careful using the tube in London. It is 
up to you but you may wish to seek alternative transport. I feel 
that any form of a radioactive attack on the public in London is 
extremely slim. Since noone wants to see me proved wrong, I 
would like to assure the public that everything thought 
necessary is being done in the way of security tightening 
presently.

*The catch? The Spiritual Realm. Or have you forgotten?* 

Iraq vs. US with a little bit of UK thrown in ...
Who is going to win? :)
*There is something wrong with my micro-processor.*
Or is there?

Nothing is impossible ..
The truth is that I really have seen a space-ship.
I saw it coincidentally enough during a full moon on the 19th of 
February 2003.
It was lurking over Selhurst stadium.
Yes! It really was a material superimposition on the sky by the 
mind's eye.
It furthermore served no useful military purpose and was 
probably a harbringer of news from the future.
It was approximately the size of a football stadium ..

IT WAS THERE TO PICK YOU UP!!!
IT'S NOT TOO LATE: HURRY UP, CUT OFF YOUR GENITALS, PUT ON YOUR 
NIKES, AND CLIMB ABOARD!

I wish I were a boy. 

YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE. YOU'RE A BOY.

I thought he was captured at a "coffee shop" in Amsterdam with a 
Russian bride with six toes.  My bad.

While U.S. ground forces were advancing earlier Thursday, 
a televised statement attributed to Saddam Hussein 
exhorted the Iraqi people to ``fight them with your hands, 
your very knuckles within your fingers; the toes on your feet. 
Set your hair on fire and go for it my children. I am the Great 
and Powerful SaDam !!! Pay no attention to that fool behind 
the curtain !!!......''

Rename Saddam Hussein International Airport. Jessica Lynch 
International Airport sounds better. At least temporarily. 

N.C. Gal: Out of character maybe, gut highly appropriate - loved 
that post! :-)

Get a Grip: I've totally given up on any kind of anger 
managment, its just not working! LOL. Message board, shmessage 
board!

Justice: Those tunnels under Badhgag would make a perfect hiding 
spot for bin Whats his name, dark and dank, just the way he 
likes it. Interesting theory about binny being in custody. I 
remember some claims shortly after Khalid Shaikh Mohammed's 
arrest that he had actually been in custody for months and 
the "raid" that captured him was a set up deal. Just some more 
things we'll probably never know for sure. Damn, that list is 
getting long. 

LOL!! Iraqi Information Minister, "And the American troops are 
one hundred miles away from the Airport!" Saddam (via spokesman 
of course), "Victory is close at hand! And the check is in the 
mail!"

Iraqi officals are driving around the neighborhood near the 
airport with bullhorns encouraging the people to make a death 
march to the airport. Im picturing that scene from the 
old "Blues Brothers" movie...."We're on a mission from GOD."

Thank you, I am fine. Have to go my check up two week from now. 
Take care. God Bless.

I think the American will have a tough time in Baghdad if not 
carefully plan. Do some inteligence survey before going in. 
Saddam might have plan for this battle, knowing that he do not 
have the might to fight the coalition forces in open space. One 
way is to isolate Baghdad from the rest and frustrate the 
people inside. Let them lose the patient. Weaken their morale. 
Control their media. Lets the Iraqis civilian know the truth. 
It may takes a little longer but I believe it is worth it.

Saw in the news and interview where a lady, cannot remember her 
name saying that the Isreal is using the war on Iraq as an 
excuse to attack palestinian. I am sure the Isreal will not do 
that if there were not suicide bomb. Why can't the palestinian 
or the Arab understand that. Why don't they lay done the weapon 
for 6 months and see whether peace can be achieve with the help 
from the outside world. Same as to all those idiots that is 
calling for Jihad.

Everytime I see interview on telivision with Arab leaders. I 
get very frustrated on why the interviewer did not ask them all 
these question of whether will the Arab except other religion 
to live peacefully and the assistance Isreal.

Iraq, hmmmm what should we do? kill, or hypatheticly be killed?

Their will never be peace among jews and arabs, never. A 
religious conflict can only be dis-proven.

ther'll come a time when you poison headed fucks will go too 
far. The first time a nuke or poison bomb goes off in W.D.C we 
will be dragging your rag heads into the streets, pissing in 
your mouths, and standing on your throats until dead.  Then were 
gonna go to saudi arabia, destroy your sacred well and pipe our 
nations raw sewage to the spot where your putrid asshole drank.

johnny

Mental problems johnny?

What I find strange is why Saddam (or whoever is giving orders 
now) had the troops out away from Baghdad.  They had to know 
that they were going to get bombed if they were away from the 
city.  You would think that they would all hole themselves up 
within the city.  What is also funny is how the Iraqi Info 
Minister is saying that we are not "within 100 miles" of Baghdad 
but we are showing live video from the Saddam Int'l Airport 12 
miles from the core of downtown Baghdad.

from what i understand is that there wasn't a suicide bombing 
for about two months until the assasination of a Hamas 
leader.Did the Israeli's miss them?By the way, it was America 
who vetoed the resolution to allow UN peace-keeping forces to 
enter the conflict years ago.(probally under Israel's request)

Yes, it is always the case, did you know why tha Hamas leader 
was killed? You have to refer again back on suicide bombers 
before the assaination.

Yes, we as the outside world can see the propaganda and 
misinform Arab nation. Sometime I feel pity for them. If I am 
an Arab and I get only those propaganda and hatred news. I too 
will join in the fight.

http://sung.lostgeeks.net/cnn.jpg

http://sung.lostgeeks.net/cnn.jpg

you really are a fuckin numbmut!! did you go to the Gump 
university in fuckwitsville

A. Cafe de Paris.
A. *Ordinary* high explosives.
A. I hope you get well soon.
A. Gas attacks imaginary.
A. Bin Laden operative.
A. Carefully staged Iraqi war. (Brilliant Hollywood 
collaboration.)

*Do NOT/AND/OR/NOR/XOR ... bombs on the world tonite?*

1) reality tv? 
2) A new world order?
3) Saddams last stand?
4) Osama's mistake?
5) CNN & Wolf Blitzer at Ranger Surplus?
6) A new reason to buy Duct Tape?
7) George Bush during mid-life crisis?

You sweep the ocean with a broom! you are just trying to make me 
look bad so you can start a war!!! You sucky ducky!!! Me & 
Sadman Hussein are going to clean your clock, that is if he is 
still alive........

Just 1 hr ago Saddam is still pleading to people to join his so 
called Jihad. Let me tell you. Nobody hates you people. We also 
want to see peace. We live in harmony as human race. Why fight 
when you know you are losing. Dignity? Pride? Look at the 
people that is not fighting. Yes you might say it is a 
propaganda of US. Honestly I can only see propaganda coming out 
from the Arab nation. Look at Al Jazeera news showing 
casualties. It is always women and children. What about the 
poor Iraqis defending Iraq and not Saddam. I would really say 
they are your hero who do not really know what happening and as 
I say my prayers are with these people too. They are defending 
their homeland because of the propaganda from Saddam regime. If 
they were to lay down their weapons, I am sure the coalition 
and the world would welcome them with open arms.

God be mercfiful to all those involve witht the war. We always 
pray for mercy not death and victory.

No No No it is want for war, yes Jihud...er jeee haaaad is all 
goood i thinky!! 

Hello Friends,
*DISCLAIMER: I"M A NICE GUY REALLY AND OF COURSE I AM ONLY 
JOKING*
Here is my A/C #
60938440 Barclays, Croydon (Sort code 20-24-61). Credit Mr. R.J. 
Warwick.
In the meantime since you think what I do for you is worthless:
*Today we invented an awesome game.*
It is called *The Secret Agent Game.*
It is awesome because you can only lose.
What did you lose today?
(1) First I refused to ever give you further comments or 
critique on the Romantic poets in the English language.
(2) I refused point-blank to ever give an interview or be 
employed for any existing TV station on Earth. We'll just have 
to produce a new television station.
(3) I did a similiar job on Shakespeare as I did the Romantic 
poets.
What would you like to lose forever tomorrow? (*or maybe 
tonight* is David Schwimmer's suggestion.)
It's your call!

*Do you like my awesome game?* :)
Good!

Me mates will be soon to sort you fuckin Sandmonkeys out, Sue, 
Taf, Andy, Zeb (With his Tank) and all the rest, so watch out 
suckers

You tell em Jimbo mate

Here's what I trashed for you so far tonight:
(I) All commentaries and critiques on so-called *Great* 
literature in the English language.
(II) All commentaries and critiques on so-called *Not so Great* 
literature in the English language.
(III) All psychiatric guidance. Work your own diagnostic 
questions out!
(IV) All council buildings in the borough of Croydon with truly 
appalling soundproofing.
(V) All flights in/out of Heathrow airport. London.
*Do you like my awesome game?* :)

Hi Mush 

All this  it s a holy war  and  we have God on our side  from 
that barstard Sadam and his cronies makes me sick.

To torture and murder his own people the way he has over the 
last 20 or so years and then to use Gods name to try and stir up 
the other religious zealots out there is totally hypocritical.

Also this call to all his  Muslim brothers  to stand together 
because us big bad WHITE westerners are attacking a Muslim 
state     .what a load of crap     the  Muslim brothers  didn t 
give a shit about the  Muslim brothers  that were being 
murdered, tortured and repressed all these years     .did they

SOUNDS LIKE YOU THINK THE KKK IS COMING TO THE RESCUE IN BAGHDAD.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. I WAS 12-YEARS-OLD ONCE MYSELF.

Shutup!
Credit my account!
E-mail me!
I don't know what to call *Beddington*
Actually, fuck if I care right now.
Build up. Build down.
New Jerusalem?
Croydon.
*It is okay to drink alcohol if you can hold it and do this 
discreetly.*
Let me explain: we don't want rowdy people leaving pubs but if 
you want to drink yourself silly WITHOUT disturbing the peace 
within the privacy of your own home AND providing you know HOW 
you can DO this due to prior and active training then ...
... GO FOR IT!!!
Otherwise?
Fuck off!
*Jesus Christ has spoken* :)
lol

DO YOU EVER HAVE AN ACTUAL POINT TO MAKE?
SO FAR, ALL YOU'VE POINTED OUT IS THAT YOU ARE UNABLE TO COPE 
WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL PROBLEMS. 

On a more serious note: have I indeed trashed all of those 
things I wrote tonight? Yes I have! I understand how you have 
problems accepting the current situation, but I want to ask this 
of you: "why don't you just accept me and appreciate that I am 
trying to help you?" Furthermore, "why are you hindering me 
materially in this?" Please consider this carefully! I really 
want to help you people but you are just making the situation 
impossible! Don't you see what we could do? We could do 
something great - but I do need your cooperation. Let us please 
stop this senseless bickering and consider how we are going to 
embark on a great mission together! I understand that there are 
people who would prefer simply to watch ... I understand the 
pain of the antagonists too! It is a fact that this mission is 
in many ways condensed but seize your opportunity and ...
*Let's Go to the Stars!*

DO YOU EVER HAVE AN ACTUAL POINT TO MAKE?
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Yes.

SO FAR, ALL YOU'VE POINTED OUT IS THAT YOU ARE UNABLE TO COPE 
WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL PROBLEMS. 
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And that is your expert opinion?

Think you missed the point I was trying to make totally there 
amigo   ..why the hell you mentioned the KKK suggests your 
understanding (or lack of it) of my statement re the Muslim 
brothers not giving a monkeys about how Sadam has butchered his 
own people over the years, leads me to believe that your 12 
birthday was possible only a short while ago.

NO, OR COURSE NOT. AN EXPERT WOULD BE ABLE TO PICK OUT ELEMENTS 
OF PSYCHOTIC BEHAVIOUR, AND WOULD BE ABLE TO DIRECT YOU TO PLACES 
AND PEOPLE THAT MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU DEAL WITH EVERYDAY 
MATTERS, SUCH AS KEEPING TRACK OF A BANK CARD, OR USING A SAVINGS 
ACCOUNT, WITHOUT BREAKING DOWN IN TEARS.

WISHING YOU A MEDICATED DAY,
                            X

I STAND CORRECTED, AND APOLOGISE, SINCE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW 
MANY OF HIS OWN PEOPLE SADDAM KILLS.
 THE ONLY REALLY HYPOCRITICAL PART IS: YOU DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK 
EITHER, UNTIL A MILITARY OPERATION WAS NAMED"OPERATION IRAQI 
FREEDOM". THEN, LIKE A BRAINLESS PROGRAMMED ROBOT, YOUR TEARS 
STARTED TO FLOW, AND YOU BEGAN TO WHINE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

http://acsa.net/Baghdad/

Could it be?

Salam sent an email just after the bombing started: "the 
absolute biggest best most wanted brain-stuff-specialist (i am 
sure it has a name can't think of it now) [has been called] and 
taken to a location outside baghdad, he called his family and 
said he can't come back tonight. something has happened to 
someone."

Salam sent you an e-mail? I've been wondering about 
him...nothing on his blog since March 24th. There were other 
reports of "very important" people pulled out of that bunker 
that night. After watching the taped video of 'Saddam' speaking 
to Iraq the next it seemed clear that the 'Saddam' with the 
glasses was either a fake or had a giant load of crap in his 
pants from the events of that night.

Canadians are pussies and their hockey players are gay   
          

X lives in Milwaukee. He is 38 years old, ugly, and fat. He has 
severe acne and works in a Burger King. The manager makes him 
work the second shift alongside the teenagers who work there, so 
they can see what happens to someone who pisses his life away. X 
is being used as an example by Burger King to stay in school and 
to practice personal hygiene. His self esteem is likely quite 
low, as even the 16 yr. olds who work there laugh at him. Last 
week the cashier told me that X got reprimanded by his assistant 
manager (an 18 yr. old girl) for not wearing his hair net, which 
led to some of his hair fall from his balding head into the fry 
bin. He was ordered to go home and shave his scalp before 
returning to work so that a repeat of that disgusting situation 
wouldn't occur. Unfortunately, his newly shorn scalp revealed 
that his acne had spread all over his head! X is the first person 
in the history of Burger King to be reprimanded for being ugly! 
Now he has been demoted, and his tasks are limited to scrubbing 
the restrooms and sweeping the parking lot. Let's hope that he 
doesn't get caught jerking off in the ladies' while peeking 
through some crack in the stall!    
                            

http://www.agonist.org/
http://www.annasach.net/images/iraq.html
http://www.back-to-iraq.com/

It is EXHAUSTING for me to have to clean up all these threads 
and start new ones.  I have repeatedly asked all of you to post 
FIVE LINES MAXIMUM.  This is very time consuming and annoying 
for me. Some of you have relevant posts but need to do away with 
cut and paste.  Thanking you in advance.





Above posted five lines in accordance with board goat rules. 
THIS MEANS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just saw the news, Marine killed by pregnant suicide bombers. 
This war is getting more complicated. Who should we shoot and 
not shoot. I think the Coalition forces should take over the 
media and let the Iraqi people to choose for themselves. If 
they do not wish to fight, leave Baghdad now give them a few 
days to leave, then start an assault on the remainder who want 
to fight.

Are you related to 'Justice' per chance? Hehehee, only 1 line!

Isn't that insane? A pregnant woman on a so-called "martyrdom 
operation". Its just sickening! No GOD would encourage this.

As I understand it (contrary to Rumsfeld's possible 'dis-
information') U.S. troops have already made some fairly major 
incursions into Baghdad proper testing the level of resistance.
And your right....WHY IS BAGHDAD TV STILL ON!!! 

Baghdad is what...5 million people, and I doubt we have yet in 
place the resources to handle the humanitarian problem facing 
us. I've no doubt we'll win this war and the Iraqi people will 
be much better off for it and the free world will as well.

Positive tests for Ricin in the northern al Queda areas and some 
nasty stuff in the Euphrates River...we're not off the hook yet 
by a longshot, they have what suddenly "retired" Blind Blix was 
supposed to be NOT LOOKING FOR but PRESENTED WITH for inspection 
and destruction. After Iraq is under control a sudden left turn 
into SYRIA would be a wise move. Thats where Saddam shipped his 
best toys.

dont war on iraq else the islams kill you amiricans

k.we wont do nufin den

*Morning Monkey Robots!*
Is there something wrong with your micro-processor today?
Frankly, it has me baffled too!

Richard, *Let's play Russian Roulette!
... You go first.*

*I know - it's true!*
I pulled the trigger at ...
YOU!!!
Your turn.
Let's play Russian Roulette!

Nice try!
But you missed!
Reason?
I don't exist.
My move.
Let's play Russian Roulette!

Hope you enjoyed the performance! :)

Ever play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Its a much more 
challenging game than with a revolver!

Shoot the pregnant ones too, stop the fuckers breeding  

Ever play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Its a much more 
challenging game than with a revolver!
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Been there. Done that. Will now congratulate whomsoever managed 
the above BK X-version satire.

*Welcome if you have just joined us!* :)
I shall be reporting some news tonight.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-
8&q=warwick+%22international+school+of+geneva%
22&btnG=Google+Search

*DISCLAIMER: UM, DON'T BLAME ME .. BLAME THE PESKY B.B.C*
(1) Baghdad airport not taken tonight still.
(2) A British journalist taunts as he states that he will only 
believe that there is an American presence in Baghdad when he 
sees it with his own eyes.
(3) Meanwhile, British forces capture members of an Iraqi 
political strand and place bags over their heads and use nylon 
handcuffs in a completely vain attempt to make it look as though 
they are about to be executed.

*DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THIS LINK*
NB the "Tribune de Geneve" is a daily newspaper concentrating on 
Swiss and Geneva news.

Tonight's link for the disinterested & bored.

http://www.worldsexguide.org/geneva.txt.html

*Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 22:22:11 +0100
Subject: Prostitution in Geneva

Hello,

You can find some good address in the "Tribune de Geneve", the 
girls work
in their appart. Some young students very beautyful and with 
very good
prices (about 70 FS for fucking in her bedroom)

good luck*

That's it for tonight.
I tried my best to find some interesting things to post up.
I did find some interesting things on the internet tonight 
though in my estimation they provided lean fodder for thought.
The fact is that I just feel tired now, hence that's it.
By the way, I was simply reporting things and kept things 
therefore void of my opinion.
I am not trying to blacklist the *Tribune de Geneve* which is a 
perfectly acceptable newspaper.

This is fucking pathetic!

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I'm fucking going to hang myself so FUCK YOU!!!!!!!    

         

Subject: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzusssssssss! 
Date: Sat Apr 5 20:12:04 2003 
Message:
This is fucking pathetic!
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Yes! But just as I said it was *The Spirit of Freedom*

Kazaa vs. mp3.com
Who is going to win? :)

Today's link for the disinterested & bored:

http://genres.mp3.com/download_charts/

ARE YOU THE ONE WHO'S FUCKING BEEN MAKING FUN OF ME? I'M GETTING 
SICK OF THIS SHIT!              
           

From your argumentations, it doesn't seem you are very 
intelligent people.

Ok. Thank you.

hey, pasta pecker, did you fuck your fat mammas ass las night 
while she told you how beautiful you are? Do you know a 
football player called Gary Baldy?

I hereby renounce you all.
*Principally this is a privacy issue.*
It also involves noise pollution, spitting at me, denying me 
money owed ... etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. 
etc. etc.
You don't listen to me or take me seriously.
You dare to be jealous of the fact that I have nothing 
materially - and the talents that I do have I spent years 
cultivating. You don't care for my talents either!
You are selfish & evil!
If you think you are an exception then e-mail me.
That is my move.
Now if you want to call this *the Secret Agent game* or if you 
want to call it *Russian roulette* it's all the same to me.
I'm afraid you have run out of moves.
A shame because I wished this game went on eternally!
Don't you?

I have decided to sell my body to the 1st available, disease 
free, reasonably attractive and intelligent woman.
The price?
75 Billion US dollars.
(Or convert into Sterling.)

Q. Can you do a discount day?
A. It is possible that I consider a 10% discount. I understand 
that people are worried about the possible effect on the world's 
economy.

Q. What does *renounce* mean exactly?
A. It means you must pay lots of money to sleep with me.

Q. Why does noise bother you in your home?
A. Shutup!

Q. Why should I not be spitting at you or in your presence?
A. It is against the Law of the Land.

Q. Who do you think owes you money?
A. You tell me.

Q. Why are you not going to sue Barclays?
A. They are my bank and I will have to stash the US 75 billion 
somewhere.

Q. I hear you fixed your computer. How did you feel about this?
A. Fucked up! That was the last question. Thank-you and 
goodnight. Sleep tight, don't have too much sex, and Satan bless!

I just feel numb! I no longer care about anyone or anything. Far 
from *sorting things out in my head* I will propose to you that 
there was never anything to *sort out*. Things just keep getting 
worse and worse when it comes to my opinion of people around me. 
True, I am thankful that people are no longer trying to kill me, 
however it is now slight things like spitting or shouting at my 
back that I find utterly repulsive and abhorrent. Things can 
only get worse and will most certainly continue that way for a 
while in my opinion. At least I will try and post up some 
humourous stuff on the internet soon. Under the circumstances it 
is the best I can do. The Truth? You are just shooting 
yourselves in the foot because of the inaction of people who are 
in responsible positions and should know better and be capable 
of positive action. Apart from feeling numb I feel hateful, 
spiteful, revengeful etc. i.e. very human qualities! Remember 
that when I make a decision then at that moment I have finalised 
it unless there is an extremely (i.e. better) reason to later 
counter it ... Though I no longer feel at mortal risk, I still 
indeed do believe that this whole thing is spinning out of 
control on an emotional level for example. I cannot really offer 
any advice because I know that even if I give the same advice a 
million times it still goes completely unheeded. Otherwise I 
would. Believe me. In the coming days I will consider these 
important issues again and try to come up with some form of 
redress. Unfortunately, it just seems to have more and more of a 
psychologically isolating effect on me which I know that 
ultimately is permanent. I will promise you however that I will 
do what I can.

Let's at least be balanced about this:
I appreciate the sometimes and very fleeting presence of one or 
two women that I vaguely know when I go shopping.
There are groups of people in Croydon who are clearly on my side.
ASDA and the place (which I will not name) where I get beer & 
cigarettes have shown me kindness.
*Some of the things whispered to me through the walls can be 
beautiful, scared and funny!*
As I have already stated though, as far as I am concerned, *the 
Past simply can never be consolidated.* This means a failure of 
sorts to put it mildly.

First on the war in the Persian Gulf: it is my considered 
opinion and conclusion that whatever the outcome of this war, in 
the end you are only fighting yourselves.

On *the B.B.C.* : attempting real improvements in the quality of 
their presentations and their attempts to cut to the chase 
regarding propoganda are honourable. However, they have not 
swung into their roles properly. What are those roles? Wholesale 
accusations and denial of anything beyond the absolute material 
proof demanded on behalf of so many!

On political leaders: the main leaders presently involved in 
this conflict have acted with conviction. The statement is short 
and only considers the current conflict. I believe that my 
presence in the UK has produced exceptional difficulties, the 
like of which have never been seen - and therefore I reserve 
judgement.

On spin: Did you ever meet anyone calling himself *Secret 
Agent*? He could show you a thing or two ...

On the fighting forces: I understand what is involved. Also, 
because you know about me I give you hope. I hope for a speedy 
resolution to this conflict but things have got so out of hand 
for me that what I can do is very limited.

On the bloodshed of the innocent: *May God judge upon you!*

*This is indeed a developing story.*
(I) Did you notice that the green jet that was reported to be 
the 1st 'plane to have landed at the newly named *Baghdad 
airport* :) had all of its elevator missing? That must have been 
one hell of a landing! :)
*The "newly taken" ... "Baghdad Airport" ... has been taken, has 
been taken ... Sleep now! ... Hush child ...*
There! Fast asleep! ;)
(II) Renegade US pilots have so far killed a few UK soldiers in 
tanks near Basra a couple of days ago ... (these guys are 
seriously nuts!!!) ... tonight they dropped a rather large bomb 
on the heads of some Kurds and some US Special Force soldiers ...
I love the shit they deal up!
*Long live the mad US fighter jet pilots!*
I recommend that when they court martial you, simply pull out a 
semi-automatic and plug them between the eyes ...
Just pile the bodies up! lol

Tonight's Psychic Exercise involves lighting a candle without 
lighting up yourself, your partner and/or the adjoining room and 
muttering some shit about how Jesus came back for you. (Standby 
999! No doubt some people will screw this up and set their 
neighbours ablaze!)

*There is no acting challenger but you, yourself.*

Midnight! Does the Bell toll for you?
I know that there is work to be done in the Name of God!
Jesus Christ Himself has spoken!

NC Gal: I'm glad to see you are keeping the faith! You are very 
welcome. 

Merlyn: If I can find it I have this picture of some idiot 
burning our Flag and catching himself on fire lol, I will post 
it when I find it!

Board Goat: I thought I had done something and got kicked off 
the board lol, I will Certainly visit those sites and put my 
opinion in! :-)

R. Warick: PLEASE PLEASE send all that stuff you are writing to 
Al-Jazeera! You can really make a difference there I'm positive!
Besides they REALLY need the mail!

Justice: I heard about that the same night as the war started 
also. I also heard that if they did have Bin Hidin (Assuming he 
is alive) in custody, they wont anounce it till the war is over, 
as not to provoke his little followers! Hope its true!

why does no mortal talk with you?

I SUCK COCK       ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While I was venturing around (Thinking I was Kicked off the 
board) The Crisis2001 Board is getting quite Anti-American it 
seems! Sometimes I will peek in, but I dont always have the time 
to respond. I dont know about the rest of the boards, I might 
peek in tonight. Just thought you might want to know that! :-)

This board needs a new background. How about a good picture of 
Saddam sucking a camel.....ciggerette I mean...

I just want to say THANK YOU! for your support of our country 
and soldiers. I think we should send all the protestors to Iraq 
and see if they will talk their SHIT over there. I bet they 
won't have the guts. I am a true American and believe in the 
right to speak your peace but not against the people we put into 
office to protect our Freedom. We elected these people to speak 
and act for US. May God watch over our President and our 
Soldiers! I pray for a quick solution to this war but will 
support the war till the end. Please PRAY for our Troops!!!

The post I just did is on the wrong date. It is April 6,2003 @ 
9:00pm.

I really pity the Iraqi people especially those that is still 
fighting thinking that they have a chance against the coalition 
forces because propaganda done by their leaders.

Example are the information about their standing by the 
Information Minister about the distance of the coalition 
forces. The Airport, Basra and etc. all turn out to be not true.

The walkabout by Saddam, a man who hides cannot be so brave to 
come out int he open so near to the conflict. This video again 
can be film sometime back with dramatic smoke from behind to 
show that it was taken recently, or done somewhere else or the 
man is not Saddam himself.

Saddam and his leaders must have known what will happen if US 
attack and did some movies takes of many possible happening if 
the US were to attack and show what ever is appropriate as time 
call for. I believe they are already out of the country or 
hidden in some rural areas.

I pity the poor Iraqis that is fighting this war for the wrong 
cause.

I saw on TV a family been hauled out by the coalition forces 
with small children raising their hands and crying with fear. 
Can't the coalition ask them to put it down except their parent 
and calm them that this is a routine check. Let them know that 
they are love too but again, it was the Saddam regime that has 
cause the fear of suicide bombings among the coalition forces.

Those elected to public office have always been fair game to 
critisism and ridicule, and thats as it should be and originally 
was intended when the U.S. was founded. Hell fire, I laughed my 
ass off at a parody of G.W.B. that made him look dumber than a 
box of rocks last night on Saturday Night Live! Public officials 
in a free democracy are always fair game. I voted for and 
generally support Bush but take in stride the heckling of those 
that don't...as best I can.

Support the troops? Damn straight! The time for protesting is 
over and personaly I consider it an act of treason to do so as 
our troops are facing the enemy. Note: my personal ideas are in 
no way related to constitutional law! And our troops have 
performed GREAT, ALL the coalition troops have proven 
themselves. The Brits in Basra have shown what I think is a 
workable plan for taking Baghdad with a minimum of casulties on 
both sides, a little time consuming - yes, but winning over the 
people is the key.

Sure...we're still 100 miles from Saddam Hussein International 
Airport according to the Iraqi Minister of Bullshit and 5,000 
Iraqi uniformed and plain clothes soldiers danced a jig on the 
one American tank they stopped well inside Baghdad but in 
reality the noose is tightening on Baghdads neck and this will 
be over soon after Saddomy's bunkers are filled with water like 
we did to those poor innocent Gophers in their holes with a 
garden hose...always figured they had alternative ways out and 
sent the buddies to hold bags over the other holes in the area 
to catch the cute little suckers alive with the hope of making a 
unusual pet out of them. Never did catch one. Don't tell PETA. 
Mums the word on that matter.

R. Warick: PLEASE PLEASE send all that stuff you are writing to 
Al-Jazeera! You can really make a difference there I'm positive!
Besides they REALLY need the mail!
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What kind of difference do you have in mind?

why does no mortal talk with you?
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They know I am mortal.

Here's the list:
(1) Smart as hell.
(2) Fixed my computer yesterday - sort of: it boots now but 
still goes down at unexpected moments.
(3) Pretty good at astral projection and reading peoples' minds.
That's your lot!
Have a nice time at the zoo then.

Go on run you fuckin gobshite, we OWN Baghdad now. Do you see our 
nice tanks and soldiers in your palace hahahahahahahaha

ENGLAND. ENGLAND, ENGLAND, ENGLAND,  HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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We did it!!!!! We have WON the War!!!!
And we have found the WMD in Najaf? I think the name of it is!
News is comming in fast and furious!
WE CAME WE SAW WE KICKED ASS!!!! Iraq is Free!!!!
We have the FINEST Military in the WORLD!!!
Woooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

To all those Soldiers that lost their lives to achieve this 
mission, rest easy now, you are walking with God! Your mission 
is complete!!!

Isn't it sick how the yanks are all so patriotic. It's always 
our home land and other shit similar. War also seems to be the 
answer, but talks never work. It's god bless this...god bless 
that. 

The war on Iraq is supposed to find weapons of mass destruction, 
but where the hell are they? What about the millions of Anti-War 
protests that happened. In Australia about 
%72 of the population were against war, yet the go ahead was 
given anyway, why? To fight a war that was not their own. 
England was the same. 

The US had to because Bush feels as though he needs to finish 
off the job that Daddy fucked up. Pretty lame excuse, but it 
seemed to have worked.w 

How many losers will respond with useless coments to this?
Get creative and thing of something good before wasting 
everyones time. Thanks

One giant leap for George Bush, one small step backwards for 
mankind......................

0.0) Bosnia 
0.1) Serbia
0.2) Afghanestan
0.3) Iraq
....
1) Syria
2) Libya
3) Iran
4) Sudan
5) Pakistan
6) Cuba
7) North Korea
8) France
9) China
10) Russia
11) Europe (incl. Spain)
12) Africa
13) Japan
14) Australia
15) UK

!!!
Ready?
... Drop bombs ...
Good! :)

Today's psychic exercise: How to disprove that *Chemical Ali* 
has been carrying out *mass killings for years and years* as 
reported by example on B.B.C. 1 during the 1 o' clock news, 
Monday April 07, 2003

1st?
... Drop bombs ... :)
Now!
No! Already have!

Anyway, click on *Advanced Search* having prior to this 
navigated to the following URL:

http://www.google.com/

When you're there then write in the following Search term in the 
text input box labeled *with the exact phrase*:

Chemical Ali

Having done this then choose *past three months* from the 
dropdown selection box labeled *Date   Return web pages updated 
in the ...*

Submit this query with the *Google Search* button and note how 
many web pages are returned.

Do the whole thing again but choose the default *Date* selection 
which is *Anytime*

When I did this just now I found the difference in the number of 
web pages returned to be 590 ... approximately one tenth of the 
total number of pages returned each time.

One must conclude that the one they call *Chemical Ali* has only 
recently begun his mass killings career. :)

!!!

mullah omar is a dick

My name is Sanjay. I am queer

I come from Bradford

LOOK BITCH, FUCKING PAY ATTENTION, PICK UP A FUCKING NEWSPAPER, 
LOOK AT THE NEWS, THEY FOUND THE CHEMICAL (SIRIN) WEAPONS THIS 
MORNING IN A TOWN SOUTH OF BAGHDAD! BEFORE YOU SPEAK GET YOUR 
FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT! YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON! I WILL CONTINUE 
TO SAY GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS YOU ASS. THEY EARNED IT, THEY 
DESERVE IT, AND THEY HAVE NOW SAVED OUR LIVES BACK HERE IN THE 
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!!

GOD BLESS THE USA, UK, AND COALITION TROOPS!!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TALKS? THEY DIDNT WORK DUMBASS! THE UN 
DIDNT FIND THE CHEMICALS...WE DID!!!

GOOD GOD, GROW A BRAIN!!!!

I beg to differ once again my friend lol, One GIGANTIC Step for 
the USA, More time left to be able to live for Mankind!!!!

Where did you see that they found Sarin gas?  Do you have a link?

It's on FoxNews.com its all over the news, as a matter of fact 
I'm recording it! I thought it was a town called Najaf but its 
another town above Najaf! A few soldiers walked into a warehouse 
and a few moments later they started throwing up, having bubbles 
rise up on thier skin, and some other stuff. God pray for thier 
safety, since there is NO cure for Sirin!

I get the point but what I meant by not running down our Public 
Officials was that as Patriots we should back the ones we 
elected. I understand that making jokes about them is different, 
and yes I admit I giggle at some of the jokes out there. But 
when it comes down to the nitty-gritty I am totally behind our 
President. I am not quite middle-age but voted for the my first 
time during the last presidential election. I regret that I 
hadn't voted before but thought my vote wouldn't count. I know 
pretty stupid on my part. I did not just vote because "Dubya" 
was from Texas,I didn't bother to vote for his Dad. I voted 
because I thought he would be good for our country. I hope I 
have made things a little clearer for everybody about my 
position on this subject. 
Yes, I am a little "Redneck", I support the things I believe in 
and speak my mind about the things I don't. It is how I was 
raised. I am proud of MY State and my Country. 
om/cf, Thank You for your input. Without others input there 
would be no one to discuss the pro and cons with.

War is a healthy thing when taken in moderation.  The chaos 
allows people to see whats really going on.  Afghanistan and 
Iraq I think have had enough war for a while.  They should take 
it easy.

http://english.aljazeera.net

!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2925375.stm

*He was given the name "Chemical Ali" after a gas attack that 
killed thousands of Kurds in 1988.*

... we're on a covert mission for God!
... covert mission for God! .. tra la la ...

!!!

Mankind could use a breather from war, but never takes a break. 
Good for Bush, having the balls to do what we have needed him to 
do, so unlike Clinton. We just keep on doing what we must do. 
War is never progress, always destruction. The Islamic Jihad 
does need to be destroyed. And so it seems it will be. 
Reformation, Muslims the last to go through it. Not unlike the 
Christian crusades, the whole world must suffer through it. 
It just sucks and yes it IS one step back for mankind. Also a 
giant leap forward for us and stopping the sucidal Jihad of the 
martyr heads (Muslims). The Muslim view; appocolypse, if they 
can't just have the world, then they want death for all. We must 
take this one step backwards, sad as it seems. 

Again I demonstrate to you the power invested in me. You fools! 
Don't you know who I am?

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(I)   How are you doing with your *messianic* disaster campaign?
(II)  How many churches built in my name?
(III) What is the major religion of the world?

If you can answer these questions three ... then you've just 
solved the Riddle of the Sphinx!

Congratulations! Here's a million pounds.

Did you spot the unanswerable question?
(I know that many people have but for the elucidation of the 
masses:)

*(II)  How many churches built in my name?*

Hola media scrum! Thank God I am not in the thick of that!
Though one wonders just why ... :)

In brief, I expressed doubts about this case from the start 
because I felt that the book that was published signaled a 
problem. I watched some TV coverage and read a couple of 
newspaper articles. Because I felt I may have interfered I 
delivered specific instructions that the case should be tried on 
the evidence alone and to disregard my opinions. Naturally, the 
trial judge did that too - but probably restressed this point 
several times. In my judgement, the chance of an appeal being 
successful is nil but give it a shot by all means.

Where do you come up with this stuff?

Worse yet... why do you read it?

I don't actually.  I just catch a glimpse of some of his posts 
while I am scrolling through.  The parts I do see make 
absolutely no sense.  I am just wondering where someone would 
come up with that gibberish.

This is in reference to the first message on this website.  
Ashraf, if you are reading, what you have written just shows how 
ignorant you can be.  If you maybe educated yourself, you would 
realize what absolute filth you have written.  Its sad to say 
that people like you still exist in this world - UNEDUCATED AND 
STILL TRYING TO MAKE A BOLD STATEMENT.
 

As you know I have dispelled some propaganda. I'm mostly 
interested in the Iraqi war from the media perspective (because 
I watch it on TV for example) and I don't feel particularly 
involved in it. I was just wondering what you would do if no 
weapons of mass destruction are discovered in Iraq. The thing 
is, it is my considered opinion that there are none.

Where do you come up with this stuff?
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If it is *gibberish* then logically you don't care.

SO FAR, WE HAVE BUILT SEVERAL THOUSAND TEMPLES IN YOUR NAME.
THEY ARE ALL IN NEW YORK CITY. JUST ENTER ANY TRASH DUMPSTER, AND 
DIG TOWARDS THE SECRET COMPARTMENT TOWARDS THE BOTTOM, WHICH WILL 
LEAD YOU TO SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,MAJESTIC EDIFACES KNOWN TO 
MAN, AND ALL DECICATED TO YOUR REGAL MAJESTY, MY LORD.

ALL I CAN SAY IS, IF YOU'RE WATCHING CNN, OR FOXNEWS, AND YOU'RE 
WATCHING AN ORIENTAL GIRL, WITH RED HAIR, TELLING YOU ABOUT 
TRUTH, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO REVISE SOME IDEAS ABOUT MEDIA 
TRUTHS.

There may or may not be WMD but I think in either case that Bush 
doesn't really care.  I think that is why they also threw in the 
fact that they were liberating the people of Iraq just in case 
WMD were not found.  I am starting to share your feelings of no 
chemical or biological weapons in Iraq.  The early reports 
suggesting that they found some suspected chemicals but they 
turned out to be pesticides.  There are other reports but we 
will have to wait and see what they find.  I support the war in 
Iraq but I wouldn't be surprised if the coalition forces plant 
some chemicals in Iraq just to make themselves look good.

I have to see it to beleive it. Un real, to say the least.

U.S. troops bunking in Saddam's palace, drinking the King's best 
whiskey and smoking his hand-rolled Cubans...its just too funny!!

ALLAH AKBAR!!!!

ALL I CAN SAY IS, IF YOU'RE WATCHING CNN, OR FOXNEWS, AND YOU'RE 
WATCHING AN ORIENTAL GIRL, WITH RED HAIR, TELLING YOU ABOUT 
TRUTH, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO REVISE SOME IDEAS ABOUT MEDIA 
TRUTHS.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I have been found out!
You see, that is me!
The oriental girl with the red hair spouting nonsense from the 
TV!
This leads us to the inevitable conclusion:

*WARNING! THIS IS THE AQUARIAN CONSPIRACY* :)

(Meaning rather that my name is not Helen.)
So we have all properly realised that along we were filming from 
the planet Xanadu?
*There is no shadow of a doubt in my mind that we are all dead.*
Good. :)
You know too that my hair is dyed?
If you do not realise this then you need to know: 
All along we were actually fighting the North Korean war.
It was hellish to fake it ...
Truly I am from Xanadu: the oriental look and the dyed red hair 
proves it.

Most of it is old footage from the original Iraqi war:

We just used clever cinema effects to make it look like I am 
oriental.
We just revamped some of it and stuck some people in Tunisia 
into the desert with an 8mm *SuperEight* and told them to get on 
with it.
We gave them some guns and tanks and they are nearly all 
converted to Buddhism now!
We have unscrewed the caps off quite a lot of alcoholic 
beverages because the pain is diabolical ... :)
We are taking care of their wives for them and have arranged 
some proper life insurance.

*Is faster than light travel possible?*
I have not got a clue but I am definitely oriental ...

looks we have not found anything that remotely suggests that we 
were in danger of being attacked in USA by Iraq. BUSH EATS 
SHIT!!!

There may or may not be WMD but I think in either case that Bush 
doesn't really care.  I think that is why they also threw in the 
fact that they were liberating the people of Iraq just in case 
WMD were not found.  I am starting to share your feelings of no 
chemical or biological weapons in Iraq.  The early reports 
suggesting that they found some suspected chemicals but they 
turned out to be pesticides.  There are other reports but we 
will have to wait and see what they find.  I support the war in 
Iraq but I wouldn't be surprised if the coalition forces plant 
some chemicals in Iraq just to make themselves look good.
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I told you my main aliases on this site. *Richard Warwick* is my 
real name as I have also stated prior. The fact is that 
President Bush went into this war fully aware of my presence. 
Take a look at him laughing on the lawn between the helicopter 
and the White House for example. It is important to know that he 
was not laughing in a malicious way. Observe the very peculiar 
happenings at the Church service just as the war starts! He 
knows that he now owes me 75 US billion dollars and I am sure it 
is just killing him now ... :)

I don't think the coalition forces will plant chemical weapons 
but they might (continue) to make out that there are WMD.

As I again stated, I am sort of an *active observer* in the 
present conflict. I am however keen to see this end soon with 
minimised casualties, and it is my belief that there is a 
genuine problem here.

================================================================
*So we have all properly realised that along we were filming 
from the planet Xanadu?*

Should read:

*So we have all properly realised that all along we were filming 
from the planet Xanadu?*

I have received permission from ...
Could it be?
Saddam Hussein ... :)
To report his whereabouts:
Okay then! (fucking crazy I think but he said go for it!) :)
Baghdad actually ...
Quick!
Get bomb on him!
Do not cut green insulation wire thx! :)
*Bring down the space-ship?*
*Flee from the epicentre?*
*Do not pass go and collect 2000?*

*The whole world watches and wonders as space-bitch finally 
makes her grand entree!* :)

P.S. My darling Helen. Do attempt to avoid the epicentre. Thx. 
We will have dinner soon at the restaurant of your choice. I 
will be the one with the red carnation in my top pocket at 
Victoria Station. You can't miss me like that. Love you to bits! 
It has been so so long my darling but finally we are reunited! 
lol

All I can say is that my experience of Connex South East has 
been notorious in the depth of misery upon the service ...

Helen! I am so sorry! How can you ever possibly forgive me?

I know!

E-mail me.

lol
!!!
Or something ...
(NB the three pointed exclamation effect is simply to ensure 
that our enemies in Xanadu get the upper-hand in the galaxial 
conflict.)
Suicidal?
No. But I need to hurry this thing along ...
Aww, Shuddup Michele Hussein!
Stop laughing Michele Hussein!
This is NOT I repeat NOT funny.
Okay?
Good. :)
*Let us proceed* :)

Tomorrow we really will all die.
Sorry?
Yes I am.
Any last regrets?
Actually yes ... I never finished installing the operating 
system on my backup computer ...
It was all because of a neutronium bomb.
I think it really really sucks!
But in case you are wondering you will die instantaneously.
This is the nature of the neutronium bomb:
To all intents and purposes it is radiationless.
Listen to the Scientists.
They will tell you ...

U better mean cigarette, u smart ass little faggot.

Hey Secret Agent wingnut...did you drop the shit from hell on a 
house in Baghdad tonight? Hell no! Wasn't no pshyco-dreamy
"neutronium bomb" but was the reality of four, two thousand 
pound bunker-buster bombs. Thats gonna be some fuckin' DNA mess 
there...LOL!!!

Rumsfield downplayed that the weapons found were Sirin, Mustard 
Gas, and some damn poison I never heard of before, he downplays 
everything till its proven. But the prilimanary findings say its 
Sirin, Mustard Gas and whatever that other stuff was. And the 
informer who told the soldiers to go look there (At that spot) 
said that was just the tip of the iceburg!! There are ALOT of 
sites being investigated right now. I wondered how long it would 
be before someone (IF and or When, Which we did) find Weapons of 
Mass Destruction would be quick to say our government planted 
them  unreal..!!!!! I suppose we never entered Baghdad either! 
Oh and we were no where NEAR the Airport either!!! Saddam also 
said "He didnt have WMD"!!! Gee I guess we should believe 
EVERYTHING his regime tells us. They are the poor little 
innocent victims here. They wouldnt dream of passing on (If they 
already havent) some of those weapons off to Al-Quaida, or some 
other finatical muslim freaky ass group that WOULD use them on 
us!! Oh No Not Saddam!!! P'Shaw!!! I wouldnt doubt for 1 minute 
that he had ALOT to do with the World Trade Center Bombings!!! 
Since he had that Mural made depicting the picture of the first 
plane hitting WTC1 like it was an ornament or something!! But I 
forgot he is a good guy who would never DREAM of doing anything 
to us. Especially since we kicked his ass out of Kuwait!!! He's 
not a vengeful person oh no not him. He gased his own people, 
stored bodies (Not even Refrigerated) with bags of bones next to 
them in a storage garage, bragging on paper that he had them 
executed, ran torture rooms, rape rooms, and numerous other 
autrosity things. Wake the hell up and take a look at the things 
that have happened to us, and who would have the most to gain by 
them? Maybe a vengeful, hateful, genocidle, man? A Hitler type? 
Well at least some people see what a sicko he was and how our 
President and Troops have saved our lives. 
Cant wait to see what else they will find!!! They  planted them 
ha un fucking real!!!

Ewww I dont know how much of Saddam and his Boy's are left now 
Lmfao!

AH, all of you who have chosen to follow the mad money-machine 
that has led the people astry from love, from human essence.  
Your days are numbered...   
Every event has a truth, every truth has many meanings.  Whats 
your meaning?  Mine is native ways,  Just wait until your own 
government impinges upon your freedom and you will see that your 
government is your self and the laws of cause-effect.  Bye,Bye.

Hey Secret Agent wingnut...did you drop the shit from hell on a 
house in Baghdad tonight? Hell no! Wasn't no pshyco-dreamy
"neutronium bomb" but was the reality of four, two thousand 
pound bunker-buster bombs. Thats gonna be some fuckin' DNA mess 
there...LOL!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You fool OM/CF or whatever the hell your name is!

Today's URL for all those who are receiving bombs on their head 
today! :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/middle_east/2002/conflict_wit
h_iraq/at_a_glance/default.stm

Quoting: *0155: The Pentagon says US warplanes have targeted 
Baghdad location where Saddam Hussein, his two sons and other 
top Iraqi leaders are believed to be. 

0100: Five huge explosions heard in western Baghdad, around 
presidential palace, and fire is blazing in the area, reports 
AFP.*

So we had a few bombs dropped on top of Saddam Hussein's head.
He thanks us for the lovely effort but would ask us all to 
consider why the bombs missed. Maybe some clues later .. ;)

Sure Saddam sucks camels...ciggeretts? Only his goat knows for 
sure.  

I agree with the annonymous one; unless your in the war shut the 
FUCK up..... thanks for your time:^)

YOU NEED TO GET A GODDAMNED LIFE ALL OF YOU!!! DON'T YOU HAVE 
SOMETHING BETTER TO DO EXCEPT SAY fuck this,fuck that, fuck your 
mom, etc.?? SERIOUSLY ALL OF YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF TWO YEAR 
OLDS! THE ONLY REASON I FOUND THIS SITE WAS I WENT TO THE WRONG 
ONE AND APPEARENTLY A STUPID ONE AT THAT.

That's LOOSERS! to you bud!!!

Africa!!! Get  there while the genocide is Hot Hot Hot!!! That's 
right fresh and grusome!!! Genocide and war that you can do your 
thing... oh? you don't do it for human rights? Just for the 
photo ops? I see..............

saddam is nothing but a cheap ass muthafuka,
he used to be a trucka,
he wanted to take over the world, 
he didn't know that his wife was a whore,
nothing but guns and nuclear weapons in him, 
..........cut the crap, FUCK SADDAM.

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saddam is nothing but a cheap ass muthafuka,
he used to be a trucka,
he wanted to take over the world, 
he didn't know that his wife was a whore,
nothing but guns and nuclear weapons in him, 
..........cut the crap, FUCK SADDAM.

IF YOU HAD PLANS TO BECOME A POET, DO EVERYONE AROUND YOU A 
FAVOR: TAKE A RAZORBLADE WITH YOU WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR NEXT 
SHOWER(WHENEVER THAT MAY BE).

die bitch

KILL ME CUNT

CAN I SHOWER WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!?????????????

NAMBLA IS WHAT I'M ABOUT, WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT?

I HAVE THE IRAQ'IE FLAG TATTOOD ON MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK, I HOPE 
THEY WIN THE WAR.

DO YOU EVER PLAY WITH YOUR DOG'S WEENER?

YES, AND SOMETIMES MY MOTHER LETS THE DOG FUCK HER ASS. I DO 
TOO!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!I FEEL KINDA SEXY.

WASSA MATTER BABY BOY? GET SLAPPED IN YO MOUTH?

Greetings if you have just joined us!
This is a story developing on rather a slow simmer ...
Just my opinion. :)
Tonight I'd like to introduce to you an old Biblical favourite 
of mine.
I wrote him up myself once and for fun I used to call him *Simon 
the Magus.*

Here goes:

*WARNING! THIS IS A DAMAGE LIMITATION EXERCISE.*
*DISCLAIMER: THIS GUY CALLED SIMON M. TOLD ME TO DO IT.*

If I pointed a handgun at you and threatened to pull the trigger 
then it is my considered opinion that you would STILL not be 
capable of following my direction.

Are you all paying attention?
Look over there!
Quick!
No.
You missed it.
What was it?
Forgot already ... :)

Simon says "dance a merry freaking jig"
Simon says "just call me your new messiah of the world ... "
Simon says "tell me more about the financial wealth I am about 
to gain ... "
... (this makes him laugh you see!)
"Shutup!"
Actually. :)

Simon says "listen to me!"
... (this causes him a fit of giggles because he now knows he 
can sue you all!)
Simon says "stop calling me your new fucking ruler and look 
whaddya doin' to her!" :)
Simon says "DON'T listen to me!"
... (Oops! too late) lol

Simon says "sing with me!"
... "we're on a covert mission for God! tra la la" 
... "covert mission for God! ... tra la la"
... "covert mission for God!"

Do this infinitely!!!

SUCK MY COCK DRY YOU SEXY THANG

die bitch

Comments on posting with Subject *Meet your very own imaginary 
friend!* 

I hope you see the humour. Noone is supposed to take it 
seriously! Correction. Since these are supposed to be at least 
semi-serious notes then *Noone is supposed to take it personally!
* Look at the deliberate contradictions in the posting. What a 
mess! Let us consider this *covert* issue a little closer: NB 
*covert* to all intents and purposes simply means *secret.*

(1) I am aware that when I switch on the TV that I am pretty 
much an open book. That is fine by me. Why? Because when I don't 
want to be read I can simply switch off the TV.
(2) If people on TV can see what I am writing or doing on my 
computer then clearly that is fine by me too. Otherwise I 
declare the whole lot off limits from my computer. Simply wait 
for me to post on the internet or send e-mail which I know 
bounce all over the place. The reason why I declare it off 
limits is that I know better than anyone what is best for all. 
It is that simple. Take it or leave it.
(3) I would be better off in accomodation with good sound-
proofing and a decent security aspect within the design of the 
building. You can either watch me do it or help me financially. 
Your choice. Your call. I simply cannot abide by noise around me 
in private. You are severely screwing with me. (That's the 
damage limitation part - you just have to admit it and get on 
with it and hope things get better in the future.) In the 
meantime I purchased headphones as a pitiful kind of interim 
solution.
(4) Now I do actually enjoy what some of the women visitors - 
and indeed even some of the men - have to say to me. Since this 
appears to be just about my only human company on the face of 
the Earth then it might as well continue for now but in 
respectful moderation please.

Thank-you.
I know these words sound harsh but they are reflecting my 
present mood.

To cheer you up?
Okay then, you might as well have it here,
My official title truly is:

*My Lord, Richard Warwick*

I was declared this tonight.  

Fucking die already

Hi there X! :)
Feel better already bitch?

Because you simply cannot cease to pollute me with music & 
noise ...
This is it!
I will have no relationship with a woman on this mission.
Eat it!!!
Hope you enjoyed my company.
Fuck off maniacs!!!

What does this mean?
(1) Dinner is out of the question permanently.
(2) I hope you fucking die you fucking maniacs!
(3) I hope you rot in hell!

Dunno, u talk to walls & it surprises u when they talk back? 

Desist!
Just stop NOW!
You are doing yourselves in!

Who said this?

*My Lord, Richard Warwick*

Helen of Troy.

She is a woman on a planet called Xanadu.
It is the Truth.
But you have made me very sad ...

By the way since I am now entirely convinced that you have got 
shit for brains ...
Let's just go for more of the same shit ...
Tomorrow, and tomorrow and tomorrow ...
But I am sad now that you did this.
You will pay for it.
Rest assured.

Don't believe me?
Watch me you scum!

The truth?
A woman did say those words ...
I have no idea who that could be.
Neither do I particularly care.
You have performed an appalling act against me because the music 
is still playing!
(Whether it is or not I don't really know or care.)
I will never talk again to the women I have recently cultivated 
friendships with.
They may die as a result of this but it is on your hands you 
cowards!
You are a sick bunch of individuals.
Richard Warwick has spoken.

I have left this site now forever.
Drop dead!

Is that a promise?

Sorry. I needed to post this before I left:
(This is it!)
*You have failed me.*

Is that a promise?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes. You know what that means.

It means ...
Hi there *dead dude*
That is what it means!
*******THE END*******

Thought I would post this here to show my support for the men 
and woman of the United States services. Hope ya'll get 
something out of it, whatever that may be. Its a video that I 
put a quite of bit of time and effort into and wanted to share 
as well as get feedback on. Its never rewarding to put a lot of 
work into something and have no one ever see it. It seemed to me 
that this would be an appropriate place to share it and that 
people here might appreciate it. 

If you feel like you want to, feel free to distribute the video 
or post the link elsewhere.

http://www.undergroundplanet.com/iraqinfo.htm

Best regards and I welcome your comments.

God Bless;

- Ray
ray@undergroundplanet.com
www.undergroundplanet.com

good fuckin riddence. i double dog dare ya. no money, no pussy, 
no life, mental demons racking whats left of ur alchohol ravaged 
brain. just do it

Still a mouthy little piece of shit I see. X  knows that he can 
never do anything worthwhile. It's all so easy for X. All he can 
do is insult other people. He contributes nothing worthwhile. He 
stands for nothing. That's his strategy: by not telling anyone 
what his political views are, X doesn't risk being made fun of. X 
continually proves what a coward he is. Hey X, I don't know what 
your political beliefs are (communist probably), but I believe in  
a Glock in your mouth as a public service.     
                          

YES? AND I AWAIT ONE OF YOU SILLY PUNKS TO COME AND DO IT, BUT 
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.....YOU TALK OF GLOCK WHILE DREAMING OF COCK.

GUYS LIKE YOU ARE ALWAYS SO VERY GUNG-HO ABOUT WAR,AND ARMCHAIR 
PATRIOTISM, BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONES WHO REFUSE TO SERVE YOUR 
COUNTRY, AT LEAST UNTIL YOU BECOME A FAT, BEER-GUZZLING, WIFE 
BEATING, PIECE OF SHIT, AND THEN YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU'D DO 
IF YOU WERE WHERE THE FIGHTING IS, NOW THAT YOU'VE BECOME 
COMPLETELY USELESS FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT PAYING TAXES.   

I BET I CAN KICK YOUR ASS BUT IF I'M WRONG IT'S ALL GOOD CUZ I'M 
GAY AND WOULD SUCK YOU LIKE FARMER BROWN'S MILKING MACHINE.    
                     

I BET I CAN KICK YOUR ASS BUT IF I'M WRONG IT'S ALL GOOD CUZ I'M 
GAY AND WOULD SUCK YOU LIKE FARMER BROWN'S MILKING MACHINE.    
                     

OH SHIT I HOPE YOU'RE NOT EX MILITARY I DIDN'T MEAN TO TALK SHIT 
TO YOU SIR.          

*HOW TO DROP A NUCLEAR BOMB*
When the nuclear device exploded I had already hit the fringes 
of the countryside and found myself in a park.
There I met with a few people that had had the sense to live 
around there in the first place.
As so often not with these kinds of devices a proper series of 
warnings was delivered.
You were all duped and listened to the advice of others.
This advice consisted of getting away from the probable 
epicentre.
You cowered in streets in the dark nearby.
You saw two aeroplanes fly overhead.
One of them was about to make hay ...
What was not properly realised is that you were dealing with a 
multi-kiloton nuclear bomb explosion.
When the nuclear bomb fell to the ground a process known as a 
chain reaction was already well under way.
Millions were killed in the nuclear explosion.
The bomb detonated in Central London last night or during the 
morning of Wednesday the 9th of April 2003.

*DISCLAIMER: I AM POSTING WHAT SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO 
DESCRIBE AS POETRY ON AN OBSCURE INTERNET WEB SITE.*

(1) I don't care if a real nuclear bomb drops on your head, 
anyone's head or mine.
(2) In truth a neutronium bomb went off in your heads last 
night. If you had bothered listening to me, acting on my advice 
and actually doing something for me (apart from ASDA and the 
beer-run shop) then this event need never have occurred.
(3) Since this neutronium bomb has proved insufficient we shall 
simply employ a bigger one next time. However, the choice is 
yours ...

*HOW TO SOLVE A PRIVACY ISSUE*
*OR HOW YOUR TREATMENT OF THE NEW MESSIAH MAKES HIM GIGGLE AT 
THE WOMEN*

Here is one practical solution that I provided a few days ago. 
All you had to do was to credit my account with about half a 
million pounds Sterling. I would then have proceeded to quickly 
purchase a property in the Croydon area that had a suitably 
sound-proofed basement or akin. You did not act on my advice 
because my current accounts (the only two active bank accounts I 
have in the world still have a couple of fairly nasty holes in 
them today.) As an interim solution and being practically 
minded, I have purchased head-phones to at least try and drown 
out some of the noise when I am watching TV.

*DISCLAIMER: HOW SICK CAN YOU GET?*

I think the question is whether these postings are actually 
connecting to me as the real, physical person. I am perfectly 
capable of carrying out a relationship with a woman. However, it 
suffices to have observed me outside (or if you have not then 
get your own personal spy-camera at the ready) to realise that 
it is true.

Amen.

Thanks a lot.

To really ram it down your throats then let me tell you that I 
have no intention whatsoever of carrying out any kind of a 
relationship with any woman whether called Helen, Simon or 
masquerading as a bull terrier called Paul.

I hope you enjoyed *Black Mass.*
It's all true because I say it is.

kill urself pussy. do the right thing for once.

*SAMPLE: ANYONE FOR SOME GROOVY E-MAIL HEADERS*
*F.B.I. ANYONE???*

The following is in essence what I received in my BlueYonder e-
mail account this morning:

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money started to come in. First month I only made
$240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made
a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months
by re-entering the program, I have made over
$710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to
success in this program is to follow the simple
steps and NOT change anything."

More testimonials later but first, =======

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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND
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INSTRUCTIONS:

===== Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE
REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the
person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.
MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

=== WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
=== YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save
them on your computer and resell them.
YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00. 

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each
of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals.
Save them on your computer so they will be accessible
for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will
order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
reports (and this letter)and keep it on your desk
in case something happens to your computer.

IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
are listed next to each report, or their sequence on
the list, in any way other than what is instructed
below in steps 1 through 6 or you will lose out
on the majority of your profits. Once you
understand the way this works, you will also
see how it will not work if you change it.

Remember, this method has been tested, and if you
alter it, it will NOT work!!! People have tried
to put their friends'/relatives' names on all five
thinking they could get all the money. But it does
not work this way. Believe us, some have tried to
be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not
try to change anything other than what is instructed.
Because if you do, it will not work for you.
Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!

This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a
product for sale and getting paid for it. Treat it
as such and you will be VERY profitable in a short
period of time.

1.. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the
person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through
the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.

2.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

6.. INSERT YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS IN THE REPORT # 1 POSITION.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address
ACCURATELY! This is critical to YOUR success.

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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified
list of names, and save it on your computer.
DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.

Save this on your back up floppy as well just in case.
To assist you with marketing your business
on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will
provide you with invaluable marketing information
which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally,
where to find thousands of free classified ads and
much more. There are 2 primary methods to get this
venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
==================================================

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see
how it goes, and we will assume you and those involved
send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume
that the mailing receives only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%)
response (the response could be much better but let's
just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will send
out hundreds of thousands of e-mails instead of only
5,000 each.

Continuing with this example, you send out only
5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only
10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people responded
by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2%
responded with orders. That's 100 people who
responded and ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for
a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to
that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mails each for a
total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2%
response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each
for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails.
The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
Report # 5.

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00
(half a million dollars).

Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50
+ 2..... $500 + 3.....$5,000 + 4..... $50,000
+ 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND
FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO
MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think
for a moment what would happen if half or even one
4th of these 10 people mailed 100,000 e-mails each!

There are over 150 million people on the internet
worldwide and counting, with thousands more coming
online every day. Believe me, many people will do
just that, and more!

METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
==================================================

Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and
there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.
Placing a lot of free ads on the internet will
easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest
you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you
go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must
do is e-mail them the report they ordered. That's it.
Always provide same day service on all orders.

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out,
with your name and address on it, will be prompt
because they cannot advertise until they receive
the report.

===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================

The reason for the "cash" is not because this is
illegal or somehow "wrong". It is simply about time.
Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared or
approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one
can SEE there is money in the envelope and steal
it before it gets to you.

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for
each report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the
cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least
2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of
paper, write the NUMBER & the NAME of the report
you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your
name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
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REPORT # 1: "INSIDERS GUIDE TO ADVERTISING FOR FREE ON
THE INTERNET"

Order Report #1 from:

F. Vick
1119 Beach Street
Beresford, N-B
Canada
E8K 1G6
______________________________________________________

REPORT # 2: "THE INSIDERS GUIDE TO SENDING BULK E-MAIL ON THE
INTERNET"

Order Report #2 from:

L. Kightley
100 Forest St. Apt 1409
Hamilton, Ontario,
Canada
L8N 3X2
______________________________________________________

REPORT # 3: "THE SECRETS TO MULTILEVEL ADVERTISING ON THE 
INTERNET"

Order Report #3 from:

R Schmidt
81 Cambridge Ave
Hamilton Ontario Canada
L8H 1T7

______________________________________________________

REPORT # 4: "HOW TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE UTILIZING THE POWER OF
MLM AND THE INTERNET"

Order Report #4 from:

J. Kaiser
4431 Boardwalk Court
Cincinnati Ohio, 
USA
45242

______________________________________________________

REPORT # 5: "HOW TO SEND 1-MILLION E-MAILS FOR FREE"

Order Report #5 from:

Vitaliy A. Shipitsyn
1 N May Ave, Apt 4
Athens, OH 
USA
45701

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$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails
until you do.

=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks
after that you should receive 100 orders or more for
REPORT # 2. If you do not, continue advertising or
sending e-mails until you do.

** Once you have received 100 or more orders for
Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is
already working for you, and the cash will continue
to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time
your name is moved down on the list, you are placed
in front of a different report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which
report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO
GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS
AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT
to the income you can generate from this business !!!

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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
PROGRAM:
You have just received information that can give you
financial freedom for the rest of your life, with
NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can
make more money in the next few weeks and months
than you have ever imagined. Follow the program
EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way.
It works exceedingly well as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report
after you have put your name and address in
Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as
instructed above. One of the people you send this
to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your
name will be on every one of them.

Remember though, the more you send out the more
potential customers you will reach. So my friend,
I have given you the ideas, information, materials
and opportunity to become financially independent.

IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !

=============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============

"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
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Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had
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I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her 'hobby'."

Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet."

Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR
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If you have any questions of the legality of this
program, contact the Office of Associate Director
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Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.


This message is sent in compliance of the proposed
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* This is a one time mailing and this list will
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*WE CALL FOR A BUDGET*
12:30 pm The 9th of April 2003.

Meanwhile examine the following material evidence and laugh with 
me at your political leaders!

I am laughing my head off! Too funny!

It's a *do not miss* show on your TV today in Great Britain.

At a Glance  
Account Name Your Details 
  
MR RICHARD WARWICK 
20-24-61 60938440   - 1,054.83 
current balance 
  
MR RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK 
20-24-61 40774162   - 89.73 
current balance 
  
MR RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK 
20-24-61 45963265   n/a 
current balance 
  
  

Screeeech ..... !!!
If you're planning the heist of the Millenium:
*WEIRD SCENES INSIDE THE GOLD MINE ...*
I hear complaints!
*Thought we did that bit already ... the snake was that nasty 
little polluted river in Geneva ... and there you were by the 
Franco/Swiss border with Dawn's children scattered and bleeding 
on the Route Blanche or something ... ???*
Shutup!

*Gimme the fucking microphone - I'll do this!*
I'll hit you with a fucking sceptre ..
Last instructions: drink much brandy, pray and hope that you 
don't meet G.O.B.B.O.G.

!!!

I have to admit as much as I have despised "Some" Islamic 
people, I am enjoying seeing the pictures of the Iraqi people 
FREE!!! Throwing flowers at our Troops, and yelling "We Love You 
Bush and Blair"! Pictures must be being shown by now across the 
Globe! That little old man beating Saddam's picture with his 
shoe is Priceless lol. Looting! well in this case, why the hell 
not! They havent had much of a life. They deserve what they they 
are taking lol. It's kind of funny when you look at it. The 
Minister of Misinformation didnt show up for work today Hmmm! 
Now that fat nosed ass isnt going to be hard to pick out of the 
population, I dont think he can blend in very well! Guess the 
NEW Iraqi Government will have to buy some new furniture lol, 
cause it's getting hauled off by the Free People of Iraq!!! I 
bet Chirac is about to fall out of his chair ha...
Now our troops are getting FLOODED with information where all 
the Chemical weapons, Bio, WMD are, and will soon be inspected 
and destroyed!!!! Now all the awful stories are going to come 
out too, since there isnt anyone to follow the reporters around 
to make sure the TRUTH doesnt come out! Now the truth WILL come 
out and alot of us are probably going to be sick to our 
stomachs! It's been a hell of a war. Never forget our 
Fallen "HERO'S"! Those BRAVE souls! We LOVE YOU!!
America, Brittain, Australia, Ireland, ALL the Coalition 
Soldiers, JOB WELL DONE!!!! You won it baby!!! (It may be a bit 
early to claim victory) BUT WHAT THE HELL!!! You saved our 
lives, God there is NO way to repay you! All I can think of is 
Respect, and By God You Have Mine!!! I bet Bin Hidin is crapin 
his pant's about now. If he isnt he should be lol...I guess The 
leaders of France, Germany, Russia, and all those who opposed 
the war are getting together this weekend with Kofi (I dont know 
what to do now) Annon!! Wonder where this leaves them 
HaHa..Guess it's up to the Free Iraqi people to decide that. 
They will remember who freed them and who didnt! So I guess 
France, Germany, Russia, and a few others are crapin about now 
too! HaHa well they have some issues now they will have to deal 
with! My heart feels a little less cold today, and a little more 
giving, I am going to buy a boy's toy and a girl's toy, and mail 
them to Iraq! (I never thought I would say that). 
WAY TO GO TROOPS!!!! YOU ARE OUR HERO'S!!!!   

Dear Gordon,
You could hike the price of cigarettes up to 2000 pounds 
Sterling a packet for all I care.

Meanwhile, I am preparing a real legal case against the Inland 
Revenue ...
Lots of love,
Richie Babe

While your at it, can you pepare me a case against the old Iraqi 
government for taking my tax dollars for (The Oil For Food 
Program) and wasting them on remodeling their homes instead of 
feeding their people? I think it's called FRAUD!!!! Oh wait how 
can I collect? Hmmm!!! 

End it now

BAGHDAD, Iraq    Witnessing Saddam Hussein's power slip away, 
hundreds of Iraqis rushed to take everything else Wednesday: 
They used pickup trucks and wheelbarrows to haul off everything 
from refrigerators to flower pots from government ministries, 
police stations and state companies.

  
 
 
 
Emboldened by the sight of U.S. troops taking control of the 
capital, they dared not only to loot but also to rejoice over 
Saddam's fall, to vandalize his image and to call him a 
criminal -- offenses that just days or weeks ago could have 
brought arrest, imprisonment, torture, even death at the hands 
of the secret police. 

They danced in the streets, waving rifles, palm fronds and 
flags, thrusting their arms in the air and flashing the V-for-
victory sign.

Among the sites plundered: the state-owned Oil Marketing Co., 
traffic police headquarters, and Iraq's Olympic headquarters, 
which was said to be the site of a torture center run by one of 
Saddam's sons. The looters took computers, appliances, tires, 
bookshelves, tables, even Iraqi jeeps.

There were no immediate reports of any attempts by the Iraqi 
government to restore order.

State-run Baghdad radio, though, was still on the air, 
broadcasting patriotic songs and excerpts from Saddam's speeches.

On a Baghdad street, a white-haired man held up a poster of 
Saddam and beat it with his shoe. A younger man spat on the 
portrait, and several others launched kicks at the face of the 
Iraqi president.

"Come see, this is freedom. This is the criminal, this is the 
infidel," he said. "This is the destiny of every traitor. He 
killed millions of us."

The scenes of jubilation came after one of the quietest nights 
in Baghdad since the war began. The relatively light clashes 
raised hopes that the worst of the fighting was over and that 
Baghdad had fallen to the Americans.

"The capital city is now one of those areas that has been added 
to the list of where the regime does not have control," said 
Brig. Gen. Vincent Brooks, a U.S. Central Command spokesman. He 
said the situation has reached a "tipping point" where the 
population now realizes "this regime is coming to an end and 
will not return to the way it was in the past."

Central Command was "cautiously optimistic" about the jubilation 
in the streets.

"All of us have come to expect the absolute worst behavior from 
this dying regime, so it's important to remember that tough 
fighting may lie ahead," said another spokesman, Lt. Mark 
Kitchens. "However, we are heartened by what we are seeing, and 
feel a sense of warmth that the citizens of Baghdad are taking 
to the streets to celebrate their freedom."

Still, Kitchens said of the looting: "It is certainly something 
we discourage, and when and where we can make a difference, we 
will certainly try to do so."

At Saddam City, a poor, predominantly Shiite area that has long 
been considered a hotbed of anti-Saddam unrest, hundreds of 
Iraqis cheered American troops. Small bands of youths tore down 
portraits of Saddam and chanted, "Bush! Bush! Thank you!"

On Palestine Street, where Saddam's ruling Baath party as 
recently as a few weeks back held rallies and shows of force, 
gangs of youths and even middle-aged men looted the warehouses 
of the Trade Ministry, coming out with air conditioners, ceiling 
fans, refrigerators and TV sets.

By the afternoon, the looting spread to more parts of the city. 
On al-Saadoun Street in the heart of the capital, men, women and 
children broke into a furniture store and made away with 
mattresses.

Two young men stole gold-rimmed copies of the Quran from a 
bookshop.

One Iraqi, expressing his disgust at the looting, said: "We are 
now afraid of other Iraqis, not the Americans."

Overnight, only a few blasts shattered the quiet. Explosions, 
tank shelling and gunfire rang out after daybreak, but the 
fighting was described as only sporadic resistance to U.S. 
forces trying to expand areas of the capital under their control.

The Army was pushing across the city from the west and the 
Marines from the east, and they hoped to link up Wednesday. U.S. 
forces were securing routes into the capital, repelling ambushes 
and trying to hunt down roving bands of fighters made up of 
three or four people.

The majority of regular Iraqi army soldiers and Republican Guard 
troops are believed to have deserted and gone home. Uniforms, 
boots and weapons litter the streets and fill fighting positions 
throughout the city.

The Arab-language satellite TV station Lebanese Broadcasting 
Corp. reported from Baghdad that there was no sign of any Iraqi 
government or military presence in the city.

Neither Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf nor 
any ministry "minders" showed up at the Palestine Hotel, where 
hundreds of journalists are staying. The Iraqi government had 
assigned "minders" to escort journalists as they did their 
reporting, and Sahhaf gave daily briefings where he declared 
that Iraqi forces were slaughtering the invaders and on the 
verge of victory.

Brooks, the U.S. Central Command spokesman, had said on Tuesday 
that he fully expected looting in Baghdad and other places where 
there is "a vacuum in terms of control." But he added: "I think 
as time goes on, more law and order will be established. Ideally 
that goes by way of the Iraqi populations taking care of 
themselves."

Early Wednesday, shortly after midnight, a sudden flash of light 
illuminated the sky over Baghdad, accompanied by a loud clap. 
This time, though, it was not a continuation of the nearly three 
straight weeks of aerial attacks on Baghdad: It was a 
thunderstorm.

Thick black smoke rose from several areas, but more and more of 
the fires started by the Iraqis to cloak targets in the city 
have fizzled out in the past few days, possibly because the fuel 
has run out and the Iraqis are not able to reach them to 
replenish the fuel.
 
 
 

HAPPY IRAQI INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE!!!

Regime Collapses; Baghdad Erupts In Jubilation Top Stories 
April 09 9:30:00 AM EST 



 
Iraqis loot the oil ministry storage facility in Baghdad. 
(Agence France-Presse AFP International Telephoto Service) 
BAGHDAD, April 9 (AFP) - US tanks and troops poured into the 
heart of Baghdad amid scenes of jubilation and looting on 
Wednesday as Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's regime collapsed 
after a blistering three-week onslaught. 

US forces met little Iraqi resistance as they moved through 
swathes of the city, with looting erupting as it became clear 
that Saddam's 24-year stranglehold on the Iraqi people was 
disintegrating. 

"Good, Good, Bush!" chanted cheering crowds in a northern 
district of Baghdad as a US Marine convoy passed by, as 
elsewhere angry crowds defaced and destroyed symbols of Saddam's 
regime. 

US troops spread through the city, with tanks and armoured 
vehicles rolling into the heart of the capital to crush 
remaining pockets of resistance, facing snipers and isolated 
units prepared to make a last stand. 

Tanks rolled right up to the front of the Palestine hotel where 
the world media was based and soldiers chatted to journalists. 

The hatches of the tanks were open with relaxed and smiling crew 
members exposed, though other marines on foot took up 
precautionary positions on the pavement. 

But British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington's staunchest 
ally in the three-week-old war to wrench power from Saddam, 
warned: "This conflict is not, however, over yet." 

Mystery still surrounds the fate of Saddam, who it is thought 
may try to make a last stand at his home town of Tikrit north of 
Baghdad. 

A spokesman for Blair said Iraq's command and control structure 
appeared to have broken down in Baghdad, adding that scenes of 
chaos and looting in the capital "tell their own story." 

But he warned that resistance to advancing US troops could still 
be quite "stubborn and fierce" after days of bloody fighting to 
wrest control of the capital of five million people, now largely 
deserted by pro-regime forces. 

In Saddam City, Baghdad's teeming Shiite suburb, people were 
seen breaking into shops and homes to steal furniture, food, 
electrical equipment and carpets. 

In the north of the capital, citizens rampaged through the 
interior and irrigation ministries, gutting the offices, 
reporters said, while symbols of Saddam's iron grip on the 
country took the brunt of people's anger. 

Unconfirmed reports said residents among the heavily-armed 
population of the quarter had forced out the Fedayeen Saddam 
militiamen before the arrival of the US troops during the night. 

In other parts of the capital, Baghdadis tore up a giant 
portrait of Saddam, men brandished Kalashnikov rifles as they 
signalled their delight at the regime crumbling, while one white-
haired man was seen laughing as he repeatedly hit a poster of 
Saddam with a sandal. 

Another man intoned the name of "Saddam" and ran his finger 
across his throat in a mock gesture of execution. But two others 
appeared to support the embattled Iraqi president: "Saddam 
Hussein good," one said. 

City residents, hardened after almost 13 years of crippling 
economic sanctions, started looting symbols of Saddam's power, 
notably the irrigation and interior ministries and the 
headquarters of the Iraqi Olympic Committee, run by Saddam's 
elder son Uday. 

US troops, moving up the eastern bank of the Tigris, approached 
the center of the capital, where they were expected to join 
units controlling the western side of the river, witnesses said. 

Marines had seized Baghdad's eastern zone, though Iraqi snipers 
were still posing problems, a US military official said. 

The rapid march through the capital came after Iraqi fighters 
abandoned most of their positions. 

But coalition warplanes still flew over the capital as smoke 
filled the skies, bringing air support to ground troops moving 
through the east and north of Baghdad where Iraqi forces had 
abandoned positions. 

Dozens of Iraqi and Arab fighters in civilian clothing were 
still holed up behind buildings or in sandbagged positions on 
the western side of the Al-Jumhurya bridge spanning the river 
Tigris that snakes through the capital. 

"Baghdad has not fallen and will never fall," said Mohammed al-
Dahruj, a 24-year-old Syrian who volunteered to fight US-led 
forces. 

US tank fire and artillery pounded the area, as automatic 
weapons crackled, with US forces trying to crush resistance from 
the Iraqi position blocking the eastern exit of the bridge. 

To the north of Baghdad, warplanes struck Iraqi positions around 
Saddam's home town of Tikrit, a potent symbol of his rule. 

In southern Iraq, the country's second largest city Basra was 
not yet totally under British control, Blair said. 

"It is not secure for our troops yet, fully," he said. "(But it 
is) more under control today than it was yesterday." 

Nothing has been heard from Saddam since a US bomber on Monday 
obliterated the building in Baghdad where he was believed to be 
with his two sons. 

Major General Stanley McChrystal, with the US Joint Chiefs of 
Staff, said the air strike had been "very, very effective," but 
it was not known if the targets were still alive. 

The Times of London said British intelligence believed Saddam 
left the targeted building just before it was bombed. 

The Washington Times quoted a US official as saying that US 
intelligence was "in a state of euphoria" because "there is no 
doubt he (Saddam) is dead." 

In London, Blair said: "It is extremely difficult as we speak to 
know what is left of the governing higher ranks of Saddam's 
regime." 

Intense artillery and automatic weapons fire flared for several 
hours around the main Republican presidential palace in 
Baghdad's centre early Wednesday. 

Two US Abrams tanks held on to the key Al-Jumhuriya bridge over 
the Tigris that they took the previous day, and lightly-armed 
Iraqis on the eastern side of the river still blocked the 
passageway's eastern exit. 

Intense shooting was also heard in the south of the city, where 
thousands of Marines and military hardware had poured in on 
Tuesday. 

The heavy fighting in Baghdad has taken its toll on the city's 
hospitals, with international aid agencies warning medical 
supplies were critically low and hospitals were stretched to the 
limit amid heavy civilian casualties. 

Iraqi officials say hundreds of civilians have been killed. 

burs-jah/txw  

It would seem that the end of Saddam has come and a new dawn for 
those in Iraq is here. For them we will raise our heads in pride 
for taking the hardest step, that one of faith. For those who 
will not be with us on this day, a prayer that they know now 
they have not died in vain. And the sound and celebration of 
those in the streets of Baghdad my be seen in Gods eye as reason 
to forgive all who fought for the end of Saddam and his reign of 
terror. 
                              Awen (Amen) 

G'day mates!  We wish you safety and a speedy recovery home, 
mate. USA LOVES YOU!!!! ESPECIALLY NEW YORK (wink) kiss......

G'day mates!  We wish you safety and a speedy recovery home, 
mate. USA LOVES YOU!!!! ESPECIALLY NEW YORK (wink) kiss......

Cost of American War on Saddam,

 90 Billion dollars,

Seeing Iraqis riding down the street on Saddam's head.

 Priceless

Since we're so happy about Baghdad and toppling statues and 
stuff I reworked *The Crystal Ship* for ya's!! :)
Enjoy.

THE LUCKY DIP

Before you slip into unconciousness,
I'd like another pack of crisps,
Another pack of Walker's crisps.
Or another dish
Anooother dish!!!

The way is bright and without your name.
The time you flushed it down the drain was tooo ...
Insane!!!
... I'll eat your brain ... 
... I'll eat your brain ......

(Chorus: sing together kids! :))

YUM YUM YUM YUM
YUM YUM YUM YUM
YUM YUM YUM YUM
YUM!!!
YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM
YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM
La la la
la laa!
 
O tell me where your bathroom lies,
If I can't get down soon my fly,
I'll surely die, I'll surely DIEEEE!!!
The Crystal shit-hole is being filled.
A thousand crys, a thousand groans!
I get a million or so dead each time.
When we get back I'll chop a line.

Dedicated to every single woman on the planet who will never eat 
dinner with me either.
Is that really confirmed then m'lordie?
Fuck ya!

*WARNING: THIS IS NOT A GAME!*

Comments: as you can see I have refused to have any kind of a 
relationship with a woman ever. Why? You don't listen to my 
direction so I have poured scorn on you all. I hope it screws 
your mind up because you continue to screw with mine.

I am laying plans for legal action against my place of previous 
employment. Try cergis.com

Why bother with the warnings since noone listens or acts on 
them? Too right! I should simply dispense of them.

I will continue to remove large chunks of (what was once) 
potentially part of our mission later. In the end I can also 
remove the medical part entirely.

just die, don't cry

Comments: as you can see I have refused to have any kind of a 
                  relationship with a woman ever.

IT SHOWS RICHARD, IT SHOWS.

I would like to bid you all a very Good Evening.
Tonight's show is called *Be a Whore for Jesus Night.* :)
I will soon hand over to Richard who has just started a new 
career as a holy virgin ....
Personally, I think it is nuts.
In fact I know beyond all doubt that it is! :)
*But he says he will stop at nothing to do his mission thing.*
Bless him.

(1) I am making preliminary investigations into whether I should 
or should not sue my former place of employment from which I 
resigned. If it should appear so then I shall arrange funding 
for solicitors to commence the action. I will orchestrate the 
courtroom scenes prior to this with my solicitors. This time it 
will be an all women team save one. I have already selected two 
women solicitors who made their appearance known near the 
industrial tribunals in Croydon. They should make themselves 
known again to me because to all intents and purposes the job is 
theirs.

(2) Let's go way off now into Wonderland and consider the 
following scenario: 

On the planet Xanadu, Helen is getting no sleep!
She keeps yelling *sales culs de merde!!!* ... at the walls ...
... the fact that I now declare you *Man and Monster* though has 
placed me in something of a bother! :)
Feel free to believe the wild dream or not.
It is all up to you!
But what would you do?
Show up on a planet with dream creature denizens ...
... having fucked some shabby whores?
What would you do?

*Be my whore for Jesus and be my darling US marine virgin!* ;)

You still need to know about Plan B.
Yes! Not as good as Plan A but better than nothing.
In this scenario the denizens of Xanadu are simply alien 
monsters planning to take over the Earth and use us as batteries 
or something. :)
What do we do then?
Kill the whole lot.
Return back to Earth.
Fuck some shabby whores.
Amen. lol (But yes! It IS true!)

Last night I gave to you my official title.
Tonight I will simply declare:

*The new messiah is very beautiful.*

A woman spoke those words ...

Please look and love 666

Die bitch

"Why did he fall that way? Why so fast?" asked Yemeni homemaker 
Umm Ahmed, tears streaming down her face. "He's a coward. Now I 
feel sorry for his people." 

Arabs clustered at TV sets in shop windows, coffee shops, 
kitchens and offices to watch the astounding pictures of U.S. 
troops overwhelming an Arab capital for the first time ever. 
Feeling betrayed and misled, some turned off their sets in 
disgust when jubilant crowds in Baghdad celebrated the arrival 
of U.S. troops.

"We discovered that all what the [Iraqi] information minister 
was saying was all lies," said Ali Hassan, a government employee 
in Cairo, Egypt. "Now no one believes Al-Jazeera anymore."

In a live report from Baghdad, correspondent Shaker Hamed of Abu 
Dhabi Television said: "We are all in shock. How did things come 
to such an end? How did U.S. tanks enter the center of the city? 
Where is the resistance? This collapse is puzzling. Was it the 
result of the collapse of communications between the commanders? 
Between the political leadership? How come Baghdad falls so 
easily."

The shock came after weeks of hearing Saddam's government pledge 
a "great victory" or fight to the death against "infidel 
invaders."

"We Arabs are clever only at talking," Haitham Baghdadi, 45, 
said bitterly in Damascus, Syria. "Where are the Iraqi weapons? 
Where are the Iraqi soldiers?"

_________________________________________________________________


Still the stones won't say clearly yes or no at this point. They 
do however state the changing tide. 
  With the coming of the U.K. forces the ability to move quickly 
and flush Saddam out is coming clear as "Diag" the rising of the 
phoenix. The Closure of this war is in the very near future.


The Cast>>>>>>>.
The Mimmers format.

 >Distant past; Mannaz, deals have been made and hold positive
 >Distant present; Segal, Build up of forces and positive action
 >Distant Future; Radaz reversed, Unwanted changes, Kim & 
N.Korea and negative public opinion nationally and globally. 
Lack of support from the U.N.
.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------
 >Present past; Ansus, Message made clear, answer that was 
waited for has come, Help from the U.K. despite the U.N.
 >Present (Now); Othel reversed, Great expense, many of our own 
military at risk. Adverse public opinion in the U.S. Economy in 
down turn.
 >Present future; Lagas, Bending of the reed, Holding on to 
fight another day. Using a stay and see strategy. Bending to the 
situation and being aware of the danger, yet using wisdom to 
know it is not a problem that will last.


> Future past; Diag, Rising of the phoenix, the coming of help 
from the U.K. Coming support in the situation and a growing and 
true force that will prevail.
> Future present; Geofu, Coming together, a bringing of 
friendship and strong unity.
> Future (future); Peorth, the time is good. Luck is on our 
side. All time lines and realms are conducive of good fortune.


>Advise (what the gods tell us we should do); Ing, Complete the 
task, all is here and no more help is needed. 

Again asked for a more defined answer>
> Past; Tyr reversed, Problem is of our own making (isn t that 
the truth!)
> Present; Burch, The Goddess and wisdom prevail at this time 
for us. We must protect our homeland. 
> Future; Wynn, (Joy) The outcome will be very good. The world 
will see our decision as a good one (despite what we see now)


So there you go... Best as they will tell me for now. I would 
say it looks like a 'walk in' with little or almost no down 
side, all negative is in the past. All future stones are of the 
strongest type denoting strong success. Even luck is now on our 
side. Just a matter of time. I don't know if I would call this a 
war as much as I would call it over before it even begins. 
  Still a danger of other things and to prepare for adversity. 
This danger is unrelated to Iraq.

It's not over yet

April 9, 2003: VI Day. The beginning of new chapter. I sure hope 
Al-Jazeera invested in lots of Kleenex. Maybe they can borrow 
some more from SA27 and X. Hmmmmm?!    
                    

lol
The Truth?
*Sex is overrated!*
I have had tons of it ...
I quit doing that years ago and moved on.

Were those statements truly made by a woman?

Yes they were!

I guess it is something of a leap of faith ...
*Whether that voice originates from the planet Xanadu is 
anybody's guess!* 
I'm going for it though! :)

I sure hope Al-Jazeera invested in lots of Kleenex.

DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BROUGHT MY NAME INTO IT. I NEVER DOUBTED THE 
US WOULD TAKE BAGHDAD. WHAT I'M WAITING FOR IS THE ASS-KICKING 
AMERICA IS GOING TO GET FROM NORTH KOREA. NO THREATS OF 
BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS THERE. NUCLEAR PARTY THERE. WITH THE 
POSSIBILITY OF CHINA TELLING US TO GET THE FUCK OUT, JUST LIKE 
LAST TIME. IT'S ALL IN THE HISTORY BOOKS. HAVE SOMEONE READ ONE 
TO YOU. WHAT AM I SAYING? YOU'LL BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU'RE TOLD TO 
BELIEVE.

boo-fuckin'-hoo

*Explorer is all systems go!*

Hi there Seeboard and Blueyonder!

You appear to be on the right track ...

As for Thames Water you seem to have experienced a momentary 
loss of pressure ...

I'll give you till tomorrow morning to sort it out or I will sue 
you and the council to hell and back!

What do you want fuckers?

Want to fuck with Jesus?

*I see the Deaths of you! I see your collective suicide in my 
mind.*

Hi there Croydon Council!

Now about that flat you gave me that was sub-human ...

Any last words before you die and fall like flies???

Meet me real soon fuckers!

*Prepare to DIE!!!*
You just wait!!!
I'm going to kill you!

Better make it REAL snappy because you're on my hit list!

Ladies & Gentlemen,
Sit back and relax as I kill Croydon Council.
You will enjoy the performance.
Monetary issues?
Bah! Humbug!
Fools!
*I got the whole world in my hands.*

What ya gonna do about that "I HAVE THE IRAQ'IE FLAG 
TATTOOD ON MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK, I HOPE 
THEY WIN THE WAR."
Guess ya gotta get a n.korea tattoo on that right cheek 'ey x 
ol' boy;---- with yer mouth right smack-dab in the middle of  it 
all.
 Advice: When ya get your SIS check---stay out of the casinos 
loser.

as i walk through the valley of death .i chased bin with 
a pork sandwich in his hand .i will make you eat dirt
as i send you to hell piss on you afganies who cant fight for
there selfs . as i piss on your poppies from opium you 
make .i fired your fields your homes as alquida run with the 
shakes . piss on you all and all good knight. 
p.s. may you go to hell and drown in pork fat you 
moterless bastards . 

Anyone who's been on this board long enough can distinguish 
between impostors and not- impostors.
Here are some lirics for the stupid fakes on here.







Counterfeit
Limp Bizkit  

Freakin' me out you wear a mask called counterfeit, 
you're freakin' me out you wear a mask 
Freakin' me out you wear a mask called counterfeit, 
you're freakin' me out you wear a...fake
Hey man wake up and smell the concrete
Strange to see you've changed like the LB
Could be identity crisis but I can't buy this
Reality bites but that's what life is
Pitiful you, your hideous behavior
Hate what God gave ya, fakin all the flava
Artificial minds seekin out the new trends
Get in where you fit in
Quit thinkin like a has-been diggin in my culture
Let me let your punks know I'm an old school soldier
With the funk flow
A damn shame you wanna change yourself
Because you're sick of yourself
Well I'm sick of you too, fake
You're a, a counterfeit, fake
You know we figured you out
Well I'm sick of you too, fake
You're a, a counterfeit, fake
I wonder, I wonder
I wonder what it's like to be a clone
Doin' nothin, nothin' on my own
Alone in your misery, you're bitin on my new style
Filed as a counterfeit, going down in history as nothin but a 
copy cat (copy cat)
So if your fakin that you're phat you need a ballbat
Right where your head is at
All your desperation causes separation
Now I grab the mic to intimidate
Your weakness screams from the limp on your siren
Phonies get the hint quick smacked with funk flick
Pain for the fakers fame can't maintain
Because you're sick of yourself
Well I'm sick of you too, fake
You're a, a counterfeit, fake
You know we figured you out
Well I'm sick of you too, fake
You're a, a counterfeit, fake
All these phonies
You disregarded your life (disregarded your life)
You disrespected your friends (you disrespected your friends)
You've even stolen your appearance (stolen) from hangin out with 
my family
But I should have never dropped my guard (shoulda never dropped 
my guard)
So you could stab me in the back (stab me in the back)
But you were faking me out (you were faking me out)
Just faking me out you wear a mask (you wear a mask)
Freaking me out you wear a mask called counterfeit, you're 
freaking me out you wear a mask called counterfeit - (6x)
Now you're steadily startin to change
You wanna rearrange your lifestyle with live like the wild child
With the vibe alive you could lie to try and be so fly
A lie but you deny you're a fake
You know we figured you're a phony (fake)
You know we figured you out (fake)
You know we figured you out, figured you out, figured you out
Fake [a bunch of times]

And the war isn't over yet.


Facing questions in parliament, Mr Blair said it was not 
surprising that no banned weapons had yet been found, only three 
weeks after US and British forces invaded Iraq to overthrow 
Saddam Hussein. 

On Saturday, US officials admitted to the latest, when they said 
tests on thousands of vials of white powder touted to be a 
possible chemical warfare agent revealed it was more likely to 
be an explosive or antidote. 

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-
/1/hi/world/middle_east/2933923.stm

Mr Rumsfeld has warned the fighting is not over, and admitted US-
led forces did not have full control of the capital. 

"The task is to see that the regime is not there. There is a 
good portion of the country where that has been achieved, but 
there's a good portion of the country where that has not been 
achieved," he told reporters in Washington. 

Asked about the discovery in Washington yesterday, Defense 
Secretary Donald Rumsfeld urged caution. "We have to recognize 
that almost all first reports that we get turn out to be wrong," 
he said. "There tend to be changes in them. And as a result, we 
have to take our time and look at it."

http://www.journalnow.com/wsj/MGBEU4NB9ED.html

``This could be either some type of pesticide, because this was 
an agricultural compound,'' Gen. Benjamin Freakly told CNN. ``On 
the other hand, it could be a chemical agent, not weaponized.''

Earlier reports about possible chemical weapons finds have 
turned out to be false alarms. Last week, for example, troops 
searching the Qaa Qaa military complex south of Baghdad found a 
white powder that was found to be an explosive.

http://www.kstp.com/article/view/91152/

Rumsfeld, speaking during a Pentagon news conference, said he is 
leery of first reports. "We have to recognize that almost all 
first reports we get are wrong," he said. "There tend to be 
changes in them. As a result we have to take our time and look 
at them." 

http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Apr2003/n04072003_200304075.html

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/04/10/1049567793285.html

Bush not ready to claim victory - yet 

09:30 - 10 April 2003 
http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?
nodeId=117457&command=displayContent&sourceNode=117456&contentPK=
5083036

Captain Adam Mastrianni, a military intelligence officer 
attached to the US 101st Airborne Division's aviation brigade, 
said comprehensive tests have revealed that what was discovered 
in Hindiyah was pesticide.

Capt Mastrianni said a "theatre-level chemical testing team" 
made up of biologists and chemists had disproved the preliminary 
field tests results. He also explained that the sick soldiers, 
who had felt giddy and developed skin blotches, had all 
recovered.

http://www.rediff.com/us/2003/apr/08iraq4.htm

04/09/2003 

Associated Press 


BAGHDAD, Iraq   In the darkened streets of northern Baghdad 
early Thursday, U.S. Marines engaged in a fierce firefight, 
using heavy machine guns. An undetermined Iraqi force used 
rocket-propelled grenades, hitting some American vehicles. 

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/iraq/topstories/040903ira
q_newfight.e49d622f.html

*Die sand niggers die*

http://www.happyhenrik.dk/spas/celebxxx.swf

chips

http://www.nativeweb.net/

Typical of the french.  I will no longer call people "coward" 
anymore.  They will now be referred to as "french".  
Example: You need to stand up for yourself.  Don't be a french.

------------------------------------------------------------- 

French President Jacques Chirac says his country is "rejoicing" 
in the apparent collapse of the Iraqi dictatorship. 

Chirac strongly opposed a U.S-led military attack on Iraq, 
preferring to work through the U.N. Security Council in 
supporting longer weapons inspections. 

But he said in a statement released by the Elysee Palace 
Thursday: "France, like every democracy, is rejoicing over the 
collapse of Saddam Hussein's dictatorship, and hopes for a quick 
and effective end to the battle."

http://cards.deskmates.com/cnt/view.php?c=easter_chicken 

From first hand info. (Black ops just in for the day and going 
back tomorrow) The warring tribes in Afghanistan and Iraq will 
be the hardest problem. These tribes, Sunni, Shiite and Kurd 
have been at it for thousands of years, and are not ever going 
to forget. Also these are dens of theives, dating back just as 
far. They pride them selves on how underhanded they are and how 
well they can scam others. It is their custom to steal and even 
considered an honor to do so. 
So like I say...It aint over yet.. 

And yes,,the Turks. A problem yet to surface

"YOU'LL BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU'RE TOLD TO BELIEVE".

  I believe it! As for the North Koreans, don't believe that 
we're gonna get nuked. Yes, they have them. Yes, they probably 
planted a few among their underground tunnel complex. It would 
not be too surprising to me if their game plan was to lure us in-
country, fall back for some distance while we gave chase, and 
then when we're over a "hot spot", detonate a nuke. North Korea 
presents something that Saddam's regime doesn't: a well-
equipped, well-disciplined military. What the North Koreans 
DON'T have is high morale (not that Saddam's military does/did). 
this makes them vulnerable to propaganda and psy ops to a 
degree, although that's admittedly a "wait-and-see" proposition. 
Still, they can be defeated, although it would obviously come at 
a much higher price in terms of US lives, equipment, etc. But 
there are many, many ways to defeat a given enemy, and a 
military response isn't necessarily being considered. It's just 
too bad that N.Korea has such a shitty economy; I'd love to have 
seen us create tons of counterfeit money there. Hee hee 
hee...        
                          

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,83821,00.html

The 'glowing' gun?

www.azpeacemakers.com


when you to the website there is a popup banner (as long as your 
web browser
isn't blocking pop-ups) that will let you download the mp3.


Military Issue 
Now I Can Trust You're Never Gonna Raise
Another Fist At Me Again

This is how I kissed you
Hollow tip to tissue
Stronger than a sword
So much faster than a pen

Fare thee well
To the infidel
Your god's name's not spelled the same

God Gave Me A Gun
God Gave Me A Gun
Might makes right now
Whom shall we fight now
Bullet through the barrel
Thy Will Be Done

God Gave Me A Gun

Screaming of the engines
Bringing down the vengeance
Hell from the heavens is state-of-the-art
Tell the ones you love
That the hawks killed the dove
And I can save their soul with a bullet through the heart

Fare thee well
To the infidel
Your god's name's not spelled the same
God Gave Me A Gun
God Gave Me A Gun
Might makes right now
Whom shall we smite now
Bullet through the barrel
Thy Will Be Done

God Gave Me A Gun
God Gave Me A Gun

Maybe in his image
Made me do some damage
Now the grapes of wrath
Are ripe on the vine
Kill to make us holy
Kill to make us free
Take an eye for an eye
Make the whole world blind


Fare thee well
To the infidel
Your god's name's not spelled the same
God Gave Me A Gun
God Gave Me A Gun
Might makes right now
Whom shall we spite now
Bullet through the barrel
Thy Will Be Done

God Gave Me A Gun
God Gave Me A Gun
Might makes right now
Whom shall we smite now
Bullet through the barrel
Thy Will Be Done

God Gave Me A Gun

I will Truly say this shortly at Covent Garden, London:
(Piss off B.B.C. One!)

*I am my own Lord!*
*Self-styled 'Seafood Expert' Messiah at your Service!* :)
*We are about to embark on a Great Courtroom Drama to far 
distant Prison Cells!*

Okay Richard!
When?
Um ... soon. I need to sell a 1st edition and I will be there ...
Um ... soon. :)

at least TRY to make sense

*We call upon the Holy Angels of the Lord!* :)
Beware 'Holy Charing Cross Police Station' of the bomb beneath 
your feet! 
'The Divine Pentecostal South Norwood Force' have already sacked 
all their female constables under my direct supervision ...
... They have therefore stolen the march ... :)
Shield your eyes Children as we go from house to house dragging 
away all the nasty Christians! :)
If they are women then it is quite possible that we just shoot 
them ...
But we warned them.
Didn't we? :)

Ducks fuck chickens, and then you get easter eggs. 

no no no it's rabbits that fuck chickens for the eggs, the ducks 
get those funny little easter chicks. 

well, you would know

just ducky!

what do muslims call easter?

muhammads red wings

That's nasty!

So was Mo's wife!

c ya

For all your legal complaints which have remained unsettled ...
*Who you gonna call?*

:)

020 8239 7552

.... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ...

'Er! I think he's busy. I'll try again later.'
'Did you try texting him?'
'Yes I did but I think he misunderstood the coded message.'

THE IRAQI TATTOO POST IS FROM AN X WANNA-BE, SO FIRE AT WILL!
I'VE NEVER HAD A TATTOO, AND NEVER WILL.(LET ALONE THE IRAQI 
FLAG!!!LOL!!!!!)

(1) If people in political power wish to believe that what I 
write is 'revolting' then they are better off keeping their 
opinion to themselves. That is my opinion. Feel free to preserve 
your own, though ultimately all you have done is to simply 
describe God as 'revolting'. I rest my case.
(2) Forget crediting my account because today I was instructed 
not to accept payments. If payments are already in there which 
of course they are not then thank-you very much!
(3) I have no intention of suing the Police Force or Government. 
The war is entirely in your own hands. Enjoy. The Police Force 
will indeed acquire some very useful roles in the near future. 
These will probably not involve dragging people off to prison 
particularly, though there might be a minimal amount of this 
kind of activity.
(4) As I have told you before, my sex life has nothing 
whatsoever to do with you. Since you continue to make it your 
business I simply declared it null and void. This may be a hard 
fact to swallow but your petty jealousies and ignorance of what 
is sacred simply brought it crashing down upon yourselves! 
(5) You simply don't seem able to get it into your heads that I 
am Jesus Christ. I have been giving some teachings to people 
closeby tonight to try and help them begin to understand.
(6) I DO know what I am doing! If I decide to take up legal 
cases then believe me when I tell you that I will do it in a 
fair and judicious way. Now kindly desist from forming your 
strange opinions of me and just let me get on!
(7) I grow MUCH holier each day. My body is sacred! I'm warning 
you again though I know not why ...
Thanks.

Conclusion: hard facts? Yes they are! But it is the Truth. I am 
sorry that things went this way and I think they will continue 
on a downward spiral at least in the short term future.

I understand that people are having a huge problem with me 
renouncing sexual relationships with women. It is therefore 
necessary that I address this issue more closely.

(1) If I did have a sexual relationship with a woman, what do 
you think the effect apart from severe jealousy would be on 
other women? Frankly, it is not worth thinking about.
(2) Men are obviously supremely jealous if they fit into that 
well worn 'sexually active' category. I am so very tired of them 
it is unbelievable. There are however some young men smart 
enough to see beyond this. I bid them welcome.
(3) You have failed to see my vision that will come true. This 
will not take long. In my estimation a couple of years or maybe 
three or maybe four. I have considered it at length and I truly 
do believe that my wife to be lives on another planet in the 
galaxy. Now if I consider something at length then I probably 
know what the hell I am talking about.
(4) Eventually, I will write the Physics equations that will 
allow us to produce a space-ship that will go much faster than 
light. Things will happen at great speed concerning hardware and 
so forth because of the massive investment poured into this 
Space project. It will indeed be an attack ship and as far as I 
am concerned the name *Mistral* is entirely suitable.
(5) So why would I renounce sexual relationships? For starters I 
already have done so for several years therefore it is no 
difficult matter to renounce for a couple more. I would do this 
to demonstrate to my future wife that she was extremely special 
to me. I love the company of women! Of course I do! But do you 
see my dream?
(6) I realise that the Vision appears enormous - but it WILL 
come true.
(7) You might wish to liken much of what I have recently written 
to *smut*. You might also see the humour and the prophecy within 
too. Really, it is up to you. If you don't like it - don't read 
it! It's a free world here at http://www.afghan-government.com/ 
or did you not notice???

I will now provide you with a brief description of the space-
ship itself.

(1) It will look somewhat like a US stealth fighter/bomber. To 
get some idea try:

http://www.bangalorenet.com/system1/chungw/spage.html

(2) The big difficulty of course is that we do not have the 
technology to produce rocket engines that go faster than light. 
As I have stated I will produce the Physics equations and theory 
myself to accomplish this task at a later date. I expect there 
will be something like four projectile type engines at the back 
and they will emit light ...

(3) The craft will be about the size of the present day space 
shuttle and will be manned by a larger crew. The crew will be as 
diverse as it is surprising, but they will be up to the task!

(4) We will produce at least one prior prototype before 
embarking on one of several missions. At a certain point we will 
have the necessary scientific data and then we will simply start 
moving faster and faster and faster ...

(5) Isn't this exciting! :) It is going to come true very soon!

*DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS FANTASTICAL ELEMENTS.*

Eventually Richard realises that shopping is not his career, 
that he is completely insane, seeks the advice of his doctor and 
lands himself with Prozac. :)
(At least now we can do the Space Mission stuff!!!)

Oh Goody. :)

*Let us Proceed!* :)

Naturally our appearance in the vicinity of the solar system 
containing an Earth-like planet named *Xanadu* was entirely 
unexpected ...

But picture this in your mind!

The attack-ship *Mistral* is now out there somewhere in the dark 
edges of the galaxy. It is a small craft with a small crew but 
God be with the Mission!

It is moving at a speed faster than light ...

*Our hopes are with it and the whole world prays!* :)

Meanwhile, light years away a fierce battle has commenced 
between neighbouring planets ...

And still the *Mistral* is burning through the stars ...

*Did you ever see the awesome afterburners on our mean, mean 
machine?*

... No.

Notes:

(1) 'It is moving at a speed faster than light ...'
This will be the decisive factor in our mission simply because 
we will be the first planet in the galaxy to achieve this 
technology. This is a fact.

(2) 'Did you ever see the awesome afterburners on our mean, mean 
machine?'
Obviously this is hyper-romanticised but I have already pointed 
out to you the reason for this.

(3) 'And still the *Mistral* is burning through the stars ...'
Romantic? Yes! Can you see our attack-ship actually doing this? 
One day you really will see this craft as it wings its way round 
to the other end of the galaxy known popularly as *The Milky 
Way* You will see it on television. You won't believe your eyes!

(4) The *Mistral* will indeed engage in battle ...

*THERE WE GO RICHARD! HELEN OF FLIPPING TROY FOR YA!*

*Um ... does she like to play Snap?* :))

get a life

i am the same and will suck my  own dick


nc gal has a dead bastard

I am going to sleep now but I want you to know that my official 
title is:

*My Lord, Richard Warwick.*

I live in Thornton Heath which is part of the borough of Croydon 
in Surrey which is in the U.K.

Look upon me!

You know that I am the Lord! :)

Hello, 
I have served in the armed forces of America for almost 3 
years now. I have read yoru comments and would like to 
make a comment or two of my own. First of all, do you guys 
have any idea what your talking about? Do you realize the 
lack or knowledge and poor language just makes you look 
like ignorant racists who havent grown up yet? Not one 
group of any people, muslims, christians, african 
americans, anyone, is all one way or another. If you really 
want what is best for our world, you should try to learn how 
to respect other peoples cultures and religions. There is 
always two sides of the story and I hope you will be mature 
enough to at least consider both thoughtfully and in a 
respectful way. If us americans hate them for their religion 
or culture, we are going against everything that we stand for 
and everything we send our men into war to fight for.  Our 
goals should be fairness, justice, and freedom. We can only 
achieve that by setting an example for the rest of the world. If 
we hate and murder, we are no better then the haters and 
the murders. No, wait, we are worse. Worse because we 
know better, we have the education and the opportunity that 
most of the world could not even dream of and it is our 
responsibility to use those advantages in a way that will 
help our world live in harmony and not by making ignorant, 
hateful and ill informed comments on subjects that we do 
not understand. Peace can only start when people are 
willing to see each others humanity and understand each 
others fears and pain. Please consider what you say before 
you say it. An ignorant and badly stated comment only 
reflects poorly on the person who speaks it.Thanks and god 
bless....Private Ackens

Private Ackens was KIA in Iraq 04/06/03 while standing up in 
withering enemy fire and flashing the peace sign with both 
hands. An enemy RPG hit him/her in the chest and blew the young 
dreamer to shit.

for the person that wrote r.i.p it is her right to say what she
fells that's what this war is all about and if you dont 
like that it's your right not to .freedom of speach 
that's why she does it and i have for people like you
and if you don't like it stand in front of ma.duce and 
get blown to dust . if you don't know what that means
then stand on the front lines and fight for peace
and freedom . when you go in to these country's
and see the pain these people suffer then you will understand
were she comes from . there's only one color for us red white
and blue . thats the same you don't take to hart becouse
your free from are blood and tears hope you sleep well
knowing that but im sure in you'r little world 
you'll have something hatefull and small minded to say
becouse you think these things are funny. and if you do you
showed these people what you truly are a weak small minded
person prove me wrong please 

After Iraq who is next? President should brush this fear from 
the Arab world. US will definitely not attack Egypht, Kuwait, 
Saudi, Qatar, Bahrain or any other if they do not harbour 
terrorism. He should remind them of his promise to fight 
terrorism and those who harbour them. They should also do their 
part and arrest (must be real, no back door release) these 
radicals and help the world to fight terrorism. Sad to say most 
these terrorist are muslims.

So if these people want their country to be safe and prosper 
they should respect other religion and welcome them with open 
arms.

As for north korea, it is a different story all together.

~~And the war isn't over yet.
~~
-------------------------------------------------------
You have got to be kidding! It's still going on? You fucking 
dumbass!!

Dont we have an "Under Ground" Tunnel Complex? If not we are 
slipping! We need one too! 

Then you of ALL people know that Freedom isnt FREE!!!!!

Nite Dead Dude!!! PLEASE take your medication!!

Do you think we should keep on going? lol...Well while we are 
there hahahaha....That might just work at that lol...

Further to my post. I think the potential country to next 
target of US are Syria and Yemen not Iran.

Morning whatevers! :)

MR RICHARD WARWICK 
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Do you want to look at another account? 
When you've found it, click on 'go'. 

I have served in the armed forces of America for almost 3 
years now. I have read yoru comments and would like to 
make a comment or two of my own. First of all, do you guys 
have any idea what your talking about?
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No. :)
Go away Amy!!
Leave me and my lunatic friends to our lunatic ramblings!

*Take these wings ...
These broken wings ...
la la la la la* :)

Nite Dead Dude!!! PLEASE take your medication!!
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EEEEEK!!! Marie!!! I think I've taken too much.
What the hell shall I do?
I tried calling an ambulance but they just didn't believe me.
I'm really worried now.
Shall I try calling them again?
I'm looking on the internet for an antidote but I've come up 
with nothing so far.
Marie! Please reply soon ... I beg of you ...
(Marie really is my wife guys!!! Okay??
Now back off!! lol)

... oh lookie!
I dissolved ...

.... gone.

Take your Space Mission and shove it!
I'm going to ASDA.
As usual I will walk there because I would never trust a single 
one of you to give me a lift.

It is becoming laughably easy to predict!
Nice show guys!

From: Richard Warwick 
To: *MORE SACRILEGE ANYONE?* 
Date: Sat Apr 11 05:33:25 2003 
Message:
Take your Space Mission and shove it!
I'm going to ASDA.
As usual I will walk there because I would never trust a single 
one of you to give me a lift.

As usual I will walk there because I would never trust a single 
one of you to give me a lift.
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Indeed yes!
It will never change either.
Not now or ever.

Let me ask all you anti terrorist pontificators a few questions:

1) Are you against terrorism and all who support it?

2) Do you agree that the IRA planting a bomb in a shopping mall, 
church parades etc.. killing tens of people including children 
and pregnant women constitutes terrorism?

3) Noraid was an organisation setup in the US and allowed freely 
to operate giving the IRA 90% of its money through donations 
fron US citizens. The US government made no arrests on this 
organisation and allowed it to operate therefore harbouring 
known terrorists, so who's gonna take the rap, and how do you 
explain the hypocrisy, or is it just US usual double standard?

make an intelligent remark please, not the usual uninformed 
abusive bile that fools no-one but author!

My Greek neighbour's got a donkey, last night I cut off its cock 
fucked Marie with it. Today it's gone green , you're a dirty 
bitch!

I conclude that since you wish to be leaderless then you are.
Since you wish to render me materially powerless then I shall 
declare you the same!
Since you wish not to act on instruction then all instructions 
henceforth cease.
Since you wish to disturb me I declare you disturbed!
Since you wish me to die I declare you all dead.

Are you gonna fuck every single trooper out in the war or just 
101st

bye

' PROGRAM DESCRIPTION: HOW TO COUNT TO 100 BUGFREE AND HOW MY 
WELFARE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU: KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT!!!
Private Sub Form_Load()
Label1 = "0 seconds"
ProgressBar1.Min = 0
ProgressBar1.Max = 101
Timer1.Interval = 1000 ' milliseconds
Timer1.Enabled = True

End Sub

Private Sub Timer1_Timer()
Static c As Integer

If ProgressBar1.Value < ProgressBar1.Max Then
  ' up to and = 100
 c = c + 1
 If c = 101 Then
    c = 100
 End If
 Label1 = c & " seconds"
 ProgressBar1.Value = ProgressBar1.Value + 1
Else
 Timer1.Enabled = False
 MsgBox "Done."
End If

End Sub

*Good Evening* :)
Richard is obviously in a huge hurry to save you so I'll just 
hand over to him very shortly! 
(He really appreciates the way you are all dancing about on his 
grave by the way.)
My opinion?
He told me not to say.
On this occasion I have to agree.

*DISCLAIMER: GOD MAY DECIDE THAT THIS IS ALL YOU DESERVE. IT IS 
NOT THEREFORE MY FAULT.*

We discussed the A and the B plan last night. The C plan 
probably involves building a doomsday bomb, sinking it under the 
ground and blowing the Earth into splinters. The good thing 
about this is that the Moon will at least have found its' 
natural orbit once again. :)

Personally I prefer the *X plan* and almost unbelievably it is 
within my power to do this ...

Is it true?

Yes.

*THE X PLAN.*
*THE X PLAN IS TOP SECRET.*
*FOR REASONS BEST LEFT UNSAID THE X PLAN IS TOP SECRET.*
*FOR REASONS BEST LEFT UNSAID THE X PLAN IS TOP SECRET BECAUSE 
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT YOU.*
*FOR REASONS BEST LEFT UNSAID THE X PLAN IS TOP SECRET BECAUSE 
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT YOU BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.*

PULL THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SUCK ON IT YOUR LIMEY CUNT

*THE X PLAN REVISITED*
After a suitable cooling off period, Richard declares that he 
loves everyone again! :)
(The fact that they were such XXXX's doesn't matter anymore 
because now they are playing nice.)
At huge expense and investment we finally build the *Mistral*
Oh yeah, right!
I remember now!
*That's an attack ship that goes faster than Light!*
Yup!
It's also *a mean mean machine* :))

Having obtained a suitable crew of eleven and myself we finally 
take off ...
Our very first stop-off point is to Geneva, Switzerland where we 
blow away the World Intellectual Building! :)
*Are we beginning to get the picture?*
Good. :)
We then double back and reduce London to rubble in the flash of 
an eye.
But it gets better! :)
We double back again and goodbye, sayonara Tokyo!
To test our attack weapons properly we then gain considerable 
altitude ...
(Some would even claim that we got close to the Stratosphere. :)
First we make sure the cameras are rolling ...
(Don't XXXX this up now! We promised to put on a show .... 
and ...
Where did the moon go? :)
XXXX me!!!
We'll spare the United States of America ...
At least for now ... :)
Who gives a 4X if Helen is out there!
(Get it on your flower-beds you'll be amazed by the result! :)
Let's just wing off and do some more target practice!
*I think you just met the Mistral.* 

PULL THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SUCK ON IT YOUR LIMEY CUNT
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Consider yourself one of my legal test cases. We are going to 
get your IP - track you down and send you off to hell.

To hurry things along I got crucified this morning. This is the 
real Good Friday/Saturday (midnight GMT) for the year 2003.
You will notice that I got betrayed for just over one thousand 
pounds Sterling ...
But who is or was Judas?
I'll leave it up to you to try and work that one out.
However, I do have some definite suspicions.
It would appear to me that you cannot carry out my most simple 
request ...
When I rise from the grave in three days time or so you will be 
in deep trouble!
*Who are you?*
Trust me!
I know.

What can I say? The whole lot is true or rather possible. There 
really doesn't seem to be anything to add to this. If I do lay 
waste the planet then I suppose you better pray that heaven 
exists. If things ever got so bad against my person that this 
became the consequence then I would at least try to investigate 
the after-life experience more thoroughly for you first. I will 
at least promise you that. In the meantime I am completely 
unimpressed by the people cavorting around on TV and the 
extremely insulting way that you are treating Christ. 

You need to know that such has been the reception so far that 
the Mission has indeed already been drastically reduced. You 
also need to know that the so-called *resurrection phase* will 
determine your Fate for all time. I could not care less if you 
wish to heed my words or not. Please note that I may not post in 
the next couple of days. Remember! It is up to you! Good luck.

I WOULD PROBABLY GIVE ORAL TO AN IRAQ'IE OFFICER, IF I KNEW IRAQ 
WOULD WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am i fucking boring or what? This is why i am alone, i will 
always be alone, why? because i am weird.

When i am confronted with a hard issue, i examine it, then 
carefully make a determination, if it something i do not agree 
with, i conquer it with a strong closed fist, this always keeps 
me on the cutting edge.

When i am confronted with a hard issue, i examine it, then 
carefully make a determination, if it something i do not agree 
with, i conquer it with a strong closed fist, this always keeps 
me on the cutting edge.
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The cutting edge is actually technology. If you wish to be 
cavemen and employ clubs then you are ...
... cavemen!
JMHO

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Merlyn, open mind/closed fist(om/cf) 
Date: Fri Apr 11 19:23:53 2003 
Message:
Am i fucking boring or what? This is why i am alone, i will 
always be alone, why? because i am weird.
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Did U observe the non-capitalisation of the eyes? Obviously we 
deal with yet another legal test case ...

Richard Warwick is a loser from Limey Cuntry who tried to make 
it on the big screen but wound up in the gutter due to his 
homosexual rants.

Many Brit movie stars are homosexual, but this nut made it a 
point to be a faggot (not the cigarette).  Even the people of 
the UK regard this freak as an embarassment.

IGNORE THIS WHORE !!

HE'S just looking to be recognized because no one will.
 

FUCK YOU 

Marie, you were boasting that the war is over.  It's not.

Get a clue!

Richard Warwick is a loser from Limey Cuntry who tried to make 
it on the big screen but wound up in the gutter due to his 
homosexual rants.

Many Brit movie stars are homosexual, but this nut made it a 
point to be a faggot (not the cigarette).  Even the people of 
the UK regard this freak as an embarassment.

IGNORE THIS WHORE !!

HE'S just looking to be recognized because no one will.
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I suppose the big secret is out.
Apart from being British I would probably also be describable as 
half-Australian.
G'day Sheila!
Get sheep shearing and XXXX off! lol

Limey: An Australian hundred dollar bill 
Example: The first time in my life I get a bloody limey and it 
turns out to be counterfeit.  

There is no Truth in Islam, Jesus was crucified and rose from 
the dead as is God's only begotten son and the Earth's only 
Savior, Mohammed is Satans Prophet and pedophile liar, you will 
never be good by rituals, Mohammed made Islam to recruit a hoard 
of perverts and murderers to build himself recognition. There 
are no muslims in Heaven, repent of your sins and accept Christ 
as Savior and let Mohammed(puke be upon Him) rot where he is, in 
Hell!!!
Mohammed the pedophile prophet!!! Piss be upon Him

Good evening to everyone! :)
I would like to remind people that I play fair.
On the other hand, Richard is still officially dead so I am not 
sure if he will be posting tonight.
I know that everyone is hoping that he will but some of these 
astral corridors are proving difficult to get past! :)
It has however come to my attention this very evening the 
following news item:
*YOU ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE.*
Now if a fire starts to get out of control:
What do you do?
Dial 999 Emergency.

Q. We understand that you intend to give the entire population 
of the planet a leucotomy. Satan, don't you think this poses 
something of a logistical difficulty?
A. First I would like to thank you for using my real name! :)
NB My name is *Satan* if you are uninitiated in these matters ..
(Here's a billion pounds to the lucky winner by the way ... 
vaguely we hear the sounds of cash register machines and gunfire 
in the background ... )
To answer the question: yes, this is a fairly difficult problem 
but I have worked it out. When it comes to the turn of the brain 
surgeons to receive their holy leucotomy, I will perform them 
myself. Yes! This will be very time-consuming but I still think 
it is worth it to sort your heads out and become more like *The 
True Satan!* :)
When I have finished with the brain surgeons I will pull out a 
handgun and blow my head off! :))
Q. We understand that the poor little lost Jesus is all upset 
about something and is pretending to everyone that he is dead. 
Satan, what are your views please?!
A. My view is simple! :)
*The poor little lost Jesus is all upset about something and is 
pretending to everyone that he is dead.*

Satan vs. The Holy Ghost
Who is going to win? :)
Easy!
A tie! :)
The devil vs. The Holy Ghost
Who is going to win?
You decide.

I just came to say what a greasy queer cunt i am my mamma 
always beat me when I was young and them made me fist-fuck her 
ass. I am a spaghetti dick and now i've lost my handbag!

Dear world,
I am so so sorry! I apologise! I really do!
The *Mistral* finally reaches its cruising altitude of 400 feet 
and 60 m.p.h. but then takes a nose dive!
It was only a radio-controlled model in the end and I am glad 
that it only killed a few blades of grass. :)
On closer examination it did however kill a ladybird that had 
twelve spots on its back. :(
These are just dreams!
I apologise for them because I have closely examined the issue 
with *faster than light travel* and *tachyons* and I am afraid I 
have to report to you that this is simply not possible after all.
Yes it is true that I am an excellent physicist. I've read lots 
of stuff on this and I used to be a software programmer that 
worked in the West End in London, England. Right now I am 
redundant because I was suddenly inspired by the possibility 
that we could one day actually build a space-craft that really 
could do this ...
I have looked very carefully at the Physics issues here and now 
I know I was completely wrong and that you simply can't do this.
Why is this? Simple. *The Laws of Physics are Fixed and 
Immutable.*
I really can't live down the fact that I have let the entire 
world down.
I am at a loss at what to do next because I doubt that any self-
respecting software house could possibly ever want to be sued by 
me again. :(
I will probably just wash dishes at Burger King or something ...
This really really sucks because I thought we were on a covert 
Mission for God or something.
I apologise yet again for the unfortunate mistake.
Yours sincerely,
Richard Julian Warwick

*Qui sont ces connards!*
*J'en ai marre de leur connerie de merde!*
*J'ai aucune idee qu'est qu'ils fou mais j'en ai assez!*
*Qui donc suis j'ai?*
*J'en ai aucune idee vraiment!*
Save me Jesus!

I am at a loss at what to do next because I doubt that any self-
respecting software house could possibly ever want to be sued by 
me again. :(
I will probably just wash dishes at Burger King or something ...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You're fucked mate. No dishes in fast food. You'll be cleaning 
the shitter with your toothbrush and sucking the occasional cock 
for tips.

You're fucked mate. No dishes in fast food. You'll be cleaning 
the shitter with your toothbrush and sucking the occasional cock 
for tips.
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I used to do that but the swine never paid me for it.
It dawned on me years later that I should have requested a 
contract.

If u want me to leave the board ...type dick sucks.

Too much adolescent angst on this page. You little kiddies should 
get off the board and take your daddy's magazines behind the 
storage shed.    
             

Hi Marie, I would like to give you a warm welcome to cum and 
visit my illustrious site: CARNIVAL SUCKS SITE.  There is a 
lovely message board for you to read some lovely postings. It 
used to be my site before it was hacked and ripped down but I 
would like you to go on there and read the entire site from 
beginning to end and let me know what you think of it.  Until 
then, sweet dreams cupcake.  This is your friend, Wally.

It's not over,

I've yet to find a logical post here.

No, the mail wasn't to me, saw the note at Letter From Gotham

Hello there! :)
Congratulations and well done to the people who have sent 
themselves off to hell today! :))
In fact, Richard is extremely glad about this ...
He is laughing at the malicious little XXXX's that did this.
Why?
Wanna XXXX with the Holy Spirit?
Try her out! :)
That babe is all yours sweetie-pie! :)

I am not sure what is going on myself but there are inescapable 
facts.
We will soon be killing prawn-like creatures on an alien planet.
*I do not personally believe that we should be doing any of 
this.*
My thoughts are that if you see a prawn-like creature from 
another planet advancing on you with a ray-gun then you should 
run like hell!
Listen to the expert!
He has seen them and they are nasty! :)
One of them tried to XXXX me as another one covertly pulled out 
its raygun!!! :))
Though in a very strange way the original one was a very large, 
vaguely humanoid pink prawn-creature it was at the same time a 
sort of very large vaguely humanoid pink prawn-creature ...
I somehow found it attractive!
[Blushing] Yes I admit it! :)
I really did for one teeny second want to XXXX the alien prawn 
creature!
The Truth however is that they were using advanced phenoromology 
weapons of mass destruction ...
The astronaut suit on this particular occasion came in handy! :)
*In Space Noone Can Hear You Scream*
*I can report to you that I did actually manage it for the very 
first time when I finally realised what was going on and that 
the other creature whose name incidentally was Helen had pulled 
out her ray gun and was pointing it directly towards my 
cerebrum ...*
To be continued ...

Welcome if you have just joined me!
One of my more interesting aliases is Jesus H. XXXXing Christ!
Welcome ladies! :)
Unfortunately as my *Lady Fan Club* knows I am destined for a 
quick and sudden death at the hands of an evil alien prawn 
creature called Helen. :)
They are sincerely worried about the prospect of necrophilia and 
the spreading of plague-like diseases ...
(I have to report that I am so very regretful that no such fan 
club exists because I look like a Neantherdal.)
XXXX off! B.B.C. One! :)
And take Sophie Raygun with ya's 2 into hell 4 all I care! :)
*If you don't know the meaning of insane then prepare to meet 
her!*
What is her name?
MI6 agree with me that the very best describable name at least 
in the immediate future is *IT*
The sentimental dopes with VD would like to call her *The Holy 
Pussy.*
What is she?
Truly?
You mean really?
Okay. :)
*A ferret!*

Cliffhanger? lol
So what happens next?
In the End it all worked out!
Helens' are a dime a dozen.
On the occasion her name was actually Sarah.
My wife Sarah!
*The most beautiful woman in the world!*
*Sarah of Troy!*
She loves me.
And I love her.
It does not even matter if we ever got married.
It does not matter even that we never consummated.
All that ever mattered was that I loved her with all my heart!
But who was she?
*This woman we call "Helen of Troy"?*
If I knew then I can promise you that I would tell you.
In Truth, she is simply a figment of my imagination ...
*Jesus is coming!*

*WARNING! XXXXING HELL-0! :)*
When the alien creatures landed you just would not believe what 
they did! lol
Do you remember that thing about the batteries? :)
*Try not to Children and Pray for the Sinners!*
The alien creatures have ....
What can I possibly say to try and loosen the burden upon the 
world? :)
Okay! :)
*Addictive personalites!*
All those businessmen in the office building are sitting there 
somewhat amazed and dissapointed by their ultimate fate.
What is their ultimate Fate?
*They are just about to get XXXXed by their obvious Masters!*
That's what!!!
*That was the "Night of the Living Dead!"*
I hope you enjoyed it!
No really.

Firstly I would agree that there is probably a minority that 
takes offence at these writings. As far as I am concerned, a 
Democratic principle is at work here and it is simply too bad if 
those people take offence in the interests of the majority.

My power is extreme but trust me because I know what I am doing 
because a guiding Force is now with me!

God bless the Spirit of God!

Goodnight!

It is my logical conclusion that a whole bunch of sweet folks 
from hell just met with the devil.
I am certain that their little XXXX's will get repeatedly XXXX'd 
by the Devil Himself! :)
The fact is that I gave a million and one warnings ...
You simply cannot antagonise God and not expect to rot in Hell 
forever!

The true principle at work in my opinion is:
*Blind Ignorance Vs. Maliciousness*
Who is going to win?

*Hi ho soul-searchers!*
Now you see it!
Now you ...
DON'T!!! 

i notified the above of your postings of the real richard 
rarwick's bank account information.  they will be arresting you 
shortly.

*I UNDERSTAND THE COMPASSION OF THE POLICE FORCE*
*FINALLY!!!*
*THEY ARE JUST LIKE PSEUDO-SARAH'S OF TROYS!!!*
They simply will not allow this to happen!
My name is Seth.
I am a ventriloquist act!
*I will call once again upon the Holy Angels of the Lord.*
Yes it is true! :)
And screw all of you!

yeah, thought as much, a guilty silence. You're a bunch of cheap 
liars. Regime change has now been widely accepted as the reason 
for invading. You care not a jot for the liberation of Iraqi's 
it is a genuine fear that Saudi will fall to the islamists and 
therefore Iraq had to be taken. Is honesty such a precious 
commodity these days

Saddam is hiding behind my greasy foreskin

Hello or Good Afternoon depending in which part of the world you 
are.
I have been formally requested by the *looney-bin material* 
police women for further clarification. :)
I don't normally take requests like that by the way! :)
Though on the other hand I will agree that I drove them that way.
Briefly, *see a shrink and/or pray!* :)

FUCK YALL

Ok where are we all from then, I'm from Liverpool ????

Ok Wher we all from then.  I'm from Liverpool ???

*HOW TO DO A SPACE-SHIP*
First I will mutter a bit more.
Then I shall purchase sounding-boards.
Then I will yell stuff at you!
You will puzzle at the yelling because I will never tell you how 
I did it.
It will however include the usual seven octane range. ;)
There will be no audience, no cameras, no instrumentation, no 
microphone.
*I shall scream and yell death threats at nothingness!*
That is how I shall get the Space Programme going!
*I will see to it that I flatten the Music Industry when you 
hear my singing voice.*

I really will destroy music for all time.
There may be a residue to set atmosphere for films ...
Who knows?
Even as I rise from the Dead the voices of maliciousness are 
still violating the Holy Spirit.
I now have been granted a new power as an effect of this.
I have been granted the power to strip you of your soul forever.
You chose to allow this to happen despite my extremely concerned 
and repeated warnings.
I warned you over and over and over again. *
Yet still you wished to deny me!
You must blame yourselves for the unfortunate consequence and 
attempt to be better people in the Future, and you should repent 
and pray for forgiveness.
*WELCOME TO MY WORLD.*

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* I wrote essays - several of them. I talked about this non-
stop! I gave you probably at least five thousand verbal warnings 
in the last four to five days. If you cannot heed that, then you 
do not heed God and you are indeed lost. Never tell me that I 
did not do my utmost to help because I did.

When I am through with you (and once you hear my song you will 
fall flat on the ground in shame & remorse - believe me!) it 
will be entirely evident that I am the supreme singer.
You will never receive a single music class ever!
I spent years in the school choir at the school I used to go to.
Your response is to illuminate the building where I live with 
vibrations because you somehow believe that this will destroy 
what is Beautiful & Godly.
In Truth you have destroyed only yourselves.

First, be the Son of God.
Second, spend years in the school choir.
Third, purchase a tuning fork ...
Fourth, be plagued by the devil.
Fifth, purchase several tuning forks.
Sixth, practice more.
Seventh, blow you all away forever and ever!
Amen.

*If you can do that then XXXX me!*

I have notified you all that I could not give anything to you 
for Music forever.
I will briefly address the profession of acting and remind 
everyone that I reduced the entire movie industry of the world 
to rubble recently forever & ever.
I accomplished this minor feat without even being paid for it.
Even though at the time I was trying to get the Israelis' to 
dump a nuclear bomb on the Oscars' of the year 2003 of our Lord, 
I have reconsidered this issue recently and I may give 
instruction to Nicole Kidman and one or two others. But that's 
your lot. Hope you enjoyed it! I am going to sleep now. Have a 
good one.

From: Facts Finder 
To: All 
Date: Fri Apr 11 01:59:12 2003 
Message:
Further to my post. I think the potential country to next 
target of US are Syria and Yemen not Iran.


I have expected that. It is good, it give warning to the rest 
of the Arab nations especially those that is still protesting 
and calling for Jihad to wake up and help to restore Iraq, that 
they will be the next target if the harbour those wanted 
terrorists.

The Iraq people for the first time have a chance to see how 
their leaders are living in luxury while their people suffers 
in poverty.

Those Iraqi that are complaining about the lawlessness in Iraq 
are mostly those that are Saddam supporters during his reign. 
Now they have no choice but to complain whenever they can.

These kind of looting and those that happen in Indonesia are 
different. These are people who has been oppressed for many 
years and suddenly found their freedom and vending their anger 
and taking what they could not afford during Saddams regime but 
to loot from home that's bad and have to be stop immediately. 
It has seen cool down a little.

Those that is complaining from the outside world should not 
complain but to find a solution to help Iraqis people, 
especially their own muslims nations.

Ok where are we all from then, I'm from Liverpool ???
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I am from Uranus and am capable of sucking my own *cock*!!
*Thanks for caring*!

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

REGIME CHANGE

SAVING THE IRAQI PEOPLE

WHICH REASON FOR THIS WAR IS GEORGE GOING TO USE TODAY?
I AM SO PROUD OF MY PRIME MINISTER FOR SITTING OUT THIS WAR.

EVEN THOUGH INDIRECTLLY WE ARE CONTRIBUTING MORE MILITARY 
RESOURCES TO THE CONFLICT THAN ANY OTHER COALITION OF THE 
WILLING MEMBER.
BESIDES THE U.S & BRITAIN.
 NOW WE ARE SETTING ASIDE 100 MILLION TO HELP REBUILD IRAQ.
WHY?
LET THE AMERICANS FOOT THE BILL.
IT WAS THERE BOMBS THAT DESTROYED THE COUNTRY.

THE BEST COMMENT I,VE HEARD IN THE LAST WEEK CAME FROM SIRIAS 
PRESIDENT.
HE SAID TO REPORTERS THAT HE WAS CONSULTING WITH ARAB LEADERS TO 
MAKE SURE THAT THIS DOESN,T HAPPEN AGAIN.(PRE-EMPTIVE ATTACK ON 
ARAB COUNTRY)

WHEN BUSH SAID (YOUR EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US)WOULD THAT 
ALSO INCLUDE CANADA FOR NOT APPROOVING OF THIS WAR?

SAD TO SAY BUT THE U.S HAS NOW SET THE WORLD ON A COURSE TOWARDS 
WORLD WAR 3.

CAN,T WAIT TO SEE GEORGE BUSH IN THE HOT SEAT IN THE HAGUE.... 

YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE IRAQI LEADERS LIVING IN LUXURY WHILE THE 
IRAQI PEOPLE LIVE IN SQUALER.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OWN BACK YARD.

THE REASONS THAT BUSH GIVES FOR THIS WAR ARE PATHETIC.
LOOK AT THE NUMEROUS COUNTRIES IN THIS WORLD THAT ARE BRUTAL TO 
THEIR POPULATION AND PRODUCE WMD,S. 

Hi CC, are you the canadian guy, how are you? Hope everthing is 
fine.

Yes I do agree some points. In every country there would be the 
rich and the poor but in Iraq it is only the leaders and their 
supporter that is enjoying the luxury.

I think the biggest reason in the war on Iraq is to fight 
terrorism and those who harbour or sponsor them and to prevent 
them from producing WMD even if they do not have it now but has 
plan to develop this weapon so that the world can live in peace

And sorry CC, I am not from the states, my leader is not 
President Bush but President Nathan. Hmmm? who is he? Not from 
India too. If you have been here long enough you should know. 
Take Care. 

I think the biggest reason in the war on Iraq is to fight 
terrorism and those who harbour or sponsor them and to prevent 
them from producing WMD even if they do not have it now but has 
plan to develop this weapon so that the world can live in peace

 SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT WHENEVER THE US SELLS ANY OTHER 
NATION WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, THEY RESERVE THE RIGHT TO 
INVADE THAT NATION AT A LATER DATE? FRANCE HAS WMD(DO NUCLEAR 
BOMBS QUALIFY?), WILL WE INVADE THEIR COUNTRY? ISRAEL HAS WMD, 
WILL THE US INVADE? IT IS MORE THAN OBVIOUS THAT ISRAEL REFUSES 
TO LIVE IN PEACE.
 THE U.S. DOES NOT ATTACK NATIONS THAT HAVE WMD IF THEY ARE 
FRIENDS OF THE U.S.
 WHICH NATIONS ARE FRIENDS OF THE U.S.?
 WHICH WAY IS THE WIND BLOWING?

Hi X, greetings to you. As a person from outside the problem 
areas. I do not see Isreal threatening anyone except 
retaliation on Palestinian suicide bombings. How did the 
suicide bombing started? When did it starts? Why did it starts?

 Yes many countries have these weapon too. Pakistan, India and 
so on. I don't see US threatening them. So as you say they are 
friends. Everytime we see people questioning US attack, have 
everyone forget the backdrop of this board. OK, lets say the 
people responsible has some quarrels with the American. What 
about Bali? What about the kidnapping in Phillipine and so on.

All I can see is the threat of Muslims radicals all around the 
world influece by irresponsible religious teacher and supported 
by dictators and leaders using Islam for their own gain. Look 
what Saddam has been calling all the time during his defense. 
He is asking all muslims in the world to fight for him. Luckily 
the muslims realize his intentions only the few that has fall 
into such cry.

I mention many times, I really would love to live together with 
my muslims friends, they are nice people but all this happening 
has hurt their religion and I believe a lot of muslims has 
woken up from this and has now try to rebuilt the name of Islam 
especially in the non Arab countries.

Peace be with you and your family. Take Care

Sarah Maitreya Vs. Sarah XXXXXXXXX
Who is going to win? :)

The obvious place to look is Google ...

Today's psychic exercise. Prove that Mrs. Sarah XXXXXXXXX has 
not changed her name by deed poll to D'eath.

*DISCLAIMER: SARAH IS MY MUSE (APPARENTLY).
I MAY BE A HUMAN VIBRATOR BUT THE DIVORCE WAS DISHED UP WEEKS 
AGO SO IT'S OKAY!* :)
Apologies!
I forgot!
No really! :)
E-mail me at sarah@maitreya.org and the Wiccan Festival thingy 
for the answer.

all the dickweeds are quiet i see, open-mouthed child fuck , 
nowhere to be seen, .44 re-measuring cos he over-estimated his 
caliber, eagle 'japs' eye. You are hollow like your countries 
promises, you are blind sheep with no real compassion and 
understanding for anyone but yourselves.

not very intelligent this board

I do not like this Maitreya stuff!
I do not like it at all?

Today's URL for the disinterested & bored:

http://www.maitreya.org/english/Newsletter/5th-June%202000/5th-
June%202000.htm

Quoting:

*Next month s prophecy: 

The prediction that Maitreya would come after the fall of the 
Persian Empire!*

What Empire?

you're pathetic

Even with war underway, many are protesting against this 
action.  They would try and convince us that we must refrain 
from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on 
September 11, 2001, and from retaliating against those who 
support terror.  In case you don't know how to react to them,
some suggestions have been made.  When you come upon a 
protester, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of 
etiquette:

1.  Listen politely while this person explains their views.  
Strike up a conversation, if necessary, and look interested in 
their ideas.  They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and 
that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only 
bring on more violence.  They will probably use many arguments, 
ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

2.  In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch 
them in the nose.

3.  When the person gets up off the ground, they will be very 
angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4.  Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only 
brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on the 
matter.  Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent 
approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek 
and negotiate a solution.  Tell them they must lead by example 
if they really believe what they are saying.

5.  Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you 
are correct.

6.  As soon as they do that, hit them again.  Only this time hit 
them much harder.  Square in the nose.

7.  Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained.

LaBlueLamb
Sheryl Law

Go Fuck Yourself

I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS
I LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLES
I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS
I LIKE TO BEAT WOMAN

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING
I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS
I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE
I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING
I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS
I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE
I LIKE ASSUMING WOMAN ARE DUMB CUNTS

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I DON'T WANT TO READ THE PAPER
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE NEWS
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
I JUST WANT TO KEEP HATING YOU

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY
I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING
YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH
YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO
YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE KID

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

YOU FUCKING DYKE 
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN
YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER
YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM 

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING
YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD
YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE 
YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES
THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED
SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES
SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE 
I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KIDS COFFIN
YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING
SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN
YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS
YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F
YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE 

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE 
I'D CONGRATULATE YOU FOR BEATING YOUR SPOUSE 
I'D SHAKE YOUR HAND FOR BEATING YOUR SON 
IF HE WAS MY SON, I'D TAKE OUT MY GUN 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CAME HOME PREGNANT FOR THE 3'RD OR 4'TH 
TIME 
YOU PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH 
THEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE SUCKING THE MILKMAN'S DICK 
SO YOU THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN

IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE 
ID OFFERED TO SHOOT YOUR NO-GOOD SPOUSE 
IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR TEENAGE SLUT 
I'D GLADLY KICK HER IN THE GUT 

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY

Stick your head up your ass and FART. 

Pissing in your mouth is REALLY FUNNY!!! Watching you eat shit 
and die is Really really FUNNY!!!
        Isn't that wierd?

Why don't you write all this stupid shit on a dollar bill and 
shove it up your dead mothers ass? 

Many a time have I wanted to beat the shit out of that furry 
little bastard that always seems to piss me off. Either by 
taking a nice warm shit on my brand new carpet, or decided to 
use me as a clawing device.

In this small file, i'd like to suggest ways to hurt or piss of 
the little shithead that you can't get rid of, usually cuz 
you're mom thinks it's the nicest fucker alive.

1 -- Kick it Around, you know, when the fucker get's in your 
way, whether it be when you're taking a shit and it comes in and 
watches, or when you're sleeping and it sits on your face. Just 
put a little force into it and BLAM! The fucker goes flying. 
It's especially nice to watch a cat go flying on a wood floor, 
with all four spread, doing 360's and crying like a Mexican 
without his burrito. Kicking him from under (like under the 
stomach) let's loose a flying cat, spinning and twirling in the 
air.

2 -- Tail tricks....This is the fun part...Seeing the cat can't 
really get to it's tail, you can do shit with it and the cat it 
defenseless. Try tying the cat's tail to his front paw, cuz 
everyone time it walks, it's tail get's pulled, looks like some 
diseased person trying to walk. Or even better, get a nice grab 
of the tail, and start spinning the cat around using it, the cat 
will have to take the pain, cuz by force of nature, it can't 
reach it's paws around to scratch you since it's spinning so 
fast it's paws are spread-eagle like. If you have glue, and the 
cat's tail is long enough, or maybe just a tad shorter, you can 
glue it's tail to it's nose, which is cool. The cat moves his 
head and his ass comes up with it (how'z that for a chain 
reaction?) Like it'll be walking around town with it's ass all 
dangling up, all the other furry fucks will ram it up, which in 
turn, will make the cat freak when it tries to sit down (get 
it?). But that's kinda mean.

3 -- Wiskers (heh, heh, heh)....Ok, you know who you are people, 
you kind that clips cat's wiskers and laughs like hell. Cat's 
use wiskers to navigate in the dark, like when they're entering 
a tight spot, their wiskers will tell them if they're about to 
run into something (kind of like those cadillacs with those 
metal tubes sticking out the side). So what do you do? You cut 
the fuckers wiskers, down to you start getting fur. Then you 
gotta through the cat in a closet, and open the door, oh, about 
4 inches. The cat will naturally be fucked and stunned that us 
humans would do such a thing (it probably is equlivant of a cat 
cutting off your dick) and he'll start bumping around, wondering 
what the fuck....So you just sit there and laugh your ass off. 
The cat might eventually make it's way out of the closet, but 
maybe you could, hmmm...Find something else to do to it after 
that? (grin>

4 -- Pillow Case....Well, this is kind of funny...All you do is 
throw the little fuck in a pillow case, and go into an open room 
(you don't want to beat it to death, well, not yet adleast). And 
start swinging the fucker around in circles, again and again, 
the cat will probably crying for it's life (but don't give in to 
it's whining, cuz when it get's out, it wants blood) keep 
swinging it around and around, faster and faster, stop when 
you're too dizzy to figure out where the cat is, then quickly 
open the pillow case and let the bastard fall out (it WILL fall, 
believe me). You got to make sure you can see it (cuz you're 
gonna me almost as dizzy). The fucker will be sitting there, 
moving it's head in circles, still thinking it spinning. This is 
the good part, cuz as far as the cat knows, it's totally high on 
Catnip or something. You can do anything, it's up to you.

4 -- Water ...We all know that cats hate water more than dogs, 
and would rather travel in a car then deal with it. But cat's 
are funny as hell in water. Try filling up a tub, or a sink, or 
something with water in it that the cat will fit in. Throw the 
fucker in for a minute or two (unless it's definitely going to 
drown, we'll talk about killing them later) and watch it 
squeal..They act like water is acid or something and yet they 
still drink water out of the toilet when none is available 
(these fuckers gotta get their facts straight). After the cat 
has had enough torture, grab it by the ear, or tail, or get a 
good grab around it's head and throw it out (throw it outside 
you fool). When a cat get's wet (especially a long-haired cat) 
they look like giant ferrets, really nasty like (which might 
persuade you to do something else, like nail it to a 2 by 4 and 
shoot it full of b-b's) but don't hurt it too bad..

5 -- Misc. shit....Stick the cat in the Microwave (no, really) 
and don't turn it on (yet) just let it sit there, and look 
through the little see-through window...It should be scared as 
hell, since it's in a really tight spot, can't move much at 
all...If you really want to screw the fucker, nuke it! Just nuke 
it for 20 seconds at a time...The cat will start squirming at 
about 10 seconds (depending on the wattage of the 
Microwave)...After about 30 seconds, the cat will definitely 
have radiation poisioning, which will probably kill it within a 
month or less. If you nuke it for a minute, you'll probably kill 
it, depending on the size of the cat, the microwave cooks inside 
out, so after a minute, it's intestines and lungs will be a 
little toasty, maybe killing it, if not, probably sterilizing it 
or leaving it a slow and terrible death. Of course, you can 
go "All-Out" if you REALLY express rage for it, and can nuke it 
for 5 minutes...This is NOT for the Squeamish....I DO know 
someone who did this, and saw it....It was pretty fucking gross, 
and being the cat hater I am, I still felt sorry for it. In 30 
seconds, it starts kicking and screaming and freaking out (which 
brings me to the point, you gotta make sure the door can't be 
opened, and you gotta make sure you don't want the microwave 
anymore). In 1 minute, it was started to spaz like nothing 
you've ever seen before, some blood was coming from it's mouth 
due to internal cuts the Nuking did, all types of seisures and 
some last moans were following at 2 minutes. At about 2 and a 
half minutes, the cat was still alive, it's pupils were dialated 
and it was twitching like someone stuck a Electrolysis gun up 
it's ass...At 3 minutes, it's almost dead...The smell of the cat 
would make any mortician throw up, that's why I would suggest 
alot of open windows and doors and some type of gas mask on. The 
last two minutes it the cool part...Now that the fucker is dead 
(for good reason too) it's time to watch the fireworks...I think 
at around 4 minutes, the cat started popping, it's eyeballs 
literally popped out of it's sockets, and the blood started to 
ooze, not a pretty sight..At about, 4 mins 15 seconds, it's fur 
starts to curl (although it was already crispy) and at about 5 
minutes, the whole microwave is one big slaughterhouse. Which 
brings me to clean up...DON'T! I said earlier, Nuke the cat in a 
microwave you no longer want to use (not to mention the 
microwave is probably broken anyway). Just throw the microwave 
away and chuckle off a couple laughs...Even take poloraids if 
you want.

You could write it all on a dollar bill and shove it up your 
dead cats ass, we know you would like to do that and it shows. 

Fuckin sound that mate 

As some of you may or may not be aware, *Seth* is my name.
This means that I am a Biblical Farmer! :)
*But what really lies behind the scenes of the British Museum?*
*And who really wrote the Seven Maps of Eldorado?*
I have seen the face inside the mirror.
From which, skin deep within.
I have seen the Vision ...
I have seen the Vision ...
Of an encounter with Hell.

I will institute what I choose to institute.
I will suffer not what you should choose for me excepting the 
certain eventuality of your own judgement.
Lest you wish to believe that your opinion in tardiness has 
affected the equilibrium of your own thoughts then you shall 
meet only with the same!
If you choose to believe that somehow your affectation lies 
within that of a star and you would choose to go beyond a 
response that is insurpassable ...
To Hell with you!
It's really that simple.

When the Maitreya comes you'll be bowing down first.

In fairness, I do not expect people to do this as I walk around.
However, to quote the *looney-bin material police women* you 
Truly *have it COMPLETELY WRONG!!!!!*
Clearly, school is out for the kiddies because of Easter.
Is it not peculiar that we have already done that this year? :)
Would the parents of these young people or a mentor or two 
advise them to my extreme power & importance?
*Do NOT expect me to do everything!*
Start working in the way that is obvious and that I have advised!
I am still not satisfied that you have the singlest clue in 
certain areas who I truly am.
To that effect I predict that one way or another I will see to 
it in person that you will shortly and without warning of any 
kind whatsoever .... :)
*GET ON YOUR KNEES TO YOUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!*

You're talking about what America does aren't you.

Die Bitch!

First, you need to abandon reason for giant prawns.
Second, you must declare yourself a human vibrator that favours 
a figment of His imagination for all Earthly women.
Third, sing a charmless, lyric-less song about the B.B.C.
Fourth, reinvent the resurrection.
Fifth, be hounded (as per usual) and declare that you will blow 
up St. Paul's Cathedral in a controlled fashion with high 
explosive on live television.
Sixth, try a simple exercise in statistics! :)
Seventh, blow up the moon!
Eighth, write this for me or drop away off into infinity the 
charmless and wonderless void!
*I AM EXCEPTIONALLY PLEASED WITH THE RATE THE "LOONEY-BIN POLICE 
WOMEN" ARE COMING ON STRONG!*
Congratulations! :)
Fantastic work!

Die Bitch!

Produced by Richard Warwick:

Lack of content by Richard Warwick:

Lack of meaning by Richard Warwick:

Lack of morals by Richard Warwick:

Role of Seth mostly played by Richard Warwick:

Role of Satan mostly played by Richard Warwick:

Role of Richard Warwick played mostly by Richard Warwick:

Enquiring minds wanna know !!!

I,m great hope the same for you.
was happy to hear powell say that canada & the U.S are 
inseperable.

Would like to know what you think about the situation with syria.
I personnally don,t think that the arab world would let this 
happen to another of their neighbours.
If the U.S takes this war to Syria, I don,t see them sitting on 
the sidelines.    

Colonel Sanders loves this !!!!

     Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here 
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?) 
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct 
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A 
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither 
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has 
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will 
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No, 
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one 
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there 
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that 
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze 
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the 
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you 
pencil puds, but read on.  
     Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of 
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will 
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up 
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the 
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them, 
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You 
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape? 
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send 
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet 
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the 
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the 
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together 
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet 
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage? 
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and 
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are 
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to 
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from 
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve), 
besides they make a convenient handle.  
     You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need 
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with 
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your 
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or 
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for 
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the 
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you 
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a 
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if 
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would 
you?  
     Your grip should be one hand around the base of the 
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short 
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short 
strokes, I forgot.  
     Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to 
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready 
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck. 
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some 
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you 
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.  
     I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You 
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only 
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love. 
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the 
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is 
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the 
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to 
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the 
neighbors might talk.  
     You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel 
really good about yourself now, Richard Warwick ?  

Please tell me what of anything you just wrote has to do with 
the topic of this page.

Sorry about the previous post..............I was teaching an 
altarboy how God loves him when I suck his dick and fuck him in 
the ass...........

Anyway.............

You don't need to attend the Stations of the Cross on Good 
Friday....

Even if you have before....I will let you in on a secret from 
the Vatican......

At the end of the stations.....Jesus DIES in the 
end..............


By the way ......what did Jesus  say to Saint Peter as he hung 
from the cross?

"Hey Pete...no shit...I can see your house from here".



Jesus said, "Let the children come.....and the Catholic priests 
did."

HAPPY FUCKIN' EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CC is a Catholic priest

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NC WHORE IS A SLUT WHO IS NOW CHILDLESS BECAUSE HER BASTARD'S 
CORPSE IS BEING FUCKED BY CAMELS AND EATEN BY JACKALS.


I hate you and your dead whore-mongering son.

"Herrro? yes, Saddam please, yes connect me now,...... cheap Jap 
fucki cell phone"
"Yes this is Saddam, what do you want now Kim Suck dung? Can't 
you see I'm busy moving my mobile labs and scientists all around 
so Colin Powel doesn't find them?!?!"
"Ha Ha Ha yesss you really have old Colin hopping mad! Yasser 
Arafat is very proud of you and has decided you are not a 
traitor to the Jihad after all, Ha Ha Ha! Yesss Verrly nice!"
"Well you might think it's real funny Kim! I do not. I hate Blix 
and Colin Powel! The INFIDELS even searched my prize Mosque!! Of 
all the insults!"
"Ya, and I am here all alone with my weapons of mass destruction 
right next to China Ha Ha the United States will never have the 
guts to stop me now! Kim Suck Dung! I'll have the CNN war dogs 
hopping mad now! I'm starting my Nuclear Reactors today!! 
HAHAHAHA, now it is Korea that is the Big Axis of the most Evil, 
not you Saddam, hahahaha, and you have the Mag light of DOOM 
shoved right up a your Jihad ASSS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA,"
"KIM SUCK DUNG!! I am going to ..... hello ... Hello..., Damn 
Cell Phone!!!...Guards, GUARDS!! GET ME OSAMA! NOW!!"
"Yes sir right away!"
"Saddam you are a disgrace to the unholy jihad!! may Alalalah 
treat you like the infidel you are!!"
"Enough with the complements Osama! you must tell me where your 
men have hidden my weapons of mass destruction."
"I will never tell you Saddam...NEVER! I am faithful to the 
great and pitiful ALALALALAH!!! "
"Very well Osama! We have tortured your brother and your wives 
and you still refuse to talk!, but we know where your weakness 
is Osama, we can make you talk!"
"Never in a thousand camel lives Saddam I will NEVER talk!"
"GUARDS! BRING IN OSAMA'S GOAT, STRAP IT TO THE TORTURE RACK!"
"Saddam! SADDAM NO NO!! YOU CANNOT DO THIS!!! "
"Fess up Osama! Or its going to be goat meat for you for a long 
long time!!"
"You are Evil! Saddam you are the most rotten man on earth!"
"Why thank you Osama! I will have to tell Kim Suck Dung you said 
that!, GUARDS! Commense the torture!!"
"NO Saddam NO!...... I will talk, just please let my goat go..."
"BWAhahahahahahaha! I knew you would see it my way"




"Osama! what do you think you are doing?! and how did you get 
that tape to the press??"
"You are an Infidel Saddam!! as you say it's all in who you 
know!"
"I will have all of the guards executed! and I will assign new 
ones to your cell Osama! you will never do this again!"
"I hope your people rise against you Saddam! You killed my 
favorite goat! even after I talked and told your interrogators 
what they wanted to know!!"
"it's not my fault they were hungry Osama, and did what they did 
to your goat"
"You are an INFIDEL SADDAM!! Alalalalah will punish you!"
"Too bad you won't be around to see that Osama"
"What do you mean Saddam??? What are you planning now??"
"I will hand you over to hans Blix! HAHAHAHA and Colin Powel!!!"
"YOU INFIDEL! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE ISLAMIC JIHAD!!!"
"I don't need your pitiful little Jihad Osama. I have friends in 
Korea and we are planning an assault on America of our own and 
we 
don't need you! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"Saddam mmmmmphMMMMPH MMMMPPPHHHH!!!!"
"Ahhh that's better oh yes!"

Get  A   Grip       

Sucks Saddam dead dick

Fuck Board Goat!!!

Fuck Board Goat!!!

Fuck Board Goat!!!

Fuck Board Goat!!!

Fuck Board Goat!!!

Fuck Board Goat!!!

Fuck Board Goat!!!

Seven lines asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try and fuck with me now !!

Nice to hear from you again.

Yes,the Arab nation will try to prevent this but it is all up 
to Syria to co operate with the demand from the states of not 
producing or planning to produce VMD and harbouring wanted 
terrorism. If they do not show any form of cooperation. I sure 
US will put a stop to their activities.

As I mention in my previous page, I hope the Arab and Muslim 
all around the world do not take this as a threat to them but a 
way of fighting terrorism that has been terrorising the world 
for the past years and getting worse and open.

Look at the operation in Afghanistan. From there we found a 
network plan of terrorising the world and many arrest has been 
made around the world from Asia, Europe and the States. I 
really wonder what will happen if the US did not attack 
Aghanistan and the network plan were carried out. Can you 
imagine, How many innocence lives would have been lose. How can 
the Arab and Muslims around the world not see this. There are 
still many Arab and Muslims still support this network and 
their work because they were make to believe that these 
terrorists are doing it in the name of Allah and if it was 
right Allah would have help them in Aghanistan and Iraq. No 
Allah help to crush them, because Allah believe it is better 
for the people in these countries without them. Saddam has call 
so many times to Allah. Allah heard him and ensure that what he 
ask for is not carried out because Allah knows what best for 
his people.

Everytime I hear Arab nation complaining that Isreal also have 
WMD. Yes we all know. Isreal as such a small nation surrounded 
by so many big Arab population that is always threatening the 
assistance of Isreal. They have this weapon long ago. Since I 
was able to read and write, I have never heard, see or read 
that Isreal is threatening its neighbour unless provoked and 
they would be very stupid if they do.

Lets pray for world peace and the now serious virus SARS that 
is threatening the world, that scientists find a cure for this 
as soon as possible and protection to all those doctors and 
nurses that has given their unselfish service taking care of 
these patience knowing the great risk involved. God be with us 
all.

Hi Om/Cf, how are you? Hope everything is fine.

What happen to the soldeir who throw the grenade into the tent 
of his officer.?

Seth Putnam is funny

It's very true, that we are being put on the defensive over 
this "God told me so" bull shit. No one is more frustrated over 
this than people like me who teach religious tolerance. I view 
these people as perverts of Gods word. They stand by their man 
made books of DOGMA and insist the books are divine works of 
Gods will and that they alone are Gods chosen few. Nothing could 
be farther from the truth. This goes for the Jew, Christian and 
the Muslim but also there are smaller sects that are just as 
bad. In the mean time real issues that could mean real progress 
for the poor and the sick are not getting taken care of. We are 
wasting BILLIONS of dollars on weapons and killing instead, all 
due to a lousy few pig headed religious ass holes who take 
advantage of a world population that is too damn lazy to explore 
or even question religion!
            I have looked at the issues, reasons, past 
situations, history of events and in depth study of culture and 
religion. All this to understand why everything is as it is and 
people cannot get along. Having done so and gotten a gut full of 
all the whining, crying and self righteous chants from people 
too ignorant to know anything about another s point of view, I 
have become DISGUSTED!
            The ignorant, lazy and hypocritical led by the self 
serving, self centered and unknowing is all I see, nothing more

And this board reflects all of this like no fucking tomorrow. I 
hope you all feel just proud to be able to laugh at it as I do. 
I laugh at every one of the perverts on this board, and hope you 
all find out just how much you make an ass of yourselves doing 
it. Untill then......As the DRADEL turns!!!!!!!!

Mostly we all laugh at the ass you make of yourself!

No "we" don't. It's just you the sick fuck of the board. And we 
all know it. You will never see "Merlyn" posted here again. So 
suck eggs and get a grip! All I will ever do here is as you do. 
Get used to it ass hole. HAHAHAHA!!!!!! 
            Fuck this board and the shit head who runs it. 
          Have a shitty day fuck nuts. 

Mostly you want others to give a shit. And we don't. So go fuck 
a chicken and cook your cat. We don't care. You make me laugh, 
you are such a stupid ass. 

C ya! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You think I was Nasty before? You ain't seen shit.........

Seth Putnam is not funny and not original

It looks like we have a Baghdad Bob now in Syria! Now we have a 
guy (Dont know his name yet) saying "We dont get oil from Iraq" 
yet we shut off the pipeline leading from Iraq to Syria carrying 
OIL! And "We dont harbor terrorists" yet most of Saddam's regime 
has SOMEHOW found thier way there! I think we sent a pretty 
clear message to the Syrian's "Turn over the Regime party or 
face the consequences"! I think you were right when you said we 
should keep going. And we just might. If we shut off that 
pipeline, and put alot of pressure on them, they probably will 
think THEY are next and turn them over. Some people just dont 
get it, I guess they thought when President Bush said "We will 
bring terrorist's to justice, or bring justice to the 
terrorist's" that he was just talking! I hope they realize HE 
MEANS BUSINESS!!! Alot of talk over here about Syria lately, 
they havent said anything about plan's, but I think they may 
have made some already. The capture of Abu Abas (In Baghdad) was 
a MAJOR catch in the war on terrorism! Remember though when the 
former Saddam regime (Oh that sounds so good) said "We dont have 
any ties to terrorism"! And so far in Northern Iraq the Army  
destroyed an Al-Quida training camp, In Baghdad the Marine's 
found a STOCKPILE of unused 'Blow yourself to bits' jackets full 
of explosives that they strap on themselves and then become 
homicide bombers. And not far from there the Marines also found 
a Palestinian homicide bomber training camp. (Wonder if they 
strap on the jacket and blow themselves to bits) to train the 
others! Hmm. And when the Army was entering Baghdad they found 
that infamous mural depicting the first plane hitting World 
Trade Center, Tower 1. The ties to terrorism are VERY clear. 
Hell 'ol Saddam probably helped finance along with Bin Hidin the 
entire attack! (But that fat nosed idiot Baghdad Bob said "We 
dont have ties to terrorism") Yeah right! When you read a 
Newspaper, or turn on the news here it's almost a daily event 
(What have they found today)! Heaven's that place was TERRORIST 
HAVEN! It was kind of funny the other night I was watching 
an "Embeded" reporter talking on a video phone back to the US 
and a huge explosion went on behind him, the reporters at the 
station he worked for said "What was that"? The reporter 
said "Oh that was the Marines blowing up an arsenal of weapons 
again" needless to say the station reporters looked dumbfounded, 
and the reporter on the front lines looked as if it was a 
natural event!!! What all they have found there so far is sick, 
a bio-chemical weapons laboratory on WHEELS! A nuclear facility 
with a 'City beneath a City' with radiation readings that went 
off their hand held monitors, way past the extent of 
measurements, countless arms, and amunitions, gas masks by the 
thousands,(Wonder what they were doing with those since they 
claimed to not have biological/chemical weaponry) warheads with 
nerve agents in them, and the list just goes on and on and on. 
After all this stuff is tested I imagine they will compile a 
list! That will be interesting reading! And to top it off Jock 
Shirac (I'm sure I mispelled that but I dont do french lol) 
called President Bush yesterday! I bet Bush said "Now what does 
he want! And the leader of North Korea now want's to 
have "Talk's" with President Bush! It's funny to watch all 
the "Nay Sayers" put their foot's in their mouth's! I dont know 
about everybody else, but I feel a bit safer today, the World is 
a bit safer today, and our shit list is getting smaller!!!

Fucking Hell! Fucking Hell!
It is a Fucking impossible Miracle!
The Barclays' Brothers tried to get Him a first class whore!
(To make up for it all. :)
*I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THE SCOPE OF HIS VISION!!*

Die Bitch!

Well damnit! I will miss Merlyn! Why wont he be comming back?

Never again here. 

Most of you there in Canada are French arent you? When your 
country is attacked, (I really hope it isnt because then you 
would have to put up with the pain and anger we feel) but your 
Country might not be because we happened to have a leader who 
had enough guts to say enough is enough, and is stopping this 
whole bunch of shit! You might not get attacked but that 
thanks's WILL go to President Bush, Prime Minister Blair, and 
all the Coalition goverments, and ALL the Soldiers. And NO ONE 
Else!!! If Syria is holding terrorist's we want, I can assure 
you WE are going to go in one way or another and get them. It's 
Syria's choice!!! We were the ones that got attacked, we arent 
putting up with this shit anymore. And why not take Saddam's 
frozen assets and pay for the War, he's the one who fucked his 
country up!!!!

Q. If I gave myself a lobotomy do you think it would be better 
to use a mirror and do you think that it would make any 
difference to my present incurable psychiatrist's condition?
A. The correct answer of course is not to give you the answer. :)

Well why? What happened to him?  Well you tell him I'm off to 
work, and to have a good day! And he has to get back here 
damnit!!

I'VE BEEN BUSY FUCKING GET A GRIP IN THE ASS.  HE IS SUCKING MY 
DICK NOW.

BE BACK SOON!!!!!

I took a shit today, kind of like the runny gurgley ones that 
remind you of a grandmother s colostomy bag, and I thought of 
you and this board, kind of like you being the runny nasty shit 
in the colostomy bag, the bag being this web site. Isn't the 
funny?

Don't worry, I'm gonna stay, but not Merlyn. He has better 
boards to be on. This one really sucks. This one gets......
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GET A GRIP!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
        

Message from the Iraqi people --Yankee go home--

Yankees to the Iraqi people  --we'll leave when we are fuckin 
ready.

We will be taking your daughters with us you plundered towel 
heads.

Bow down to us instead of asshole allah, we are running this show

What is the Iraqi air force motto? 
I came, I saw, Iran. 
Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program? 
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them 
there. 

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? 
Two days. 

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? 
They both have Kurds in their way. 

What is the best Iraqi job? 
Foreign ambassador. 

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter 
pilots? 
You only have to teach them to take off. 

How do you play Iraqi bingo? 
B-52 ... F-16 ... A-10 ... B-1 

What is Iraq's national bird? 
Duck. 

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? 
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming 
from! 

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? 
So they can see their air force. 

Q: Why isnt Merlyn going to be around anymore?
A: Because hes an idiot,and no one has wanted him around for a 
long time. The only reason anyone ever tolerated him was because 
every time they let him know he wasnt wanted, he threw a temper 
tantrum, and spammed the board for days.

Awwwwww what's the matter? do you miss Merlyn? Cry cry cry,
Why don't you go fuck a chicken or something. 

You could write it on a dollar bill and shove it up your ass and 
wistle dixie...but Merlyn still won't come back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You just suck, that's all. Now you have Fart 
finder and open cunt closed mind all to your self!! Aren't you 
just happy??? Oh yes I will always be around laughing at you for 
being such a lonly faggot. 

Merlyn left a while ago you stupid fuck 
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Just like Walter!!!
 >>>>>>>>>>>YOU STUPID FUCK! 

Hi. Everything is fine here mostly except the manufacturing side 
of the local economy. We had a 112 year old family owned machine 
tool company close the doors yesterday. They once employed 2000 
people. In contrast the company I work for has more machine 
orders than all of last year already. BTW, I believe we have 
several machines in Singapore we made for Nestles. Small world.

I haven't kept track of the grenade 'tosser' but I'll bet he's 
got a team of top notch lawyers with the bill being paid by any 
number of special interest groups. Damn media coverage - can't 
just push the traitors off a ship or out of a plane anymore I 
guess.

Can't begin to tell you how relieved and proud we are here at 
the way the war was handled. The U.K. and U.S. troops did a 
TREMENDOUS job! Of course there were civilian casulties but I 
feel as though every effort was made to avoid that. Sounds a 
little strange saying that with all the ordinance that was 
dropped from the sky but I believe all involved did their very 
best. When one see's the 12 year old boy with burns all over and 
both arms amputated at the elbows and his family all dead ask if 
he can get new arms, the deadly serious nature of these bombs.

Whatcha think: Saddam & Sons dead or alive? I think dead. Some 
of the Arab press is saying the Iraqi Information Minister hung 
himself. He denies it though. "THOSE AMERICAN INFIDELS ARE 
LIEING LIKE SNAKES I TELL YOU!!! SADDAM IS IN GOOD HEALTH AND 
FULLY IN CONTROL OF IRAQ AND THE AMERICANS ARE NOT WITHIN 100 
MILES OF SADDAM HUSSEIN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT...AND I AM ALIVE!!"

I miss that guy, he was funnier than hell!

om/cf wants to lick Facts Finders ass

Daughters of Hijack Victim Want to Spit in Abu Abbas' Face 
 
 
    
 
    
 
 
Wednesday, April 16, 2003
 
NEW YORK   The daughters of a wheelchair-bound American man who 
was shot and thrown overboard by the terrorists who hijacked a 
cruise ship in 1985 would like to come face-to-face with the 
mastermind of the terror attack.

  
 
 
 
Lisa and Ilsa Klinghoffer, whose father, Leon Klinghoffer, was 
killed during the infamous hijacking of the Achille Lauro, told 
Fox News Wednesday they are thrilled Abu Abbas is in U.S. 
custody. 

"I have nothing to say to [Abbas]," Lisa Klinghoffer told Fox 
News on Wednesday. But she said there is one thing she would 
relish doing in honor of her late mother, Marilyn, who died of 
cancer only a few months after their father's murder.

"When our mother identified the four terrorists who actually did 
the murder, she didn't talk to them," Lisa Klinghoffer 
said. "She spat in their face. I would like to have that 
opportunity."

Ilsa Klinghoffer concurred: "Absolutely, I would love to do that 
on behalf of my mother."

U.S. Central Command confirmed Tuesday night that Abbas, who led 
a faction of the Palestinian Liberation Front, was captured by 
American special forces Monday in Baghdad, where he had been 
hiding for several years. Officials said he had failed in an 
attempt to escape to Syria when American troops invaded Iraq.

The Klinghoffer sisters said they want Abbas' capture to have a 
broader message about putting a stop to terrorism worldwide.

"We are happy about the fact that he is captured. A murderous 
terrorist -- finally we have him in our hands," Ilsa Klinghoffer 
said.

Earlier, in a statement provided by family friend and 
spokeswoman Letty Simon, the Klinghoffers said they are 
delighted that Abbas is in U.S. custody.

"This is an opportunity to send an incredible message to the 
world that the world is not going to forget what happened here," 
Ilsa told Fox News.

"We want to send this broader message: it is not just about Leon 
Klinghoffer, but it is about terrorism and safety  and going 
forward and capturing these people who are just scaring everyone 
around the world."

Leon Klinghoffer, 69, was a passenger on the Achille Lauro, 
which was traveling from Egypt to Israel when it was hijacked by 
a group of Abbas' followers.

Klinghoffer was shot and killed in the wheelchair he used and 
was tossed off the ship. He was traveling with his wife, 
Marilyn, and nine friends, and they were celebrating the 
couple's 36th wedding anniversary.

The hijacking ended after Egypt negotiated with the hijackers. 
Klinghoffer's wife died of cancer four months later.

Lisa said her mother's colon cancer was in remission but when 
she returned home after the tragic ordeal "she took a turn for 
the worse," and added that she thinks her father's murder "had 
something to do with it."

Abbas, who has eluded authorities since 1985, was sentenced in 
absentia to life in prison in Italy for masterminding the 
hijacking.

"We'd almost given up hope really that it would ever happen 
because he has evaded and eluded and hasn't even really hid, 
he's flaunted it in our face in fact  'come and get me.' Nobody 
has tried to get him," said Lisa.

Ten years later, Abbas apologized for Klinghoffer's death, 
saying, "The killing of the passenger was a mistake. ... We are 
sorry."

Klinghoffer, who owned some wholesale appliance stores, lived in 
New York City and maintained a home in Long Branch, N.J.

His daughters, who live in New York City, said they hoped U.S. 
prosecutors "revive a federal indictment against Abbas for 
piracy, hostage-taking and conspiracy."

American officials have not said where Abbas will be detained or 
whether he could face charges in the United States.

"Bringing Abbas to justice will send a strong signal to 
terrorists anywhere in the world that there is no place to run, 
no place to hide," the daughters said in their statement.

"I think about it every day," Lisa told Fox News about her 
father's murderer. "It has been 18 years of thinking about this 
man, how he was responsible for taking our father away from us."

 
 
 

Dear Claudia & Jenna,
I am so sorry that I have not been able to visit you in recent 
days but I have 
caught *Chlamydia trachomatis*
I caught this impossible disease from smoking far far too many 
cigarettes for 
my own good! :)
I will probably be dead by the time you read this so consider 
this my last Will

& Testament! :)
Please think of me at least once again in your lifetimes.
I do indeed predict that one day you will understand your 
ultimate destiny and 
throw a great pot-party on top of my grave! :)
I am so sorry that we never met in person but we still can!
All you have to do is come along to my grave at midnight during 
a full moon and

dig me up with a shovel! :)
I am really sorry things turned out this way and I am really 
regretful that I 
never truly had sex with you.
Love Richard

P.S. Like I said I will be dead .... when the space-ship blows 
up on the 
launching pad!
P.P.S. Here's 3 million bucks now go away I'm busty!

Notice how few rag heads you see on the street lately? 

Hey Warlick, do some more! I like your creative efforts !!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET A GRIP=MERLYN=X=an ASShole who runs this board into the 
ground.

No one cares. Boring news as usual.

I own this shit.

You honkey motherfuckers wanna play?

This nigga ain't playin.

Cap U fuckin ass the "Man" ain't the man in my world.

NIGGAS RULE

(CNN)Apr.16,2003 Baghdad,Iraq: Merlyn and his mother were 
arrested early this morning coming out of Saddam's" Love Shack".
While being arrested, they both claimed to be victims of an anal 
attack by several of the Republican Guard top generals. This 
proved to be highly doubtful, since they were quite well known by 
their first names: Cunny Rot, and Ass Boy.

Nope not X, nor anyone else. It's you that makes this board suck 
so bad. Be proud, be alone, be stupid, you have Warlick, Fart 
finder and all to listen to you cry about Merlyn for as long as 
you stay on this board. You are a lonly faggot. 
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIMEDILLIGAF?

You don't need to attend the Stations of the Cross on Good 
Friday....

Even if you have before....I will let you in on a secret from 
the Vatican......

At the end of the stations.....Jesus DIES in the 
end..............


By the way ......what did Jesus  say to Saint Peter as he hung 
from the cross?

"Hey Pete...no shit...I can see your house from here".



Jesus said, "Let the children come.....and the Catholic priests 
did."

HAPPY FUCKIN' EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! HAHAHA!!!!!!! you still cry ! I love it ! HAHAHA!!!!
Cry for me some more lonley faggot. Merlyn will never return 
here all because you suck goat dick!! 
          Cry Cry Cry HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I will laugh at you for ever!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Now you will even see Get a Grip dissappear, and never return. 
You won't know when I fuck with you or why. 
               >>>>no more of this
               HAHAHA!! no more of that.
                     Just you sucking eggs
                          Die Bitch!!

C ya 

I want to nuke a pussy, be a chicken fucker, but that Catholic 
priest shit is too much.

Fuck Easter

fuck get a grip

time to shut down you 15 year old fuckshit

Good to see you go! Goodbye Jerk! C ya! We'll all miss ya, freak!

No more stupid As the dradel turns,,,,,stupid grade school shit.
Sure miss it,,,,,,,Not!

Cry Cry Cry

Boy, lookit all the people lined up beggin Get a Gump to please 
stay a little longer,,,,,,,,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
No one cares boy, they never did! C ya!

Been ta Chicago lately in da Navigator? That shit breaks down in 
Chicago you better dial 911 pronto and pray to Allah the union 
cops get there in time. 

That's because they are all gone. no one is left, just you and 
fart finder and of coarse Warlick. This board sucks right along 
with you.

yes 

Is it 'of coarse' or 'of course', thats so confusing. Have'nt 
stopped into this twilight zone in a while but I recognized a 
few posters and replied. Don't like it? Tough shit.

Why cant everyone just get along...everything would be so much 
easier...the world it too filled with hate....if people would 
just take a step back and realize what they are doing maybe 
people would stop all the hatred and the violence

Hi Marie, greeting to you, yes we can see these people are 
always telling lies, they may say the same for us. Only they 
lies are are so stupid. Especially from the ex-information 
minister of Iraq. They can play propaganda with the ill 
informed people of their kind. Not us.

Yes US make it clear from the start about terrorism. No, we 
should not just attack Syria. Let them play their part. If they 
insist and keep on harbouring and sponsoring these radicals. 
Then someone have to do something.

Yes like Iraq, once you get inside you know how hyprocrite they 
are. I can bet Saddam don't pray at all after so many sins he 
committed. He will only pray when he is in trouble and doing it 
in front of the media to gain support from the muslims world. 
No wonder Allah abandon him.

As for France, it has nothing to do with fear, but it is better 
to have friends than enemy. North Korea, also not because of 
fear. I believe the leader can see the economy growth in China 
and probably after his secret visit to China 2 weeks ago, he 
was probably advise by the chinese to have that dialoque with 
US. Have a great day ahead

Hi, for me, business is very slow. Very bad economy. We depend 
a lot on US market and also the SARS problem that has affected 
quite a lot of the industries here. My Godfather is with 
Nestles. I don't whether he is still working there. Have not 
contacted him for sometime.

Grenade tosser, you mean he can get away with small jail term 
and fine? He should be punish and shame on local media being a 
traitor to his country and killing his own citizen.

Yes we are all happy and proud of the coalition forces and how 
they show restrain, if we want to blame the casualties blame it 
on Saddam for not surrendering and putting his people in such 
danger. He knows from the beginning that he cannot win the 
might of the coalition forces and yet he keep on calling on 
innocent civilian to fight for him while he take cover in his 
bunkers below, mosque, hospital, school. 

Dead or Alive. If the hit and information was correct about the 
meeting in the restaurent. I believe they are dead but where 
are the rest of the regime. So we can imagine, if Tariq Aziz, 
Baghdad Bob(joker in the deck), his sons, his wife and daughter 
all can just disappear, so can he. Where? Maybe the US should 
follow the movement of the Ambasador. He left in a hurry and 
end up in Syria.

The looting and the complain. Looting I can understand, 
complain, the coalition forces should make it clear to these 
complainant that there are still some idiots that is still 
shooting and preventing aid worker from bringing supply also 
you cannot clear the mess in just one or 2 weeks and it must be 
from the cooperation of the Iraqi people. I believe the 
complain mainly come from Saddam supporters. Now he is gone, 
they cannot see the luxury they once enjoy so in front of the 
media they denounce him and try to make problem and do their 
own propaganda for the world media.

Lets hope everything will work accordingly and welcome home our 
heroes. God Bless America, Britain and its allies.

By Abu Ameenah Bilal Philips


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THE RELIGION OF ISLAM
The first thing that one should know and clearly understand 
about Islam is what the word "Islam" itself means. The religion 
of Islam is not named after a person as in the case of 
Christianity which was named after Jesus Christ, Buddhism after 
Gotama Buddha, Confucianism after Confucius, and Marxism after 
Karl Marx. Nor was it named after a tribe like Judaism after 
the tribe of Judah and Hinduism after the Hindus. Islam is the 
true religion of "Allah" and as such, its name represents the 
central principle of Allah's "God's" religion; the total 
submission to the will of Allah "God". The Arabic word "Islam" 
means the submission or surrender of one's will to the only 
true god worthy of worship "Allah" and anyone who does so is 
termed a "Muslim", The word also implies "peace" which is the 
natural consequence of total submission to the will of Allah. 
Hence, it was not a new religion brought by Prophet Muhammad 
(PBUH) I in Arabia in the seventh century, but only the true 
religion of Allah re-expressed in its final form. 

Islam is the religion which was given to Adam, the first man 
and the first prophet of Allah, and it was the religion of all 
the prophets sent by Allah to mankind. The name of God's 
religion lslam was not decided upon by later generations of 
man. It was chosen by Allah Himself and clearly mentioned in 
His final revelation to man. In the final book of divine 
revelation, the Qur'aan, Allah states the following:


"This day have I perfected your religion for you, completed My 
favour upon you, and have chosen for you Islam as your 
religion". (Soorah Al-Maa'idah 5:3)


"If anyone desires a religion other than Islam (submission to 
Allah (God) never will It be accepted of Him" (Soorah 
Aal'imraan 3:85)


"Abraham was not a Jew nor Christian; but an upright Muslim." 
(Soorah Aal'imraan 3:67)

Nowhere in the Bible will you find Allah saying to Prophet 
Moses' people or their descendants that their religion is 
Judaism, nor to the followers of Christ that their religion is 
Christianity. In fact, Christ was not even his name, nor was it 
Jesus! The name "Christ" comes from the Greek word Christos 
which means the annointed. That is, Christ is a Greek 
translation of the Hebrew title "Messiah". The name "Jesus" on 
the other hand, is a latinized version of the Hebrew name Esau.

For simplicity's sake, I will however continue to refer to 
Prophet Esau (PBUH) as Jesus. As for his religion, it was what 
he called his followers to. Like the prophets before him, he 
called the people to surrender their will to the will of Allah; 
(which is Islam) and he warned them to stay away from the false 
gods of human imagination.

According to the New Testament, he taught his followers to pray 
as follows: "Yours will be done on earth as it is in Heaven".


THE MESSAGE OF ISLAM

Since the total submission of one's will to Allah represents 
the essence of worship, the basic message of Allah's divine 
religion, Islam is the worship of Allah alone and the avoidance 
of worship directed to any person, place or thing other than 
Allah.Since everything other than Allah, the Creator of all 
things, is Allah's creation; it may be said that Islam, in 
essence calls man away from the worship of creation and invites 
him to worship only its Creator. He is the only one deserving 
man's worship as it is only by His will that prayers are 
answered. If man prays to a tree and his prayers are answered, 
it was not the tree which answered his prayers but Allah who 
allowed the circumstances prayed for to take place. One might 
say, "That is obvious," however, to tree-worshippers it might 
not be. Similarly, prayers to Jesus, Buddha, or Krishna, to 
Saint Christopher, or Saint Jude or even to Muhammad, are not 
answered by them but are answered by Allah. Jesus did nottell 
his followers to worship him but to worship Allah. As the 
Qur'aan states:


"And behold Allah will say: "O Jesus the son of Mary Did you 
say to men, Worship me and my mother as gods besides Allah He 
will say-"Glory to you I could never say what I had no right 
(to say')" (Soorah Al-Maa'idah- 5:116)

Nor did he worship himself when he worshipped but rather he 
worshipped Allah. This basic principle is enshrined in the 
opening chapter of the Qur'aan, known as Soorah Al-Faatihah, 
verse 4:


"You alone do we worship and from you alone do we seek help".
Elsewhere, in the final book of revelation, the Qur'aan, Allah 
also said:


"And your Lord says:"Call on Me and I will answer your
(prayer)."(Soorsh Mu'min 40:60)

it is worth noting that the basic message of Islam is that 
Allah and His creation are distinctly different entities. 
Neither is Allah His creation or a part of it, nor is His 
creation Him or a part of Him.

This might seem obvious, but, man's worship of creation instead 
of the Creator is to a large degree based on ignorance of this 
concept. It is the belief that the essence of Allah is 
everywhere in His creation or that His divine being is or was 
present in some aspects of His creation, which has provided 
justification for the worship of creation though such worship 
maybecalled the worship of Allah through his creation. How 
ever, the message of Islam as brought by the prophets of Allah 
is to worship only Allah and to avoid the worship of his 
creation either directly or indirectly. In the Our'aan Allah 
clearlystates:


"For We assuredly sent amongst every people a prophet,(with the 
command) worship meand avoid false gods " (Soorsh Al-Nahl 16:36)

When the idol worshipper is questioned as to why he or she bows 
down to idols created by men, the invariable reply is that they 
are not actually worshipping the stone image, but Allah who is 
present within it. They claim that the stone idol is only a 
focal point for Allah's essence and is not in itself Allah! One 
who has accepted the concept of the presence of God's being 
within His creation in any way will be obliged to accept this 
argument of idolatry. Whereas, one who understands the basic 
message of Islam and its implications would never concede to 
idolatry no matter how it is rationalized. Those who have 
claimed divinity for themselves down through the ages have 
often based their claims on the mistaken belief that Allah is 
present in man. They merely had to assert that although Allah 
according to their false beliefs, is in all of us, He is more 
present in them than in the rest of us. Hence, they claim, we 
should submit our will to them and worship them as they are 
either God in person or God concentrated within the person.

Similarly, those who have asserted the godhood of others after 
their passing have found fertile ground among those who accept 
the false belief of God's presence in man. One who has grasped 
the basic message of Islam and its implications could never 
agree to worship another human being under any circumstances. 
God's religion in essence is a clear call to the worship of the 
Creator and the rejection of creation-worship in any form. This 
is the meaning of the motto of Islam:

"Laa Elaaha lllallaah" (There is no god but Allah)

Its repetition automatically brings one within the fold of 
Islam and sincere belief in it guarantees one Paradise. 

Thus, the final Prophet of Islam is reported to have said, "Any 
one who says: There is no god but Allah and dies holding that 
(belief) will enter paradise".(Reported by Abu Dharr and 
collected by Al-Bukhaaree and Muslim).

It consists in the submission to Allah as one God, yielding to 
Him by obeying His commandments, and the denial of polytheism 
and polytheists.


THE MESSAGE OF FALSE RELIGION

There are so many sects, cults, religions, philosophies, and 
movements in the world, all of which claim to be the right way 
or the only true path to Allah. How can one determine which one 
is correct or if, in fact, all are correct? The method by which 
the answer can be found is to clear away the superficial 
differences in the teachings of the various claimants to the 
ultimate truth, and identify the central object of worship to 
which they call, directly or indirectly. False religions all 
have in common one basic concept with regards to Allah. They 
either claim that all men are gods or that specific men were 
Allah or that nature is Allah or that Allah is a figment of 
man's imagination.

Thus, it may be stated that the basic message of false religion 
is that Allah may be worshipped in the form of His creation. 
False religion invites man to the worship of creation by 
calling the creation or some aspect of it God. For example, 
prophet Jesus invited his followers to worship Allah but those 
who claim to be his followers today call people to worship 
Jesus, claiming that he was Allah!

Buddha was a reformer who introduced a number of humanistic 
principles to the religion of India. He did not claim to be God 
nor did he suggest to his followers that he be an object of 
worship. Yet, today most Buddhists who are to be found outside 
of India have taken him to be God and prostrate to idols made 
in their perception of his likeness.

By using the principle of identifying the object of worship, 
false religion becomes very obvious and the contrived nature of 
their origin clear. As God said in the Our'aan:

That which you worship besides Him are only names you and your 
forefathers have invented for which Allah has sent down no 
authority: The command belongs only to Allah:


He has commanded that you only worship Him; that is the right 
religion, but most men do not understand ". (Soorah Yoosuf 
12:40)

It may be argued that all religions teach good things so why 
should it matter which one we follow. The reply is that all 
false religions teach the greatest evil, the worship of 
creation. Creation-worship is the greatest sin that man can 
commit because it contradicts the very purpose of his creation. 
Man was created to worship Allah alone as Allah has explicitly 
stated in the Our'aan:


"I have only created Jlnns and men, that they may worship 
me"(Soorah Zaareeyaat 51:56)

Consequently, the worship of creation, which is the essence of 
idolatry, is the only unforgivable sin. One who dies in this 
state of idolatry has sealed his fate in the next life. This is 
not an opinion, but a revealed fact stated by Allah in his 
final revelation to man:


"Verily Allah will not forgive the joining of partners with 
Him, but He may forgive (sins) less than that for whom so ever 
He wishes"(Soorah An- Nisaa 4:48 and 116)


THE UNIVERSALITY OF ISLAM

Since the consequences of false religion are so grave, the true 
religion of Allah must be universally understandable and 
attainable, not confined to any people, place or time. There 
can not be conditions like baptism, belief in a man, as a 
saviour etc., for a believer to enter paradise. Within the 
central principle of Islam and in its definition, (the 
surrender of one's will to God) lies the roots of lslam's 
universality. Whenever man comes to the realization that Allah 
is one and distinct from His creation, and submits himself to 
Allah, he becomes a Muslim in body and spirit and is eligible 
for paradise. Thus, anyone at anytime in the most remote region 
of the world can become a Muslim, a follower of God's religion, 
Islam, by merely rejecting the worship of creation and by 
turning to Allah (God) alone-It should be noted however, that 
the recognition of and submission to Allah requires that one 
chooses between right and wrong and such a choice implies 
accountability. Man will be held responsible for his choices, 
and, as such, he should try his utmost to do good and avoid 
evil. The ultimate good being the worship of Allah alone and 
the ultimate evil being the worship of His creation along with 
or instead of Allah. This fact is expressed in the final 
revelation as follows:


"Verily those who believe, those who follow the Jewish 
(Scriptures), the Christians and the Sabians any who believe In 
Allah and the last day, and work righteousness *hall have their 
reward with their Lord;They will not be overcome by fear nor 
grief (Soorah Al-Baqarah 2:62).


If only they had stood by the law, the Gospel, and all the 
revelation that was sent to them from their Lord, they would 
have enjoyed happiness from every side. There Is from among 
them a party on the right course; but many of them follow a 
course that Is evil.". (Soorah Al-.Maa'idah 5:66)


RECOGNITION OF ALLAH

The question which arises here is, "How can all people be 
expected to believe in Allah given their varying- backgrounds, 
societies and cultures? For people to be responsible for 
worshipping Allah they all have to have access to knowledge of 
Allah. The final revelation teaches that all mankind have the 
recognition of Allah imprinted on their souls, a part of their 
very nature with which they are created.

In Soorah Al-A'raaf, Verses 172-173; Allah explained that when 
He created Adam, He caused all of Adam's descendants to come 
into existence and took a pledge from them saying, Am I not 
your Lord? To which they all replied, " Yes, we testify to It:'

Allah then explained why He had all of mankind bear witness 
that He is their creator and only true God worthy of worship. 
He said, "That was In case you (mankind) should say on the day 
of Resurrection, "Verily we were unaware of all this." That is 
to say, we had no idea that You Allah, were our God. No one 
told us that we were only supposed to worship You alone. Allah 
went on to explain That it was also In case you should 
say, "Certainly It was our ancestors who made partners (With 
Allah) and we are only their descendants; will You then destroy 
us for what those liars did?" Thus, every child is born with a 
natural belief in Allah and an inborn inclination to worship 
Him alone called in Arabic the "Fitrah".

If the child were left alone, he would worship Allah in his own 
way, but all children are affected by those things around them, 
seen or unseen. 

The Prophet (PBUH) reported that Allah said, "I created my 
servants in the right religion but devils made them go astray". 
The Prophet (PBUH) also said, "Each child is born in a state 
of "Fitrah", then his parents make him a Jew, Christian or a 
Zoroastrian, the way an animal gives birth to a normal 
offspring. Have you noticed any that were born mutilated?" 
(Collected by Al-Bukhaaree and Muslim).
So, just as the child submits to the physical laws which Allah 
has put in nature, his soul also submits naturally to the fact 
that Allah is his Lord and Creator. But, his parents try to 
make him follow their own way and the child is not strong 
enough in the early stages of his life to resist or oppose the 
will of his parents. The religion which the child follows at 
this stage is one of custom and upbringing and Allah does not 
hold him to account or punish him for this religion.

Throughout people's lives from childhood until the time they 
die, signs are shown to them in all regions of the earth and in 
their own souls, until it becomes clear that there is only one 
true God (Allah). If the people are honest with themselves, 
reject their false gods and seek Allah, the way will be made 
easy for them but if they continually reject Allah's signs and 
continue to worship creation, the more difficult it will be for 
them to escape. For example, in the South Eastern region of the 
Amazon jungle in Brazil, South America, a primitive tribe 
erected a new hut to house their main idol Skwatch, 
representing the supreme God of all creation. The homage to the 
God, and while he was in prostration to what he had been taught 
was his Creator and Sustainer, a mangy old flea-ridden dog 
walked into the hut, The young man looked up in time to see the 
dog lift its hind leg and pass urine on the idol. Outraged, the 
youth chased the dog out of the temple, but when his rage died 
down he realized that the idol could not be the Lordof the 
universe. Allah must be elsewhere. he now had a choice to act 
on his knowledge and seek Allah, or to dishonestly go along 
with the false beliefs of his tribe. As strange as it may seem, 
that was a sign from Allah for that young man. It contained 
within it divine guidance that what he was worshipping was 
false.

Prophets were sent, as was earlier mentioned, to every nation 
and tribe to support man's natural belief in Allah and man's 
inborn inclination to worship Him as well as to reinforce the 
divine truth in the daily signs revealed by Allah. Although, in 
most cases, much of the prophets' teachings became distorted, 
portions remained which point out right and wrong. For example, 
the ten commandments of the Torah, their confirmation in the 
Gospels and the existence of laws against murder, stealing and 
adultery in most societies. Consequently, every soul will be 
held to account for its belief in Allah and its acceptance of 
the religion of Islam; the total submission to the will of 
Allah.

We pray to Allah, the exalted, to keep us on the right path to 
which He has guided us, and to bestow on us a blessing from 
Him, He is indeed the Most Merciful. Praise and gratitude be to 
Allah,the Lord of the worlds, and peace and blessings be on 
prophet Muhammed, his Family, his companions, and those who 
rightly follow them

Also check out the e-net for Turkish(ottoman)Empire, Persian 
Empire( Afghanistan Part of Ancient persian empire), Iraqi 
Empire, Islamic(Arabic)Empire. 

Yes you are right, you people need some education. Jesus is Isa 
not Esau. Al Masih Isa (the messiah Jesus) Islam started 632 
years after christ, if Alive Jesus is 2003 years old. Jesus was 
born by a virgin who was approach by an angel that God is going 
to give her a son. Mohammed is born by sexual relation between 
man and woman. Jesus heal the sick, raise the dead no other 
prophet can do that. Mohammed do not. Jesus will be the one to 
do the judging on your last day not Mohammed. Jesus did not 
kill anyone, Mohammed kill thousands. Jesus has no sexual 
relation with any woman. Mohammed have more than 14 wives, 
youngest being only 9. All this is written in the Koran. If you 
really want this information. I would be glad to forward to you.

If I have to go on, I would start all over again and dig out 
all my previous post regarding the subject of religion.

Most important is the present day situation, as I always say 
relgion must be lead by example not by force. If the world can 
see the goodness of Islam, I am sure more people would follow 
the teachings. God gives us the wisdom to choose, and show us 
what is good and what is bad.

Believe and understand your religion, read the text carefully. 
No religion teaches you to kill. Forgive, peace and love is 
what God teaches us. Even when Jesus is dying, he called out to 
God his father. Father forgive them, for they don't know what 
they do. Yes God is our father too, We are all his sons but we 
are not sent by him through a virgin, we are all born in the 
same way as Mohammed.

Peace be with you. God Bless(Insha Allah)

I do indeed predict that one day you will understand your 
ultimate destiny and 
throw a great pot-party on top of my grave! :)
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I've discussed this and our conclusion is bombastic!
At least that is the general agreement around here.

I am hoping to get a Space Mission going in Croydon, England of 
all things! :)
Mind you, if it doesn't work out here then I will go abroad and 
do it somewhere else. Hint, did you ever consider acting towards 
me with Grace?
*Get out of here!*
Of course the mission could fail but at least we could have done 
something useful as we wait around to die.
We have got lots of new technology and I am planning to bring in 
U.S. taskforces like N.A.S.A and Microsoft too in the future.
It is also a way out for British Aerospace and other companies 
like that which are doing poorly in the world economy right now.
Curriculum Vitae's at the ready! :)
In the meantime I have had it known already that the new name I 
suggest for *Beddington* which is a light industry area of 
Croydon shall now be proclaimed as *Xenon*
(This does make me laugh a bit using an inert gas for this place 
but hell let's just go with it! :))

Kindly take S.E.T.I. and ram it!
We not going to wait around to receive signs of intelligent life 
or poster-cards of Hitler!
We'll just go out there and find it ourselves!
*Let's Go to The Stars!*
That is our priority number one.

you need to suck Allah's cock

168 people lost 8 years ago today!!! In the first attack on US 
soil sick to say by one of our own, Saddam probably got ahold to 
him too! Sweet Dreams! We will NEVER forget you!

Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
4-19-1995






And yes I expect the sick bunch of you to start some kind of 
bullshit, I will not respond, your perfectly capable of making 
asses of yourself on your own!

Whoops, a day off Tomorrow!!!

I understand that 'Special ops' are already on the ground in 
Syria. I guess we will find out soon enough who's over there. 
They arrested another half brother of Saddam's. How many 
brother's does that guy have? Have you gotten any e-mail about 
how you can get one of those infamous decks of cards? With the 
most wanted Former Saddam Regime? I did, I think its some sort 
of scam! This is the craziest war I think the US has ever fought!

If the Ace of spades is Saddam does that mean he's a minority 
and due for welfare?

hey

clitty

*FIRST SATAN SETS THE SCENE AND DECLARES A FULL MOON KINDA THING 
AGAIN*
Then suddenly ...
!!!
Saddam Hussein is indeed in Croydon. :)
And I also saw Uzi.
They are staying at the Savoy Hotel which for the malinformed is 
on the Strand in London.
It will indeed be funny ...
... we shall track him down everywhere ...
.... where ??? 
.... where ???
Um!!!
Not there!!!
Here!!!
*We look for material evidence at the Savoy Hotel tonight!* 

GET A GRIP=MERLYN=X=an ASShole who runs this board into the 
ground.
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Correct!
We will get you on Death Row real soon ...
*Too bad you live in the basement of your horrible house with 
your evil dead mother harping at you from above!* :)
You see at freelivevideo.com they have already got your address 
and it is indeedy in Canada ...
We do indeed have all the information we need and we do indeed 
have been hanging around with the material evidence for a whole 
year in Earth-days of which each consists of 1440 minutes!
I do *indeed* have the very same chat transcript myself on a 
backup CD-ROM along with the Nimda-X worm .... :)

Concerning the ugly appearance of a slab of meat upon the 
stomach of a dead woman in a race hate crime ...
Why not try a little post-operative Dynamite?
If you know what I mean ...
*We call upon the Mortician better known as Helen of Troy!*
She is one hell of a Scientist ...
On the Subject of *Raising The Dead*
Come Hell or Hillingdon ...
The Answer therein lies! :)
*INSTRUCTION MANUAL: ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS *RAISE THE DEAD FROM 
THEIR GRAVES* ;)
How do you *Raise the Dead* :)
Try THIS Number!

020 8239 7552

But remember!

The number is in London ...

So use the dialing code.

*IN THE CASE OF A POLICE EMERGENCY DIAL ...
... 999*
!!!

Secret Agent is really a French frog snail-snapper

suck the big cock of u know who, the real godman.

I will rip this board a new fuck-hole

My face is my fuck-hole

How many of you kids smoked your first joint tonight? Raise your 
hands high and stare at them. Hehehee.

CUNCTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vaginas are Cool!

CUNCTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vaginas are Cool!

CUNCTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vaginas are Cool!

CUNCTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vaginas are Cool!

CUNCTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vaginas are Cool!

CUNCTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vaginas are Cool!

om/cf and Merlyn are bitches !


fuck them and this board

~~If the Ace of spades is Saddam does that mean he's a minority 
and due for welfare?~~
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Well, a Minority where? In Iraq? Or the Arab Community, NO! I 
think the only thing he would be eligable for in the US is the 
Death Penalty! 

Uhhhhhhhhhhh First? Tonight? Uhhhh lol.....

He needs to worry some more about where his next blow job is 
comming from, and stay the FUCK out of our business!!! He is NOT 
the President anymore. That son of a bitch was handed Bin Hidin 
and did NOTHING! He isnt relivant ANYMORE!!! Pretty much like 
the UN, MEANINGLESS!!!!

Bwhahaaa! Quit the whacky tabbacky twelve years ago. White 
lightining's still the biggest thrill of all...well Budwieser 
any way! Watch out buying those Iraqi Hoodlum decks of playing 
cards. Just read an article about some European company printing 
up bootleg copies....the U.S. D.O.D. only printed 200. Somebody 
on E-Bay selling sets for $300. Which reminds me, where has X-
Waldo been lately?

CUNCTS !!!!!!!!!!!!! (What in the hekk is a cunct?)

Vaginas are Cool! (You ain't doin' it right!}

Yeah I thought that was some kind of scam! And I'm not real sure 
where Waldo went lol...White Lightning, like Chopin Potato Vodka 
Lmao!

The more I read about the torture of fellow muslims who do not 
listen to their leaders in Iraq and other muslims dominated 
areas, it sadden me to think how can they do that to their 
fellow muslims. It all boilts down to power and greed. In 
Indonesia too, when they were fighting for power, they too were 
killing thier own kind to have a power over the rest.

And these leaders are good they would use Islam and claim that 
these people are infidels. Look deeper into these. I hope all 
muslim, will slowly realize these and find their faith in God.

Jews suck r u a ju? u suk 2 

Thousands of people carrying Korans and waving banners 
demonstrated outside a Baghdad mosque on Friday demanding the 
United States leave Iraq. In the first Friday prayers since 
U.S. tanks drove to the heart of the Iraqi capital last week, 
Imam Ahmed al-Kubaisi said in his sermon the United States 
invaded Iraq to defend Israel and denied that Iraq possessed 
weapons of mass destruction. 

His followers poured out of the mosque after prayers chanting 
anti-U.S. slogans and waving banners that read "No to America. 
No to Secular State. Yes to Islamic State." (Albawaba.com)




The coalition forces should not only focus on Saddam regime 
only but on these Iman that is using the Mosque to spread 
hatred. All these demonstration should be stop, if not it will 
get from bad to worse and when you try to control then, it will 
be a difficult job, who knows Saddam might behind this plan all 
along. He knows he cannot win in might.

As for WMD, I really don't think Iraq have these weapons. I say 
it earlier that they are planning to have it. For Iraq to be an 
Islamic states. Yes, why not since most of the people are 
muslims, definitely not the Teleban kind. It is up to the 
people of Iraq to choose without any threat from within by any 
group.

has bolstered their lineup of action figure dolls with none other
than 'Comical Ali' aka. 'Baghdad Bob'. Check out the 
herobuilders.com website, its hilarious.


Dis-information doll

April 18 2003

London: A US company has produced a speaking doll of the former 
Iraqi information minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, whose news 
conferences during the assault on Baghdad brought him brief 
fame, a cult following and the sarcastic nickname "Comical Ali".

In tribute to what it called Sahhaf's "one-man battle against 
the observable facts", Hero Builders has produced 30-centimetre 
images, that were available today on its website, 
herobuilders.com.

The "Iraqi Dis-Information Minister" doll is for sale at 
$US24.95 ($A40.80), with the talking version available for 
$US35.95 ($A59) saying: "There are no American infidels in 
Baghdad. Never!" and "Our initial assessment is that they will 
all die."

Sahhaf's image, complete with trademark black beret and rimless 
glasses, is also available on a T-shirt, which has been selling 
well.
(snip)

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/04/18/1050172745819.html

http://herobuilders.com/

Damn!  You beat me to it.  I was getting ready to post exactly 
what you just posted above about the talking Iraqi Information 
Minister.

so fucking what? No one give a shit.

No need to get your panties in a wad.

Sorry about that, lol. I read that al-Sahhaf is believed to have 
hung himself. After looking like a major ding-dong on the world 
stage its certainly undestandable if he did. Also read he has a 
son who is a doctor in England. The son said his dad was great 
father but he didn't know much about his political dealings 
inside Club Saddam. Im going to hoist a cold one for the 
minister of DeNile tonight, he was funny.

I am=2 the absolute messiah ands I will smash something into the 
century uf the Galaxie!
I will do this when I hav gone to McDonalds. 

I am a software programmer by profession.
I do not have a clue who I am.
If you know about Cluedo then why don't you ridiculous police 
men in London e-mail me at rwarwick.mail.croydononline.orgy?

I think I address noone!
Come along and shoot me in the head tonight Croydon policemen!
What kinda handgun U been using on yourselves recently you wimps?

If I am an Iraqi and I was welcoming the presence of the 
coalition forces last week and condeming Saddam Regime. How do 
you think I would feel now when I see the thousand that is 
protesting and some even still chant the Saddam tune. 
Definitely I would feel scare, what happen if the coalition 
forces really withdraw and Saddam and his gang appear again. 
What would happen to us. The same as Basra in 1991?

Now is the time to use the media. Tell the people of Iraq that 
if they want to see the future of Iraq to be run smoothly, they 
should co operate and give peace a chance. The coalition forces 
has already won. There would be no more killing and destroying 
if they are not threaten. They would eventually pull out when 
things settle down. These can be done with the help of Arab 
Nations and the Iman of the mosque in Iraq. They should put 
religion in their heart and try to work what best for Iraq and 
for the neighbouring countries and not demanding the withdrawal 
of the coalition forces in such early stage. It would only 
bring more disaster than good.

Lets us all continue to pray for the Iraqi people who have to 
suffer for the time being and the coalition forces to finish 
their job soon and return safely to their family back home and 
also Palestinian and Isrealis that they may find peace and 
harmony in the near future to live as brothers in the name of 
Abraham.

Muslim nations neighbouring Iraq, want the United States to 
keep its hands off Iraq's oil and withdraw from the country as 
soon as possible.

At a meeting in the Saudi capital Riyadh, foreign ministers 
from six states which border Iraq, plus Egypt and Bahrain, 
called on the coalition forces to let Iraqis form their own 
government.


US should set condition to all these Arab Nations especially 
Saudi. OK we can withdraw but what ever happen in Iraq will be 
their responsiblity and make it clear to the Arab nations that 
it is their own Arab that want the coalition forces to 
withdraw. So if the kurdish, sunni and the shite fight against 
one another for power and killing innocent don't blame it on 
the coalition forces of not finishing their job. Like what 
happen in Baswra 12 years ago. Did the Arab nation step in and 
stop Saddam regime for killing?

All they have in their mind is infidels is coming to run their 
countries. Can't they see the infidels will do a better job 
than their so called Islamic leader (only in time of trouble), 
other than that these leaders are enjoying the life better than 
the infidels. Look at Saddam sons

ever think the USA does not want to catch bin not hidin. fuckin 
moron

SADDAM: MY REGIME HAS FALLEN, AND IT CAN'T GET UP!

your beer sucks-and your smokes taste like shit

MAYBE SO, BUT THERE'S ONE THING WE CAN SAY; WE DON'T HAVE QUEBEC!

So what has canada developed besides a severe case of 
Islamic dick sucking syndrome?

Lets see, shall we:
-------------

Canadian sports/race autos: the horse

Canadian computers and internet browsers and software: 
nada nada nada-----nothing

Canadian military: nada nada nada---well okay---two 
rowboats and a horse

Canadian crops: "pot" which you ripped off from both the 
Netherlands and the US west coast criminals

Canadian attitude: ripped off from the french

The only thing you have developed recently is a 10 billion 
dollar deficient because we don't give a fuck to spend any 
money on your lack of products nor visit your cocksucking 
country

>>>your beer sucks-and your smokes taste like shit<<<

At double or more US prices to pay for socialism, they should 
taste better. Whats the price of gas in Canada? Works out to 
around $3.50/gallon, eh. Oh you just wouldn't believe the 
disappointment of the Canadian plant workers when the company I 
work for sends people to Canada to service our machines and they 
fail to smuggle American cig's across the border that they can 
buy at reasonable prices.

This is how I went out laughing! :))
It's a l'il 'ol tune I'm now redemonstrating!
It's called *THE FUCKTOWN BLUES*
Sorry! I've lost *the Divine Inspiration*
... Thas funee..
Jesus Christ in person killed me a few hours back -
an' here I come along for another surprise ...
It's called *THE FUCKTOWN BLUES PART TWO* :)

Never one to not take a challenge seriously especially when the 
Devil Himself has taken me on then all I can say is ...
Game On!
We call upon *The Celestial Influence* this very evening!
I need to pack that XXXXing devil up for good! :)
Trust me I know what I am doing.

*BELIEVE IN ME AND LIVE THE LIFE ETERNAL*

Can't the gin soaked "sponge fag bob" richard the lion satan 
devil seth fire farting fuckin' secret agent  useless piece of 
diahrea mouth dung SHUT THE FUCK UP 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!































....on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & 
on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on 
& on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & 
on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on 
& on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & 
on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on 
& on & on ..........& no where !!!!!!!!!!!!!  

It doesn't take much to piss you guys off-btw we have a surplus 
and our economy is doing better than the US-we are at the 
forefront in medicine and computer grafix-healthcare, and we 
have more freedom of speech than you guys.

I WILL SUCK YOUR CANADIAN DICK THOUGH!!!!!!!  ;)

Ya, one would think someone who claims to be Jesus would be far 
to busy this weekend to type out random insane thoughts!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>>Trust me I know what I am doing.<<<

LMFAO! 

keep the replies coming-this is much more fun than scrolling 
past Richard Warwick-also we never told anybody to take off a 
anti-war t-shirt so they could get in to a sports stadium-and 
our censorship laws are not as rigid as yours-as far as pot goes 
I've heard ours is more potent

doesn't = doesn,t?

Send the RCMP to Iraq? Youse Cunnucks are just too funny! 

Modern fighter jets cannot land on 18 ft. birchbark canoes with 
plywood nailed on top, so quit calling 'em "aircraft carriers".

An Israeli soldier shot and killed a cameraman for Associated 
Press Television News today in the West Bank city of Nablus, 
Palestinian witnesses said. The Israeli Army said the soldier 
fired after Palestinians shot at a stalled tank. 




Saw the footage of the event. I really cannot understand why 
the youth in palestinian are so stupid. How to fight stone with 
Tank. Honestly, if I were to be a palestinian youth. I would do 
the same too, just for the excitement and trill of trying to 
avoid getting shot at. This is what every youth in the world 
love to do. Trill seekers.

As for the cameraman, who shot the cameramen. I see some of 
them are so close to the Tank and the youth is running round 
them. They should know the danger if you are with the offensive 
crowd but then again it may not even come from the Isreal fires.

It has become so routine in the palestinian issue that the 
world has become so use to this kind of happening. Not for the 
Arab Nations. They will still use the parade of dead body of 
the so called innocent people to win hatred against the 
Isrealis.

Can't the gin soaked "sponge fag bob" richard the lion satan 
devil seth fire farting fuckin' secret agent  useless piece of 
diahrea mouth dung SHUT THE FUCK UP 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
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Make me U fuck and a half!
Drop dead!

Who said we had modern fighter jets.btw those birchbark canoes 
are pretty strong you know.wait a minute i have to go outside of 
the igloo to feed the dogs and chase away the grizzly from my 
snowshoe collection.

U do
like 
this
!!!
that's all.

Listen up Spy!
I'll see you soon and one way or another I'll send you off into 
hell!!!
You want to insult me then you did it for All Time.
Timber-Merchant?
I will find you in the real, physical world real soon and take 
you out of the picture forever!
In the meantime keep up with the insults because I am conducting 
a Scientific Experiment that basically entails seeing how far 
into Hell you wish to send yourself.
I know exactly who you are and I have your Name and Address!
*WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO BE PART OF MY SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT?*

I speak with a tongue of fire!
I am silver-tongued.
I have a golden radiance.

I fully accept you as the one true messiah! Please post a phone 
number so the true believers can deliver their confessions unto 
you.

Gues i shouldn,t use CC since some other idiot has taken it over

havn,t been here 4 ages.

getting pretty crazy here with the whole SARS outbreak.
I had to take the bus for a few days last week because the truck 
was in the shop.
I bought a mask that i wore on the bus.
Now i find that whenever i,m in a public place & someone coughs 
i cover my mouth.

About the whole Iraq war i,m happy that we didn,t take part in 
the military operations.

MR. Chretiens decision was largely made because of public 
opinion and also because of our strong ties to the U.N.

Lester B Pearson one of our former politicians played a leading 
role in forming the U.N and i believe this is a big reason for 
Chretien,s decision.

I find it hillarious that the large majority of pro war 
canadians come from the big buisness conservatives and from the 
Alberta government who are all about oil.

We are there for you in the war against terrorism.

i,m looking forward to trying out those freedom fries.

Add some cheese curds and you would have freedom poutine.     

I know exactly who you are and I have your Name and Address!
                  *WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO BE PART OF MY 
SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT?*

I WOULD YOU FUCKIN DINGBAT JACKOFF.

The *Spy* pseudonym is Paul Skinner at Cergis.
I resigned from this position partly because he kept insulting 
me and he used to be my manager.
He did some more of it last night knowing perfectly well who I 
am and posted it up on the internet.
He seems to fancy himself as something of a lawyer well ...
... *KISS MY ASS*

*AND THAT WAS HOW YOU DROP NEW INTERNET MATERIAL LEGAL ELEMENTS 
INTO OUR L'IL GAME.*

I fully accept you as the one true messiah! Please post a phone 
number so the true believers can deliver their confessions unto 
you.
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Game on! :)
Okay my l'il charmers!
Just call me T.A.M.

*INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO SUE YOURSELF.*
If you want to boot your own manager off the internet then all 
he has to do is dial THIS number: 
.... also use the dialing code for inner London, U.K.
.... and watch for the dialing tone.
.... I think you'll find it is permanently engaged.
.... It's a sort of flatline thing.

0207 240 4848

... All he has to do is dial this number ...
... All he has to do is dial this number ...
... All he has to do is dial this number .......
.

.... It's a sort of flatline thing.

SPEAKING OF FLATLINE, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GETTING A CAT-SCAN?

I come to this earth as the messiah for all homo-sexuals, not 
just X and spy.:)

1 MAY - PROLETARIANS' committee of MAY DAY for INTIFADA WORLDWIDE
Antifada@yahoo.uk
Best Posters of the 1 MAY:
"Arrest, annihilate all the traditionally Fascist Zionist Jews,/

Down with SHARON-BUSH infectious assassin bastard doggies!"

Antifada Worldwide against Zionist Imperialism:
http://lists.antiracismnet.org/mailman/listinfo/antifanet-int
http://www.socialistworker.org/2002-
1/402/402_08_SharonIsTerrorist.shtml
http://www.stop-fascism.org/mini-nukes.htm
http://uk.indymedia.org:8081/front.php3?
article_id=63011&group=webcast

YOU CALL YOURSELF A MESSIAH, AND THAT'S THE BEST COMEBACK YOU 
CAN COME UP WITH? A PLAIN-LABEL MESSIAH.
 A CRYBABY MESSIAH WHO CAN'T BALANCE A CHECKBOOK, OR MANAGE A 
SAVINGS ACCOUNT, WHO NEVER IN HIS MISERABLE LIFE HAS BEEN ABLE TO 
HAVE ANY KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING?
 LOL!!!! DINGBAT.

You are one of the biggest idiots I have ever had the 
displeasure of coming across !!!! You are a messiantic fool 
and a satanic pile of shit steaming away in the night !!! 
SO FUCK OFF YOU MONKEY MASTURBATING FAGOT 
ASSHOLE LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT !!!

I should be read this way, sorry.

As for the cameraman. Who shot the cameramen?.

I really don't understand about the posting. Everyone can read 
what we post. Why don't we just post something that we can 
discuss and talk about of what is going to happen to our future 
life especially the young ones.

I really cannot understand the posting of X and Richard. Why? I 
believe you guys or gals are inteligent people who can 
understand what happening to the world. I am already half a 
century. If you people want a better world, post something that 
we can discuss about the reality that is happening to this 
world. Sorry, if I offended anyone but it is good that we can 
see what others really feel. I may be wrong. Let me know. God 
bless. Happy Easter to all. Christ has died. Christ is risen, 
Christ will come again.

You are in a minority....I wish you would stay 
underground....your idea of consensual sex is a crime against 
humanity...My fervent hope is that you all have your day in 
prison where you end up as some bad asses bitch.....The vikings 
had a cure for the likes of you back in the sixth 
century...castration followed by the removal of your hamstrings, 
a bitumen plug in your rectum which was then sewn up. You were 
then fed a rich diet of fish gruel & alcohol which fermented 
inside of you causing a most agonising death.
This would still be an easy way out for you parasites...I....and 
hundreds of thousands like me would be very happy to bring an 
end to your suffering....you and your ilk are a boil on the 
backside of humanity....REMEMBER....WE HAVE THE POWER...IT IS 
GAINING IN STRENGTH EVERY DAY....YOUR FUCKING DAYS ARE 
NUMBERED !!!

I am really really sorry! :)
May I do your laundry?
I will get you your shopping tooo ... lol
I've worked everything out and I will play badminton with you 
and give you a lovely haircut. 
*THIS TIME ROUND*

lol

I have an anti-smilie message for that creep that calls Himself 
the Devil Himself or that He says I am *THIS TIME ROUND*
*I DO NOT WANT YOUR BAG OF FUCKING SOD-TRICKS!*

*THIS TIME ROUND* :((

I just saw the green eggs and spam effect!!

*THIS TIME ROUND* 

... it's disgusting and vile!
.... they gorn orff ..
..... i puke 'em up on space-bitch

*THIS TIME ROUND*

Gimme a fucking Coca-cola!
I wanna watch Darth Vader having sex with Pepsi cola.

*THIS TIME ROUND*

(Please Note that I cannot fill in the details I can only give 
you the outline of what I did on Sunday.)
So as we all spiral merrily off into Hell together I solved two 
problems today:

(1) I produced a solution which I named the *Satellite Problem*
As some people know, you need three satellites to cover the 
Earth completely in the Cartesian system of Geometry. I then 
extended the problem into three dimensions of Space. The problem 
in essence was to do the whole thing without measurements using 
a protractor or a ruler. The actual teachings went way beyond 
this but it was a done deal.

(2) I gave *The Theory for The Origin of Life on the Planet* 
In essence this involves a tiny particle of Gold in the Outer 
Fringes of The Northern Lights. On That particular Day that 
Light was White! 

can somebody from  crisis2001 website please refresh this board
pleeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!I can't take it anymore-Please cleanse the 
infection of Warwick.

(3) You *sucked cock like a hungery whore*.

(3) You *sucked cock like a hungery whore*.
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Actually not. For (3) I have in mind *The Theory of the A.I.D.S 
cure*. Now what would the hungry whore like to do about that? I 
suggest the hungry whore reads it and weeps.

can somebody from  crisis2001 website please refresh this board
pleeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!I can't take it anymore-Please cleanse the 
infection of Warwick.
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Interesting comments but not exactly a Scientific write-up!
This actually had nothing to do with bacteria because the 
original life-form created on the planet Earth was a virus. You 
better thank God for the Light and the Northern Lights 
phenomenon and our little tinkerbell particle of dust because it 
created a monster a bit like you.

I have seen the Barbara Streisand effect!

*THIS TIME ROUND*

I will be a good boy and clean my teeth like mummy says.

*THIS TIME ROUND*

I will do all my homework like daddy says.

*THIS TIME ROUND*

Then I will eat my assorted shape cereal.

*THIS TIME ROUND*

fitting it is and you see. you suck eggs....not me!

Anyone who posts here is a flaming pervert

Yes,including you.

no, just you, shit head

hey genius, a virus technically isn't an organism...you are so 
smart

You really READ his stupid shit??

I really think this site sucks just like I do. It's no wonder I 
am the only ass hole left on this site besides Fart Finder and 
Wally the wanker. Justice, and u know who are all just my 
bipolar alter egoes I use. And by the way I am gay, in case you 
were horney.
  



     Five lines and a wish for my gay friends to e-mail me

Does it feed your fire?The fire is very hot here.The water is 
solid and Phoenix gives birth.Out of the north I shall come.One 
foot on land and one in the sea.I am the Little Horn.Confusion 
is my congregation.
Join me.

How is your ugly mother, i was rough on her asshole last night?

same old people ,same old story,havnt you got better things to 
do,go find a job

I think I have blown all your silly heads off!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA .......

Today I assembled together the (near) perfect team in Space!

I wrapped the entire Space Mission up in almost the blink of an 
eye!

I arranged a Blood-Bath for the Stein Family!

*I TURNED YOU INTO A BUNCH OF BINARY CODE*

*ONE*

*TWO*

*THREE!*

*WHO IS COMING WITH ME???*

Beware! Beware!

Here are my present candidates in written phraselogy and written 
documentation for a l'il 'ol end time game:

Shall we proceed?


Good. :)

Michael Schumacher
Alan Cocconi
Deepen Ram Vs. Doug Henderson

Sarah Matravers Vs. Sophie Raworth (please excuse spelling if 
incorrect)
Nicole Kidman
Regality. 

Beware!

Une  cole priv e internationale s ouvrira au printemps 2003   La 
Chaux-de-Fonds. Un Suisse d origine indienne, Deepen Ram, est   
l origine du projet, pr sent  hier par l  quipe de la promotion 
 conomique neuch teloise.
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Have you met with Silence?

Sarah!

Are you awaiting further Instructions?

Or do you love your Lord?

'In the End we kill all of the Prawns and I get to fuck Space-
Bitch out of a tin beer can presently best known as *The Grolsch 
Effect!*'

*It was the Fuck of the Fuckin' Millennium.*

*IT WAS BETTER KNOWN AS THE BIG BANG ITSELF!*

*THIS TIME ROUND*
*THIS TIME ROUND*

Err...Get off the dole and get a fucking job.

Trying to help...your queer self....

Muslims suck uncircumsised English cock, as you well know.

How do you know? You suck em back!

*EVERY TIME ROUND*

*EVERY TIME ROUND*

The only ^BIG BANG^ is the spunk running down yer smilin face ya 
faggot, Hahahaaa.....>>>SCUM SHIT BUCKET<<<

muslim lovin LOOSER....hahahaaaha >>> DIE

*EVERY TIME ROUND*

OH YA - BobOnThis

I CAN OFFER MY ANUS TO YOUR FAT JUICY COCK, IF YOUR INTERESTED?

BobOnlyBobs on pussy, tough luck faggot.

-BobOnThis-

*For your viewing Pleasure shall I kill my own Mother?*

*(THIS TIME ROUND)*

http://view.greetings.yahoo.com/greet/view?C7EMC2PUPIUUV

We're having fun with a kind of Death Pact thing that involves a 
lot of money, my two sisters and a coupla legal documents. :)

The Question is *What Truly are those Legal Documents?*

Or:

*HOW SHALL WE DO HER?*

The Virgin Mary just got her Sanity Check all over again at the 
despair of the Consultant Psychiatrist.

Verdict:

*PERFECTLY SANE!*

But in the Diagnostic Game is this a Legal Argument or a Medical 
One?

*WE NEED TO PUT HER DOWN ...
.. NOW!!!
I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS!
HERE'S YOUR MONEY NOW XXXX ORFF WITH IT!!!*

lol

*DISCLAIMER: WE ONLY REQUIRE TWO SIGNATURES FOR OUR EVIL AND 
MATERIAL PURPOSES!*

Seperate Dormitories tonight? :)

*[THIS TIME ROUND]*

The Question Truly is *Shall we Make it One Billion Swiss Francs 
or Shall we make it Two?*

*[THIS TIME ROUND]*

I really think this site sucks just like I do. It's no wonder I 
am the only ass hole left on this site besides Fart Finder and 
Wally the wanker. Justice, and u know who are all just my 
bipolar alter egoes I use. And by the way I am gay, in case you 
were horney.
  



     Five lines and a wish for my gay friends to e-mail me

!

I hereby present the Warlick home page. u know who, om/cf, 
Justice, X, Shit boy all done in by Richard Warlick! 
...............Sucks to be U.........................

Fuck the ass hole who runs this site

Fuck the asshole who runs your mouth

Fuck your mouth with my ass hole

Point it out,you're all asshole